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Some of these are extremely old, but they are valid again, so bring 'em on! Q When is it bedtime at Neverland Ranch? A When the big hand touches the little hand! Q What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common? A Both have boys pants half off! Q What do Michael Jackson and tuna have in common? A They both come in little cans! |
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No, the Wal-Mart one is: Q Why did Michael Jackson go to Wal-Mart? A Because he heard boys pants were half off. |
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HAHAHA!!! omg! This could be the greatest thread ever!!! :D *adds to favs Thanks for the chuckle |
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i liked the 1st one |
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no3 is sick but made me laugh |
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mcdoinalds are making a new burger in his honour made of 40 year old meat between 12 year old buns |
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giggle |
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lol :D |
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Those jokes are not funny. Not because they're sick or because I like Michael Jackson, they're just not funny. I hate you all. I liked earthleakage's in the [-Fav harsh track in 2003-] thread, though. I hate you all except earthleakage. |
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And who are you to decide what is funny and what is not, O Fabien? |
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Don't ask. Just believe. |
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what's the difference betwen neil armstrong and micheal jackson? one walks on the moon, the other fucks little boys. |
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haha, the best yet! |
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BWAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!1111 Christ....ohohoohhhhhh.... that made me laugh my ass off. the other jokes i've heard many times already. Then and Now: Michael Jackson: 1983 - Recording Billie Jean 2003 - Sniffing Billy's jeans |
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what's the difference between michael jackson and a plastic bag? one's made of plastic and dangerous to children, the other you put your groceries in. |
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!111 That was hilarious. |
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what the fuck? that video didn't even make sense! thta's probably why it's so funny. well...that and a man eating his own children. |
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what's the difference between mike tyson and michael jackson? i could kick michael jackson's ass. |
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i made that |
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Q. What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson? A. I believe you're in my son. |
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how does mj pick his nose?? from a catalogue |
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whats the difference between michael jackson and acne? acne doesn't start coming on little boys faces till 13 |
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Here's one i just made up: why does michael jackson like to pork little boys? because he's a freaky lookin' pervert. |
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ok ok, i got another one: Michael Jackson walks into a bar. He's got a tiny piano in one hand and a 13 year old boy's genitals in the other. the bartender says, "Damn, you are one freaky looking pervert!" |
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perfect |
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There are allegations that Victoria Beckham had an affair last weekend with Michael Jackson. Jackson has denied this as he says he was in Brooklyn at the time |
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a computer? One is a computer, the other is a human. ******* NOT WORK SAFE ******* |
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Michael jackson molesting children. it's hilarious. |
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Michael Jackson and a little boy were walking through the woods one night when the boy said: "I'm so scared Michael, where are we going?" "I don't know what your worried about", said Michael "I've gotta walk back on my own!" |
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Q. What do you call a man who works with me on an animal culling exercise and who's father is called Jack? A. Michael Jackson! (My-cull Jack's-son) |
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two men walked into a bar, one ducked |
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America, the only country where a poor black boy can grow up to be a rich white woman... |
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Knock...Knock... Who's There? Little Boy Blue Little Boy Blue Who? Michael Jackson |
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oh man i've been looking for that fanta movie i made! |
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its a good one |
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"Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby from a balcony? He was punishing him for not finishing his plate of sperm." -Neil Hamburger (America's Funnyman) |
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"What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Empire State Building? A building that structurally unsound." -Also Neil Hamburger (America's Funnyman) |
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I still have a horrible image of MJ sodomising a young boy and going OW! as he enters him. :/ |
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you have a horrible image, "period" :) |
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Something of the later one is extremely old, but silence is valid, obtains therefore 'em here ignited! It is the Q if this bedtime with the farm of Neverland? If the great hand to interest the small one, cosegni! The Q, of that one in the market Michael Jackson and the whale that introduces in the communal Earth has them? Both have the trousers of the boys to moved absent half with distant! Q, Michael Jackson and Thunfisch in the communal Earth that you? Both enter the small doses! |
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haha! I liked this: "Something of the later one is extremely old, but silence is valid" |
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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Michael Jackson |
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