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wizards teeth
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-29 14:36 [#00841982]
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I would love to produce a television series staring a spider pathologist, solving crimes in L.A., just like Quincy (aka Jack Klugman).
However several factors stop me from carrying out such a project:
1. Spiders are unable to obtain equity cards.
2. I know of no university that will allow a spider to attend a four-year pathology course.
3. I am scared of spiders.
4. Technology does not exist at present to allow me to manufacture either one off's or large batches; for those who want to convert spiders they find in the home into Quincy look-a-likes; of suits and masks to disguise a spider to look like Quincy.
On the other hand a Quince (the fruit) could be used to solve the crimes. I could obtain a child’s toy doll, remove its head, place the Quince onto the head, draw eyes on and a mouth using a marker pen, or use the components that come with a Mr. Potato head toy to make the Quince placed onto the dolls body look like a face. This could generate potential for merchandise, Mr. Quince Head dolls for kids.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-08-29 14:37 [#00841986]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker
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Quincy... he is one hell of a guy and must get grreat job satisfaction.
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-08-29 14:38 [#00841987]
Points: 11941 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag
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I thought you were leaving for 5 years.
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S M Pennyworth
from East Timor on 2003-08-29 14:43 [#00841996]
Points: 2196 Status: Lurker
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he did and now he's back
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wizards teeth
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-29 14:43 [#00841998]
Points: 1070 Status: Regular
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It didnt work out
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wizards teeth
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-29 14:55 [#00842011]
Points: 1070 Status: Regular
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The estimated time I calculated for going to the shops for some apples. The shop is only five hundred fathoms (If you are Victorian) away from my house. I put on my size nines instead of my small Geisha slippers (All Geishers have hooves), therefore I got to the shops quicker than 2.5 years.
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Murray
from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-29 14:57 [#00842012]
Points: 4891 Status: Lurker
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QUINCY RULES
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nobsmuggler
from silly mid-off on 2003-08-29 15:06 [#00842021]
Points: 6265 Status: Addict | Followup to wizards teeth: #00841982
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hahahahahaha
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