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offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-09-12 05:20 [#00859640]
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alright. i've put going off going to bed for the last few
hours because when i came home from work the gas fireplace
was turned on. nobody has a key to this house, the doors are
locked, the windows are shut, and i'm home alone for two
weeks. but now i'm too tired. i need to sleep. i just wanted
to say that if i wake up tomorrow stabbing my cunt, walking
around like a spider, and vomiting piles of thick phlegm, it
was wonderful getting to know you all. have a nice life.

ambsace.

(dammit, now i'm really scared. i hate that movie.)


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-12 05:31 [#00859648]
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sleep well, see you tomorrow :)

everything will be ok


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-09-12 05:33 [#00859649]
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i somehow have this weird hunch you'll wake up tomorrow
stabbing your cunt, walking around like a spider, and
vomiting piles of thick phlegm. but never mind me..


 

offline xceque on 2003-09-12 05:36 [#00859650]
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Vomiting spiders stabbing cunts? I must have not seen that
film.

Also, I don't get why shutting the house up tight and
putting the fire on should be frightening. Sounds quite snug
to me.


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-09-12 05:38 [#00859651]
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it's from alice in wonderland


 

offline purlieu from Leeds (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-12 05:39 [#00859653]
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The Exorcist?


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-09-12 05:41 [#00859654]
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Titanic?


 

offline purlieu from Leeds (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-12 05:42 [#00859655]
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Jurrasic Park 4: The Dinosaurs Still Only Eat People.


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-09-12 05:42 [#00859656]
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charlie and the chocolate factory?


 

offline xceque on 2003-09-12 05:44 [#00859658]
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I was going to guess at the Sound of Music


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-09-12 05:46 [#00859661]
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or it could have been that film i down loaded
buffy the vapire layer


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-09-12 05:46 [#00859662]
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damn
vampire = vapire


 

offline purlieu from Leeds (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-12 05:47 [#00859663]
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Rugrats in Paris?


 

offline xceque on 2003-09-12 05:55 [#00859668]
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Now I'm a fan of Buffy the series, but never seen the movie.
I've heard it's unmittigated shite so I hope that's not the
one. If there's a film with vomiting spiders that stab their
cunts I want to see it.


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-09-12 05:56 [#00859669]
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dont y'all know the from alice in wonderland where she goes
and stabs her cunt? apparantly was pretty normal in the old
days when women went crazy..


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-12 05:58 [#00859671]
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It's definitely the excorcist.

As for the fire being on. You sure you didn't just forget to
turn it off?


 

offline ScenarioDr on 2003-09-12 05:59 [#00859672]
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Its Watership Down, for definate!


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-09-12 06:00 [#00859673]
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he doesnt answer!!!! what should we do????


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-12 06:01 [#00859674]
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Torch his house?


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-09-12 06:02 [#00859675]
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okay


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-12 06:06 [#00859678]
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OW! Just got petrol in my eye.


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-09-12 06:07 [#00859679]
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hold a fire to your eye: that'll make it go away


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-12 06:10 [#00859681]
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Nice idea.

FUCK!


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2003-09-12 06:16 [#00859686]
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the only movie I know to have a stabbing of cunt in it would
be "se7en".


 

offline xceque on 2003-09-12 06:19 [#00859688]
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Did Brad Pitt get stabbed in that?


 

offline uzim on 2003-09-12 06:20 [#00859690]
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it wasn't exactly stabbing, was it....?

it was a strange device the guy was forced to use ' _ '


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-09-12 06:21 [#00859691]
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if i had a cunt i'd stab it all the time


 

offline purlieu from Leeds (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-12 06:23 [#00859693]
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Brad Pitt got stabbed in the cunt in Se7en, twice.


 

offline occfactor from Helsinki (Finland) on 2003-09-12 06:29 [#00859696]
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Oh, I thought Brad Pitt was the cunt... well, he still is
haha.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-12 06:40 [#00859698]
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The cunt stabbing is the scene in the Excorcist where Reagan
wanks off with the cucifix! She's stabbing herself in the
cunt with it!


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-09-12 06:43 [#00859699]
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ah yes the ancient tradition of stabbing the cunt with
crucifixes. apparantly it took a training of a liftetime
getting pas the 2/3 point


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-09-12 12:53 [#00860180]
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giginger's right. it was a reference to the exorcist (and i
hate that movie). and while i was sitting at my computer
last night i was remembering bits from the game
phantasmagoria (for god knows whatever reason). dunno if any
of you played it, but it was pretty lame/good (for an old
sierra horror game...thing). thankfully i woke up normal.
now i can go have some apple jacks. yay!


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-09-12 12:56 [#00860185]
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oh. and to explain more clearly...

see, i came home from work at about 10:30 to find my gas
fireplace turned on. and it was soooooo fucking hot. and
see...it's in a part of the house i never go in, except to
pass through to the kitchen (for snacks): the
television/family room...thing. and the switch to the
fireplace is behind the couch in the corner. i would
remember turning on the fireplace, which i certainly didn't
do, because it's still the summer here! it's fucking hot!
and we have no air conditioning!


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-09-12 14:13 [#00860254]
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that's fuckin' weird, amby..
somone's out to get you!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!
probably some kind of ghost, or something, this looks like a
case for thelma, matlock, jim rockford, or angela
lansberry..


 


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