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offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-29 14:36 [#00841982]
Points: 1070 Status: Regular



I would love to produce a television series staring a
spider pathologist, solving crimes in L.A., just like Quincy
(aka Jack Klugman).

However several factors stop me from carrying out such a
project:

1. Spiders are unable to obtain equity cards.

2. I know of no university that will allow a spider to
attend a four-year pathology course.

3. I am scared of spiders.

4. Technology does not exist at present to allow me to
manufacture either one off's or large batches; for those who
want to convert spiders they find in the home into Quincy
look-a-likes; of suits and masks to disguise a spider to
look like Quincy.

On the other hand a Quince (the fruit) could be used to
solve the crimes. I could obtain a child’s toy doll,
remove its head, place the Quince onto the head, draw eyes
on and a mouth using a marker pen, or use the components
that come with a Mr. Potato head toy to make the Quince
placed onto the dolls body look like a face. This could
generate potential for merchandise, Mr. Quince Head dolls
for kids.



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-29 14:37 [#00841986]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



Quincy... he is one hell of a guy and must get grreat job
satisfaction.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-08-29 14:38 [#00841987]
Points: 11941 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag



I thought you were leaving for 5 years.


 

offline S M Pennyworth from East Timor on 2003-08-29 14:43 [#00841996]
Points: 2196 Status: Lurker



he did and now he's back


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-29 14:43 [#00841998]
Points: 1070 Status: Regular



It didnt work out


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-29 14:55 [#00842011]
Points: 1070 Status: Regular



The estimated time I calculated for going to the shops for
some apples. The shop is only five hundred fathoms (If you
are Victorian) away from my house. I put on my size nines
instead of my small Geisha slippers (All Geishers have
hooves), therefore I got to the shops quicker than 2.5
years.


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-29 14:57 [#00842012]
Points: 4891 Status: Lurker



QUINCY RULES


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-08-29 15:06 [#00842021]
Points: 6265 Status: Addict | Followup to wizards teeth: #00841982



hahahahahaha


 


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