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I was in P.e (like sports etc) today and my friends up on the balcony of the squash courts stats a little african rythme(sp) so me and my mate start dancing and we're like going crazy and its awsome fun.. then my teacher comes along telle us not to dance and enforces it to by takin gaway our music makers.so i figure i'd piss her off and find a reason to leave the lesson . so i get my squash rakcet and shove my hand and arms through the gap under the strings ..and get it stuck - so i have to go to the medical room and leave :D great plan eh??!! hehe -A- |
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have you submitted this scene to the Grange Hill producers? |
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It's a bit more Neighbours imo |
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......... -B- |
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scissors shouldve sorted you out! |
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Are you guys being nasty to Anon again? Anon don't you like Squash? God damm its my favourite sport, I just love smashing that squash ball. |
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squash is shite. i hate squash. |
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are you still gay? |
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was i everr gay? |
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i belive so |
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remember that unforgetable night? |
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well you fucking said you were? were you using homosexuality as some kind of cheap stunt you motherfucker!!!! :@@:£ @P |
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Anon, How can you dislike Squash? Thats a shame, man its my favourite sport. Squash, Table Tennis and Tennis are my favourites. |
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promo- i hate it because i'm yet to find a sport asides from horse riding that i enjoy.i hate squash ,it sucks ... like a sucking thing. anus - most agreed ... ..why are you gay? |
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Its funny you mentioned riding, I had a feeling you'd be into it. I use to ride in the past with my sis, bit scary but there you go. |
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I faked an epileptic seizure during aerobics and the sadist twat of a PE teacher fucking fell for it, called an ambulance :D ...probably not cool wasting NHS resources like that but seriously, we were outside, and it was HAILING. What's a guy to do? |
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promo - what made u think i'd lik eit? It's not scary it amazing!! 9mm - hehehe ... that sure beats mine... when teachers force me to do sports in bad conditions i offer to look after the keys whilst they teach and casually scatter them all over the field as i walk along behind her... |
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I just detested PE on principle, so whatever way i could fuck up the lesson was ok. NOBODY forces me to get fit. It came to a mass walkout with this teacher about a month later though, he was totally feeling up the girls playing cricket so he got the sack (criminal proceedings too apparently, hehehe) |
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ewww thats gross... my p.e teacher is a lesbian ... and i have no problem with gay people being techers - untill they teach p.e and eye kids up. |
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i <3 promos topics |
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:S it's my topic :'( |
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We seemed to have a bit of a staffing problem at our school, 3 separate teachers left quietly via the back door for similar things. We had this one (about 60-year old) guy who used to strut around the changing room with a big damn hardon in his vile old underpants. I don't care if he was gay or not, but we were about 12 at the time, that shit aint right. Not saying all PE teachers are like that, but we had a fair few. |
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I love anon's topics |
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:( poor you is all i can say! old men with boners at twelve ... yuck. |
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Christina Ricci was on Conan last night! You could tell he wanted to bone her. She looked reeeeaal purdy. |
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N'koo :D |
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Blech, damn right. That muthafucka's paying for my therapy. |
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anon, I don't know just seemed logically. I'm not one for hights so I kinda quit riding once my sister did. I only really did it because I was competative. |
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ah i love riding .. its so great :D... cept when u nearly die .. thats not so great . |
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My tactic of avoiding games and PE was to use logic on my teachers. In essence, a teacher (at a pre-college level) exists to impart their knowledge to you in order that you can better judge how your life might turn, what you might enjoy as a career and where your strengths lie. And the reason, later on, for "options", where you pick subjects to study is to concentrate on those things you feel are your strengths. Now, since by about the second or third year of school, it is painfully obvious even to the stupidest thirteen-year-old whether they have an aptitude for sports or not, that to encourage participation in said activities was pointless as best, sadistic at worst. So, if the teacher persists in forcing a student, ie me, to take part in rugby at 9 in the morning on a frozen mud field with a games kit three sizes too small cos the student has "forgotten" his kit, despite the obvious lack of skill or interest, I threaten to take the matter up with the school board and possibly take legal action on grounds of bullying by the teacher. And besides, surely forcing kids who play like they're lepers to join in is holding back those in the class who do like and are good at sport, and therefore counter productive to their role as a teacher. |
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i liked PE. you got to run around and do stuff whilst saying dirty words to your palzies. |
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i meant anon. sorry, i just shot heroin |
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i am soo going to try that out.. *But* do you know how funny it is hearing people cant to pe as the teacher lost the key and knwoign its you that ''lost it'' or of course walking roudn with a racket stuck on ur arm :D if i dont want to do it that bad i either'forget' my kit and say its not my fault we're having toeuble at home and just look sad or soemthing.. Or i forget my kti and take the punishment |
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That makes a lot of sense, but i know personally i found it funnier just to try and get out in new and interesting ways. A friend of mine actually did take it up with the headmistress, got out of it for 4 years straight, but to be honest i liked subtly (or not so subtly) fucking over the evil PE teachers we had for my own amusement :-) |
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I hated doing jumps and shit in PE and I hated swimming too. |
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WHAT OIS UP WITH ALL THOSE ABBREVIATIONS?! |
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When hate for PE was as strong as mine there is no room for subtlety. PE and games was EVIL. And so were the "teachers". There is no grey area for me here. One of our games teachers would demand, each week, that he wanted to "see you all in the showers", which was supposed to ensure we had showers after but was clearly perverse. If only I'd been a little more aware I could have built a case for sexual deviance. Is it the same at all schools or just the ones I went to? that the teachers never actually taught the games in question. Like football, rugby and badminton. They just expected you know know the rules already and never made the effort to determine if you were crap at sport cos you were crap, or cos you didn't know the rules. |
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Well said, xceque. |
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This hate for sport in education has given me an extreme hate for sports of any kind. I find football to be very hatefull and the nations obsession with it just pisses me off even more. God, I'm so bitter! |
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w t f people |
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i was lucky.. had good teachers.. |
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Yes!! ..well, kinda. I like to watch football occasionally, but I also hate all the..yes, hate that comes with it. Lots of unnecessary violence caused by it over a fucking game... particularly bad in a lot of foreign countries where there is caging between the pitch and the fans. Oh, and footballers are overpaid. No matter how talented, 10 of 1000's of £ a week is taking the fucking piss. |
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When i say subtle, i mean spit in his tea when he's not looking :) trust me, i am no fan of PE teachers. There MIGHT be some nice ones out there but i've never met one who isn't a borderline remedial or sexually questionable when it comes to children. Fuck em all, that's what i say. |
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i don't go forr sporrts at all. i can't stand the cunts that play them. |
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"anus - most agreed ... ..why are you gay? " LOL Sport is fun. I love playing basketball, I only ever play it on sundays now with my friends...but usually I haven't slept sat night and I'm in a real mess so it ends up being a game of "stand around and shoot" |
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