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offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-11-12 09:15 [#00947162]
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If you were to be executed, what way would you choose:

the electric chair
lethal injection
the gas chamber
be shot
by hanging
decapitation
stoned to death

other ?

Me, I'd probably go for the lethal injection, as it seems
like more of a "pleasant" way to go than any of the other
brutal alternatives.

Do you fear death?



 

offline nacmat on 2003-11-12 09:18 [#00947164]
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lethal injection ... if it gets me to sleep first..

yes very afraid


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-11-12 09:18 [#00947165]
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"stoned to death" hehe reminds me of that OZ episode...

I'd go for jumping out a plane at high altitude with enough
TNT strapped on me to liquify me instantly. This lot would
be set off 5 secs before impact.


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-11-12 09:19 [#00947170]
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we've had this thread recently haven't we?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-11-12 09:19 [#00947171]
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like his passengers.


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-11-12 09:19 [#00947172]
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shotgun to the head.

its the logical way to go.

I mean, when you use these other methods, you are
registering pain, or, you are drifting into death. Its not
quick.

With a shot gun to the head, you are literally blowing the
brain apart, and thus, if there is no brain, there is no
pain to register in your mind.

And dont say "but it will hurt getting shot"... in theory
yes, but if you calculate how long it takes for the brain to
register pain, and the speed at which the shotgun would
destroy your brain... your brain wouldnt even have time to
register the pain, let alone the fact that you are dieing.
its probably the fastest, most pain free way to die.

imo.


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-11-12 09:20 [#00947175]
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!

if thats real, im deeply sorry for your loss.

but if not...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-11-12 09:20 [#00947176]
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Just a good old fashioned noose, so I'll be dangling there
with a Hangman's Erection. I just think that would be funny.


Hanging from the streetlight on a busy intersection, of
course... I'm a drama queen.


 

offline nacmat on 2003-11-12 09:21 [#00947177]
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ok you convinced me... can I change option now?

hey what are you doing with that injection???


 

offline str_ph from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-12 09:22 [#00947179]
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Lava bath as my nerves would melt instantaneously making it
impossible to the pain information to travel to my already
melt brain.
Remember alien2


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-11-12 09:24 [#00947181]
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hehe :)

oh, and jumping out of a plane is a bad idea.

When your body is weightless (which pretty much is how youd
feel falling through the air) the mind becomes euphoric. Its
a known occurance with astronauts... extreme feelings of
happiness etc, due to the physical changes on your body.

so most likely, youd be falling, and it would be so
exhilerating, youd be happy, hence, youd probably be like "I
dont want to die!" but then its too late... cause youve
reached terminal vel-SPLAT!!!!1!!!!


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-11-12 09:27 [#00947184]
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you mean 3?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-11-12 09:28 [#00947185]
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bullet in the head


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-11-12 09:28 [#00947187]
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bottom line is, I do NOT want to die!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-11-12 09:29 [#00947190]
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i'm human, surre i fearr death, but it's not an obsessive
fearr.


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-11-12 09:29 [#00947191]
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no splat, KERBOOM! ;)



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-11-12 09:30 [#00947193]
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i was stoned to death severral times. good fun.


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-11-12 09:32 [#00947195]
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well, yeah, me to, chumbucket :)


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-11-12 09:33 [#00947197]
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you wouldn't register pain when getting a lethal injection.

they do first put you to sleep, well, more into a kind of
coma and then simply stop your heart.


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-11-12 09:35 [#00947201]
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hahahaha

obvious rip off but put to good use :)


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-12 09:36 [#00947204]
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stoned to death
get stoned until i am dead


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-11-12 09:37 [#00947205]
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Lethal Injection or shot to the head (brain) with a powerful
gun. Strangely, both of those are more pleasent"than the way
a lot of "innocent" people die, from illness, old age, etc.
makes you think, doesn't it?


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-11-12 09:37 [#00947207]
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from what ive read, lethal injection is far from
pleasent...

you might be knocked out, but your body knows its dieing.


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-11-12 09:38 [#00947209]
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good idea


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-11-12 09:39 [#00947211]
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maybe lethal injections just paralyze you and cause intense
pain for a few minutes before your heart finally stops
beating. Just to emphasize the fact that you're being
punished, hehe


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-11-12 09:40 [#00947214]
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nah, that'd be utter shit.
I'd rather die from a heroin overdose.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-11-12 09:41 [#00947218]
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I've often thought it'd be more humane for them to give
people tranquiliser overdoses for "lethal injections" rather
than whatever poison it is they give them.


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-11-12 09:54 [#00947244]
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me too.. I've always thought that lethal injections inflict
some sort of massive pain before it kills them.

I'll change my preferred way of execution to a gunshot to
the head or something.


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-11-12 10:17 [#00947272]
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seppuku


 

offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2003-11-12 10:26 [#00947293]
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I'd like to be running away from a huge explosion and the
force of it throws me off a cliff. That'd be sweet.

But of the choices, decapitation would be the best, I think.
It's just so goddamn dramatic.


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-11-12 10:38 [#00947313]
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seppuku is pretty dramatic. you get decapitation, and you
get sliced open, while wearing a kimono.


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-11-12 11:13 [#00947349]
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I'd rather prefer harakiri then


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-11-12 11:20 [#00947354]
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my grandfather died tragicly on his 92nd birthday. it was a
shame as we were only halfway through giving him the bumps.


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-11-12 11:49 [#00947390]
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difference being?


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-11-12 12:20 [#00947468]
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not afraid to die

i couldnt choose though :)


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-12 12:23 [#00947478]
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decapitaion.

give head till the end!


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-11-12 12:29 [#00947492]
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decapitation,
as long as my head is catapulted through the air immediately
after it is severed. that would be sooo fun!


 

offline teapot from Paddington (Australia) on 2003-11-12 12:33 [#00947499]
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it doesnt really matter really... i mean once the pain is
over with... your dead... its not like you can get
decapitated, and then afterwards go "wow, that hurt man!"

once its over, its gone... nothing to reflect on. kaput.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-11-12 12:34 [#00947503]
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Interesting thread.

I would choose the firing squad. The still have it in two
states here.

No i am not afraid of death. I feel it is a positive
experience.


 

offline teapot from Paddington (Australia) on 2003-11-12 12:37 [#00947508]
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im curious to what exactly would happen if i were killed...
would they REALLY play cap.iv at my funeral like i asked?


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-11-12 13:20 [#00947581]
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hari kari is seppuku. seppuku is just the formal japanese
word.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-11-12 13:22 [#00947585]
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i wondered that myself. What if i wanted some obscure work
to be played?

Such as Ryoji Ikeda's "Luxus 1-3"

No one would tolerate that. Hmmm


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-11-12 13:29 [#00947592]
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stoned to death

does this stand for dying of cancer??
if yes, i'd pick this


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2003-11-12 13:29 [#00947593]
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Shot into space and left to float out into oblivion...
horrifying yet somehow compelling.


 

offline k_maty on 2003-11-12 21:24 [#00948089]
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ive been thinking alot about this lately--i like how
dostoevsky writes about it in the idiot--about how terrible
it is, knowing you will die in 5 days, then 1 day, then in a
few hours, then in ten minutes...

Then in crime and punishment how svidrigailov talks about
eternity in a damp, dirty room with a toilet and sink and
lots of spiders. Sort of like that megadeth cd cover. (i
dont like megadeth by the way) Makes me feel wierd.


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-11-12 21:33 [#00948093]
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I don't care about the way I die, as long as it's something
sudden and unexpected. There's nothing worse than an
execution, because you know that you're going to die very
soon, and there's nothing you can do about it.


 

offline Ganymede from Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius on 2003-11-12 22:06 [#00948109]
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probably lethal injection, but who knows really? Whatever's
most painless.

I'm not particularly afraid of death itself, but a painful,
tortured death? That I'm definitely afraid of.


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-11-12 22:36 [#00948121]
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ah, I didn't realize.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2003-11-12 22:59 [#00948134]
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I thought seppeku was just performed by slicing opening the
abdomen to spill the intestines? I didn't think there was
decapitation involved.. (I thought it was just ritualistic
suicide, meaning you can cut your head off or slice you gut,
but not both).

I'd want to die by Aphex Twin eating my soul. Then maybe
when he takes a soul-shit I'll become like Mr. Hanky except
instead of singing christmas songs I'll hum little snippets
of Aphex Twin's music. That would be choice.

I'm afraid of dying. I wish I wasn't but I really do like a
lot of things about life. Preferrably because I can't do
those things once I'm dead.


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-11-13 00:09 [#00948172]
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I wanna die doing something extreme,.. like taking on a bull
with a knife or something, maybe trying to take george
bushes hat in a drive by


 


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