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He told me that I am the new messiah and to start recruiting people for The Church of Marlowe. We meet every Wednesday Evening at 7.23pm. All are Welcome! (except hippies) |
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ginger people? |
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well, count me out then :) |
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Gingers are welcome provided they shave their hair off ! |
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will there be an initiation? |
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what was he wearing? |
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Marlowe... we've got a problem here I think. Jesus came up to me too, and he told me I am the chosen one. So... How are we gonna sort this out? |
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Marlowe is my only G-O-D |
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meet tomorrow at dawn.... whoever can write sonnets, novels, piano sonatas, and has studied magick and the occult, and is proficient in Free Running and Shaolin Kung Fu is the chosen one . . . |
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Piece of cake! I can even walk on water (only when it's winter, but hey ;)) |
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marlowe vs. C738.......(the battle to be jesus) tonight at 7pm on FOX. |
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*tunes in* |
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hahahahaha i am sooooo there ! |
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jesus told me tolstoy is great.. |
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Did he say... "Just remember this Paul.....Sperm taste good......................ahhh... s'good!" |
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that was yo' mamma biatch ! |
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:@ DIE SLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUT!!! |
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aww, i'm 9% hippie, 12% goth, 13% geek, 12% nerd, 10% otaku........ or something....... |
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then you are 44% what ? |
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Jesus made me a burrito yesterday. |
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i think your confusing jesus with taco bell |
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yeah, Jesus works at Taco Bell. |
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thats always a possibility, making $7.20/hour |
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Fuck it then! |
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Hmmmm... I'm bored.. I quit! You get to be the messiah Marlowe. -C- |
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quiters NEVER win. -r- |
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ugh looks like paul finally lost it (again) :P j/k |
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I'll be therre. |
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tell him i said "hi" |
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"Jesus knows me and he knows i'm right" |
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i'll be there if i don't get circumsized or anything |
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chop chop chop |
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"then you are 44% what ?" > i don't know?! i'm no % statistician nor mathematician ' _ - |
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da jesus |
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cut .. cut cut cut .. take 2, and action: "da jesus" |
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lol, i prefer the dude |
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i hope u made him a nice cup of tea |
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Well wierrrd wankkers, the lott of you. |
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hello, jesus here again. I just found out that my great self was hijacked and turned into a goddamned Corn Spirit!!! The resurrection? BEEN DONE! The miracles? DONE BEFORE!! And my daddy, That's 'Mr. God' to you lot, said I was original !!! GNASH!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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WAHEY! "Nobody fucks with da Jesus" |
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