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offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-11-21 03:34 [#00959454]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



I got a haircut last night, and I swear the lady was
"making love" with my hair... whenever I get my haircut they
always make a point of telling me how thick and full it is,
plus, I've been told my hair is my best feature... so
yeah... :)


 

offline pf from Finland on 2003-11-21 03:35 [#00959455]
Points: 3316 Status: Lurker



my looks..


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-11-21 03:35 [#00959456]
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My knob...it makes the ladies squeel with delight.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-11-21 03:36 [#00959458]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



its definitely not my hair...it used to be tho


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-11-21 03:36 [#00959459]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker



My brain.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-11-21 03:40 [#00959461]
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who needs brains, when you have the physical appearance...

one thing I've realized, living with my current roommates,
is that brains and smarts are not that important when it
comes to being popular... these guys are considered popular
at my school, and I just sit and wonder why? All they talk
about is clothes, and the girl, Sasha, looks at me like I'm
dirt when, after work, I actually decide to put on something
comfy to relax and start walking around in my gym pants... I
think they've been living under a rock for the past few
years too, cause last night I caught that Sasha didn't even
know anything about Tupac or The Notorious B.I.G. like
really, damn that's pretty bad...


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-11-21 03:41 [#00959462]
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thinking about it...my best feature is my love i've got for
you!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-11-21 03:43 [#00959463]
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wow man, you're making me cry... *sniff*

I love you to! :)


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-11-21 03:46 [#00959464]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker



big mac n' frrrrrrrrrrieezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-11-21 03:46 [#00959465]
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Yes but if you have brains and smarts you can become more
popular than the shallow people if you use your intellect
properly and aren't scared about getting into a fight or
three :P


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-11-21 03:46 [#00959466]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



My girlfriend


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-11-21 03:46 [#00959467]
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That comment coming from someone who described his knob as
his best feature :D!


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-11-21 03:49 [#00959468]
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OMG you consider your girlfriend a feature of you...that is
disgusting, I don't know what she see's in you when you
consider her nothing more than an attribute of yourself.
You are a vile excuse for a human being :D!

Besides I would never consider my new bitch a good feature
of myself, she's just something to stick as I want.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-11-21 03:49 [#00959469]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker



sexy


 

offline k_maty on 2003-11-21 03:53 [#00959470]
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thats funny.


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2003-11-21 03:54 [#00959471]
Points: 3388 Status: Regular



I do look good altogether but my long eyelashes have always
been an object of envy for most women I know. My hair is
also a prominent good feature, even though it has started to
turn a bit grey lately, but -hey- some women relly fancy
that so I don't complain...


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-11-21 03:57 [#00959473]
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"who needs brains, when you have the physical
appearance..."


I'm not even going to consider taking that seriously.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-21 03:58 [#00959474]
Points: 10836 Status: Lurker



Being evil.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-11-21 03:59 [#00959475]
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it's good you don't... :)


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-11-21 04:00 [#00959477]
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satan.. sir.

*tips hat*


 

offline occfactor from Helsinki (Finland) on 2003-11-21 04:01 [#00959479]
Points: 257 Status: Regular



my music collection


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-11-21 04:03 [#00959481]
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you romanticist you...


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-11-21 04:04 [#00959483]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



I am not attractive so i should say my brains..but im not
too brainy either....there must be something good about
me...

Ok so my best feature is the 5178 points ive gained on this
board. that is so depressing. *eats some comfort food*


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-11-21 04:05 [#00959484]
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Oh, I find your misogyny so shocking that I must lie down.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-11-21 04:09 [#00959493]
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I'm no misogynist, I just don't like my new girlfriend that
much, she is just a stop gap until I find a girl I really
like. I mean she is OK, but not as good as my last
girlfriend who is now a bad alcoholic.


 

offline occfactor from Helsinki (Finland) on 2003-11-21 04:11 [#00959496]
Points: 257 Status: Regular



if you don't have the looks, then just pretend that you do,
but of course don't let it show. Being self-assured and
confident is always attractive, trust me, be it real or not.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-11-21 04:13 [#00959499]
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So you drive people to drink?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2003-11-21 04:15 [#00959503]
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My best feature is my true objective knowledge og good and
beautiful. Ask me.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-11-21 04:20 [#00959508]
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Depends on if I am the designated driver or not.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-11-21 04:23 [#00959510]
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lol... :)


 

offline nacmat on 2003-11-21 04:25 [#00959511]
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my mouth (lips, smyle and all that)


 

offline nacmat on 2003-11-21 04:25 [#00959512]
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I mean, thats what they tell me


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-11-21 04:25 [#00959513]
Points: 6265 Status: Addict



my tattoos


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-11-21 04:27 [#00959514]
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What about those Spanish Eyes?


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-11-21 04:29 [#00959518]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



my collection of buffy videos.

also my ability to whistle, i am a very good whistler


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-11-21 04:32 [#00959521]
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Having the mental strength to not dwell on things that get
me down.

Ecnadniarb, fair play, you're on top form today.


 

offline nacmat on 2003-11-21 04:33 [#00959523]
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my eyes are just ok... I dont think girls like them
specially


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-21 04:41 [#00959529]
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My long tongue. It's great for special reasons.

Although I quite like my eyes. The way they change colour is
cool. My eyes can be green, brown, grey or orange. I don't
know why but it's fun.


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-11-21 04:43 [#00959531]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker



god knows


 

offline nacmat on 2003-11-21 04:43 [#00959532]
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I bet you here that my tongue is longer than yours

how can we verify this?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-11-21 04:46 [#00959536]
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Eye's changing colours that much seems a bit mad...are you
sure you can tell the difference between a mirror and a
photograph.

Like picking up the paper looking and Brad Pitt and thinking
"damn i look good today".

Long tongues are good for sealing envelopes.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-11-21 04:46 [#00959537]
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What, for arse-licking your boss?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-21 04:50 [#00959541]
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I'll take a picture with my webcam.

jonesy: ermmmm. no. would be the answer to that. I'm
actually feeling sick at the thought of hime sitting on my
face. Can you not choose a better looking male?

ecnadniarb: I can tell the difference. My eyes really do
change colour. It's weird. My girlfriend didn't believe and
she started checking and said I was right. I'd love to know
what it is that makes them change.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-11-21 04:52 [#00959543]
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You chameleon-eyed muthafucka.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-21 04:55 [#00959545]
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That's the best insult ever.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-11-21 04:55 [#00959546]
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maybe they change when your hungry or aroused, or when your
spider sense is tingling


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-11-21 04:57 [#00959549]
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i automatically power off after 5 minutes of inactivity


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-21 04:57 [#00959550]
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Well as I'm tubby I'm permanently hungry. I'm always horny
but unfortunately I don't have a spider sense. Shame. That's
the one I'd want most. That's the way the cookie crumbles I
suppose.


 

offline nacmat on 2003-11-21 05:05 [#00959557]
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we post them in this thread ok?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-21 05:06 [#00959559]
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Shall do. I'll have to wait till I get home. Unless my boss
nips out. Then I'll nick the digital camera.


 


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