 |
|
You are not logged in! F.A.Q Log in Register |
 |
|
 |
 Now online (2)big recycle ...and 678 guests Last 5 registered Oplandisks nothingstar N_loop yipe foxtrotromeo Browse members... |
 |
Members 8025Messages 2614121 Today 4 Topics 127542 |
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I'm in the worst mood I've been in for a while. So I'm sitting at my desk justs working as I should. I have a killer headache and I feel a bit sick but I came in anyway as I though it'd take my mind off of it. It was working. I've got my headphones on as well and I'm listening to some music. I'm quite happy as I am. Then my cunt of a boss decides to whistle right in my ear. I'm talking leaning over and whistling at full blast right in my ear. I fucking hate his whistle anyway and he knows this. He also knows I have a bad headache. Something snapped in me today and I just had a go at him. Being the cunt that he is he didn't apologise at all. Instead his reply: "Well it's not different to all those decibels you blast through your ears is it? I think this headphones thing is going to have to stop." So now I can't listen to music at work all because he's a fucking cunt. I'm considering just going home and telling him exactly why. Because I'm so pissed off my headache has managed to get worse. The anadin I took that normally works has had no effect. Fucking Christian my arse. What fucking right has he got to do that? It may sound a little thing but he's the sort of person who enjoys winding people up. When they react he acts like a child and can't take it so he uses his boss power. He's such an arrogant fuck too. I'll never get him to admit he's wrong and I deserve an apology. I didn't swear at him when I had a go which is a fucking miracle. I didn't insult his precious religion. I just turned round and said VERY sternly that it really got on my nerves when he does that. FOR FUCKS SAKE! AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH! CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i would have beaten his scull in with a stapler.... or hammered his head down a Xerox and press "make 100 copies", while his face was bleeding and drooling on the copy-glass... or jammed a pencil right down where his kneecap meets his leg. So hard that he would need tools to pull it out again... what a cunt... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
We had a teacher like that in school. Utter twat, used to play the "matey" card to get away with calling us dicks or him coming in late etc. but as soon as we had a go back he would revert to type and say "That's not appropriate, I'm your teacher, remember that..." He used to wind one of my mates up in particular then give him a stern telling off when he said anything back. Still, we had the last laugh, I spiked his food sauce (which had a bit of alcohol in it anyway) with four shots of JD while he was in the bogs at our prom and got him drunk :D By a funny coeincedance, we discovered he was not in fact off teaching English in Japan as he had hoped, but working in a low paid teaching post at another school where not only the kids, but rest of the staff hated him, so he got his come uppance in the end. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I completely empathise. I've got a sore throat, which has spread to my jaw, and now working it's way up to my brain. I've been listening to sombre instrumentals to soothe the pain which has been working. If someone came along and whistled in my ear I'd probably plant my monitor over their head. I salute your willpower sir. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
proofs that those assholes get their payback some day btw Ceri..are you gonna contribute with a track for XLTVv.9? If you are, I should warn you that although there's a deadline at 8th of october, I have already filled up 40 of the 70 minutes I planned it to be. So space is running out ;) |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
stop fucking moaning and quit! you don't need that shit, dude |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
my boss treats us all like we're four year olds. and she has no idea what the hell is going on with anything. it's great. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
You don't have to take first submissions, you can always choose the stuff that fits best once the deadline is reached ;) Cool, thanks for the warning, I'll try to finish it in the next few days before my new pc arrives and puts me out of action for a couple of days. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
giginger, have you tried tearing his car wheels? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
ambsace: Also sounds like mine. Has no clue what he's doing or how to use anything. Once spent half an hour trying to send an e-mail to a web address. Fucking Moron. nlogax: It's not that simple mate. After today I would if I could but I'd owe the trust money and without the regular income I couldn't afford to visit my girlfriend next year. Jar: Cheers mate. I'm tempted to format the computer..... That does sound like a bad sore throat though! Ceri: You were evil to your teachers. I like it. Junktion: That sounds fun }:D |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
We get the train to work and there's no way I'm going near his house. He lives in Luton. Luton sucks. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
then try to do something at the office that he cannot forbide you to do but you know that it bothers him a lot |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
SING! i mean sing something that he hates |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Quit your job or start smoking. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I'll just tell him I've become a That'll really piss him off. I'll continually tell him that Christianity is wrong and he should repent now. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I recently quit smoking so not a good option. I actually like te job in general but lately he's just been pissing me off something chronic. I was so close to lamping him today. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
shoot him |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I don't have a gun handy. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Yeah ! kill your boss, quit your job and run amok ! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Hey Ceri, you selling the old one? Giginger: I feel for you mate. When he acts the tool in future just quote the Bible at him. Shit like, "Love thy neighbour" doesn't involve winding people up. If he doesn't respond positively tell him you will stone him Old Testament style mofo! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
As he's such a homophobe, it could be qute amusing to arrange to have him anally raped or something. Less extreme would be to drug him and have him wake up in bed next to the campest bloke ever. Hmmmmm. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Like an American postal worker? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i hate bosses. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Why don't you rape him yourself? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Good call man! I like that. I think I'll stock up on bible stuff to attack him with. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Because I wouldn't enjoy it. I'd enjoy it more knowing what's being done to him than actually doing it. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
My view on religion is if it keeps the morons from getting out of line all the power to it. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I second that. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Or just attack him with one. Get a big, bastard Bible and bludgeon him to death with it quoting Sam L Jackson before you do so. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Well he's a moron and out of line and religious. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
yap yap :) |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Oh man! Now THAT I could enjoy thoroughly. Then before he's unconcious I'd ram a cross up his arse. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
:P |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Giginger, go buy a cap of mesclun and pour it in his coffee : ) errr Mesclun is like ghetto cocain, Im not sure if thats international slang or what. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I don't know where I could get some of that. I'm sure I could though. I don't fancy him high on Coke though. He's bad enough now. He'll sound like a fucking budgie when on that shit! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
he has a boss? I mean is there anybody above him? if there is, try to start controversy among them |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
giginger: can he really forbid the use of headphones? I mean if there is no such rule, you can just keep on using them... or could he run you off for that? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Get your boss coked up then fired : ) |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
There is a bloke above him and he's a really good bloke. If he does it again tehn I'm seeing him for sure. Well technically he can forbid the headphones as we're not supposed to put anything not work related on the computers and that could be seen as doing that. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
giginger man that shit is the worrst. you should rreally kick off, rreporrt the bastarrd to someone higherr. higherr-rranking-bullies at worrk need to be sorrted. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
he cannot forbid the headphones unless it bothers any of the people there (if they make noise I mean) |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I say go to the above boss and ask him if you can use your headphones |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I think he's close anyway for other reasons. I can't be arsed to explain them here but he fucked up anyway. Sort of managed o cover it but won't accept he made a mistake. Thinks he's always right and never does wrong. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I really can't be bothered to properly kick off about it. He's a useless boss which means I get away with being on here etc. He's not on the ball so I can do these things. nacmat: I'll have my headphones back soon mate. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Off home now :) |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Work? HAH! I was fired before I was hired! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I admire your willpower. A "prank" like that would have gotten me pissed at him like never before. I probably would have flipped out (which is a bad idea in work situations, so please kids, don't follow my example!). |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
fight the power |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I forgot to mention that he apologised. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Alls well that ends well :) Did you accept it graciously? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
|
Messageboard index
|
|||||||||
