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offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-10-23 09:01 [#00914858]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



Greetings. I apologize for my lack of punctuality; I got
preoccupied with other matters at the last minute. However,
I will now address any questions you might have relating to
electronic music in this thread, so feel free to ask away.


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-10-23 09:06 [#00914862]
Points: 888 Status: Addict



Only electronic music questions ?

Alright...

What's the fastest -->[] tune EVER ?


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-10-23 09:07 [#00914864]
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Jaysuz Jones - Moby's "1000"


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-10-23 09:07 [#00914868]
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Jaysuz Jones - if by [] you mean squarepusher, then the
answer still is Moby's "1000"


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-10-23 09:09 [#00914871]
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If not that, then at least,

What's AFX's most commercially successful record / album ?


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-10-23 09:09 [#00914872]
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Jaysuz Jones - Richard D. James Album


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-10-23 09:09 [#00914873]
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You... don't make much sense.


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-10-23 09:10 [#00914874]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict



Alright...

What's the time signature of venetian snares' track In
Quod
which can be found on the Winter In The Belly Of
A Snake
release?

you got 3 minutes...


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-10-23 09:10 [#00914875]
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that'd be drukqs i presume


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-23 09:10 [#00914876]
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Is Suarepusher really the fucking daddy?

Has Aphex managed to get anyone's soul?

Why is passarani stuff so hard to get hold of?

How many secret releases has Aphex done?

What are the Aphex secret releases?

Thanks,

giginger


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-10-23 09:11 [#00914878]
Points: 888 Status: Addict



It's OK, I posted that before your answer.

FUCKWAGON: The Legend Continues

Best Clicks + Cuts installment ? =;)


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-10-23 09:12 [#00914880]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



Morton - 1/4 + 3/8 + 1/4 (primarily)

i have all the time i want, thank you. keep in mind this is
a service to you.


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-10-23 09:14 [#00914881]
Points: 888 Status: Addict



Jebus, we're gonna fry his brain at this rate...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
...MEH.

Page count in the book accompanying the limited edition Dead
Cities pressing, SQUARED.

30 seconds...


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-10-23 09:16 [#00914884]
Points: 888 Status: Addict



I was going to say, either Fuckwagon doesn't have very
challenging work, or it's a spare day.

Either way, very cool.

Size, in megabytes, of Tom Jenkinson's manifesto on his
DYK[] album.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-10-23 09:16 [#00914885]
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does selling my soul to the devil guarantee me a copy of
Hangable Auto Bulb?


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-10-23 09:17 [#00914887]
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that equals 7/8

don't you mean 4/4 instead of the 1/4 's?
which would mean it's 19/8


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-10-23 09:17 [#00914888]
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it'd be cool if you'd get an avatar :)


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-10-23 09:18 [#00914889]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



giginger (best questions so far) - a. universally, no, but
in his own mind, yes. b. no. c. distribution issues.
d. at least a dozen; half of which have made top 40 charts
in at least 5 different countries. e. they wouldnt be
secret if i told you, but most of them are hip hop
productions.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-23 09:18 [#00914890]
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Those are the time signatures it varies between. It's not in
one time signature.


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-10-23 09:19 [#00914891]
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Cubic root of total # of Sneaker Chimp recordings.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-23 09:19 [#00914892]
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Thank you for your answers sir :)

*doffs hat from vaginal opening*


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-10-23 09:21 [#00914895]
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*starts giggling*

Sorry, Sneaker PIMPS.

AND FINALLY,

APPROX. street value of Snoop Dogg's entire lifetime of
'chronic'.


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-10-23 09:21 [#00914896]
Points: 4397 Status: Regular



Q. Fuckwagon, can you give me the link to that vebetian
snares fansite? i believe it's run by someone from this
board or maybe watmm...thanks


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-10-23 09:23 [#00914898]
Points: 888 Status: Addict



Are my questions too difficult ?

Here's another minute on the Dead Cities bit...


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-10-23 09:23 [#00914899]
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^ i meant to say venetian snares in the above post, sorry


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-10-23 09:23 [#00914900]
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fackwagon, what are radiohead currently working on?



 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-10-23 09:23 [#00914901]
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Jaysuz Jones - 2.4 mb
Oddioblender - among other things... however I'd recommend
selling your soul for a large sum of money and using an
almost infinitesimal amount of that to buy a copy on eBay.
Or selling your sould in exchange for richard d. james's
friendship and just asking him for a copy.

Morton - Snares used "NoteAbility" for this particular
composition which requires composite time signatures for
complex rhythmic arrangements


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-10-23 09:24 [#00914903]
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what is the terrible mistake in my last post?


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-10-23 09:25 [#00914904]
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Seriously, are -->[]'s songs even clockable ?


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-10-23 09:26 [#00914905]
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what electronic music is played in the fuckwagon,
fuckwagon?



 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-10-23 09:27 [#00914906]
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I already knew Moby's Thousand, BTW.

But ONLY a 1000bpm ?

C'mon, Richard Melville Hall.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-10-23 09:28 [#00914907]
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Jaysuz Jones - define "recordings." when taken literally
the number exceeds 15,200

Jaysuz Jones - ironically snoop dogg has never actually paid
for his chronic, so it would be impossible to make an
estimate due to the extremely volatile market pricing.

http://debussy.music.ubc.ca/~opus1/Helpfiles/OSX/Help/pages
aquagak - /TimeSigComplexPane.html

Jayzus Jones - no.

Cheffe1979 - Radiohead are currently doing field recordings
of their in-home rolling stone critics giving them blowjobs.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-10-23 09:29 [#00914909]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



aquagak - sorry for the confusion above; venetian snares'
http://debussy.music.ubc.ca/~opus1/Helpfiles/OSX/Help/pages
fansite is : /TimeSigComplexPane.html


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-10-23 09:30 [#00914910]
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Great question, Cheffe.

My next question (yes, I currently have a small life):

To what degree is Cheffe1979 biologically related to Isaac
Hayes ?


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-10-23 09:32 [#00914911]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



cheffe1979 - "fackwagon"

Jayzus Jones - yes.

cheffe1979 - the fuckwagon plays "warpmart recommends"
albums only

Jaysuz Jones - Cheffe1979 is 4 degrees of biological
separation from Isaac Hayes


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-10-23 09:32 [#00914912]
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*hopes Fuckwagon gets the joke*

But ya know, I'm asking the Cheffe thing seriously.

I will(attemptto) give money to whoever can answer & verify
this.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-10-23 09:33 [#00914915]
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Jaysuz jones - jokingly you're referring to south park


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-10-23 09:34 [#00914917]
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How can I increase the volume of my ejaculate?



 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-10-23 09:35 [#00914920]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



Monoid - decrease the frequency of your ejaculations and
consume copious amounts of potassium (bananas should do the
trick).


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-10-23 09:37 [#00914922]
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How many highly respected / infamous producers have Primal
Scream worked with ?


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-10-23 09:41 [#00914929]
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Is their software / plug - in that would allow extreme
speeding up of a song ?


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-10-23 09:42 [#00914930]
Points: 888 Status: Addict



Jebus, we crashed him...


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-10-23 09:44 [#00914932]
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I wanted to know about that kind of plug - in because I have
a bizarre idea for my first full - length.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-10-23 09:44 [#00914935]
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Jaysuz Jones - 2
Jaysuz Jones - christ


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-10-23 09:46 [#00914938]
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What frequency is the 'Ventolin' tone?


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-10-23 09:50 [#00914943]
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OK guys, just give him five minutes to cool down, and then
he'll be operational (sp ?) again.


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-10-23 09:52 [#00914948]
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Wait, 'christ' is the name ?

Wow, cool!

And the Primal Scream: I really hate to say it, but WRONG.

short list:

The Orb
Chemical Brothers
Kevin Shields
Dan The Automator
Andy Weatherall


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-10-23 09:53 [#00914950]
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Now I feel bad for correcting you...


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-10-23 09:55 [#00914951]
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When is the next NEW My Bloody Valentine album being
released ?


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-10-23 09:57 [#00914953]
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Should I stop pressing you with questions ?


 


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