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I was pondering whether anyone, ANYTIME in history has EVER made a waffle out of poop. It's a difficult problem in probability that has been wracking my brain for some time. Given that waffle irons were invented in 1869, this leaves 134 years of human history regarding waffle cooking behavior for this event to occur. It seems like nobody would logically WANT to make a waffle out of poop EVER because people are not coprophagous. But perhaps by some strange sequence of events it HAS happened. I mean, should I make a waffle out of poop RIGHT NOW just so that humanity can finally say, without any doubt, that it has been done before? A possibilities is that, on some other planet, a life form has created similarly textured food items out of similar material... they might not refer to them with the spoken word "waffles", but really these WOULD, at heart BE waffles in our sense of the word, would they not? I mean, I'm not going out on a limb here right? And suppose that these alien beings WERE coprophagous... and given the age and span of the universe, it's actually starting to seem quite likely that someone somewhere has made waffles out of poop before. But suppose we restrict our consideration of possible past poop waffle eaters to humans only? Do you suppose it has happened? |
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"STINKY CHEESE SANDWICH!" the chinese woman shouted at the philly steak shop |
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My curling tongs love you both! |
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You really SHOULD pay $10 a year for the privilege of using this messageboard given the quality of posts that I provide. |
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Um man I made one on leavers and gave it to this guy. Also we fed him a whole chocolate block of laxative chocolate and he didn't make it to the toilets and pooed out the front of the girls' dorm in the garden. the first statement is false the second is true |
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Everything has already been done by someone. Except for poop waffles. |
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how much do waffle-irons cost? i think if you were going to make a poop waffle you probably wouldn't want to use your current waffle-iron (if you even have one) anymore. if you have the money buy a waffle-iron and can collect enough feces for a full-size poop waffle i highly recomend you go forth with this ambitious idea. |
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I sense a new underground movement brewing. |
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"it has already begun" - masaru (akira) |
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non-stick coating! just put rabbit fur on teh inside! (I wonder if anyone will get this...) |
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Like skis! |
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*adds to favorites* |
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This would be a fucked up non nutrious breakfast! mixes with maple syrup!!@ This thread is by no means affiliated with Aunt Jemima Maple Syrup. |
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"I sense a new underground movement brewing." i dont know if anyone gets how truely clever that statement is including the author |
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will tosti irons do the job as well? |
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would it have to be human poop? |
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this wouldn't work very good. cause your poop would rathre burn than get hard. but thinking of this, try it that way: eat only waffles through a whole week. waffles and water. after a week your poop should consist only of waffle ingredients. you could then poop. and try to make a waffle out of it. if this works, you can try pizza next time. a new era of cooking |
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pizza waffles?!?!? ..I mean, Pizza Waffles ©2003 - pomme de terre |
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Rate this thread: 1/5 stars. |
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"I sense a new underground movement brewing." "i dont know if anyone gets how truely clever that statement is including the author" -Im glad someone took pains to observe the undercurrents in my bowel statement. |
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SPACE MONKEY! |
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hahaha |
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