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Ah was jist walkin' 'long th' dusty main thoroughfare of this godawful stink of a town, when ah spotted him. He stood forty paces in front of me, dressed all in black, his hands slowly rockin' in a gyratin' motion beside his hips. Ah spotted a coupla smith 'n' wessons perched in hip-holsters. Sweat began gleamin' in th' hot sunlight. "Reach for yor weapons, stranger," he muttered. I went for my gun, but ah guess ah wis just too slow, for a moment later a bullet struck me square in th' chest, and sent me flyin' backwards. I hit the floor and a cloud of dust flew up 'n the air. Ah felt my breath become labored as I lay there like a paralysed pig. The man in black walked slowly up to me, and put one more slug through ma throat. I gurgled some I guess, before Satan came up 'n' claimed me fo' his own. |
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settle down there partner. |
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The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed. |
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Are you bored today? Hehehehehe Very entertaining mind you! ;) |
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I started writing a new book yesteryday, so I'm in a flighty literary frame of mind |
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Then saddle up them thar hoss's and carry on matey!! Yeehaww!! |
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Some cowboy phrases for you Marlowe! ”I was chewing gravel.” I was thrown from a bucking bronco. ”I’ve had the mulligrubs all day.” I feel sad. ”It’s time to get into my flea trap.” I’m going to bed. ”That’s a real toad floater.” It’s raining heavily. ”That horse is worth doodly squat.” That horse is useless. ”John just stepped off the trail.” John got married/got a job in town. ”Don’t hog-tie me with your fancy words!” Don’t confuse me! |
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haha nice - where'd you get them from? |
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Arizona nightingale: A burro or donkey. Arizona strawberries: Dried beans, usually pink in color. Bangtail: A horse. Barking squirrel: A prairie dog. Batch of crumbs: Bugs one might find in blankets. Bean master: A cook. Hoodlum wagon: A wagon that carried bedrolls. Beef tea: Shallow water fouled by cattle. Biscuit: A saddle horn. Boiled shirt/Fried shirt: A white or stiff shirt. Build a loop: Prepare a lasso for a throw. Burn the breeze: Ride fast. California banknote: A cowhide used as currency. Catawampously: Fiercely. Cavvy-man: The one who looked after the horses. Charlie Taylor: A makeshift butter made from molasses and fat. Chuck line rider: A man out of work who rode from ranch to ranch for grub. Community loop: An extra large lasso noose. Coonie: A dried cowhide used to hold equipment, fuel, etc., on a chuck wagon. Cowjuice: Milk. Doofunnies: Knives and trinkets carried in pockets. Dust: To move about quickly. Fence lifter/Goose Drownder/Gully Washer: Heavy rain. Fixin' for high riding: Preparing to depart quickly. Flag your kite: Hurried departure. Flannel mouth: An overly talkative man or a boaster. Forty rod lightning: Whiskey. 'Fraid hole: Cave or cellar. Fumadiddle: Fancy dress. Great seizer: The sheriff. Hay waddy: Extra hand on a ranch used to cut hay. Hemp fever: A hanging. Hornswoggling: The movements of a cow, by which it threw off or evaded the rope. Hurricane deck: The back of a bucking horse. Idaho brain storm: A dust devil. Leavin' Cheyenne: Going away. Life preserver: A revolver. Lincoln shingles: Hard bread. Lining his flu: Refers to a man who is eating. Loblolly: A muddy puddle. Longhorned: Experienced. Love apples: Canned tomatoes. Mother Hubbard loop: A very large loop or lasso. Oklahoma rain: A dust or sand storm. Overland trout: Bacon. Pepperbox: Coffee mill. Pimple: An Eastern (or English) style saddle. Pirooting: Fooling around. Quirly: A cigarette that is rolled by hand. Rocky moun |
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Rocky mountain canary: A burro. Silk: Barbed wire. Slick heeled: A person not wearing spurs. I just did a search in Google for Cowboy slang :D |
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Damn injun's! |
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Genius Idea ! These are diamond ! |
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a cup of beef tea? ;) |
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Well it about time I considered fixin' for high riding! Yeeeeehawww!! |
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*wonders how many have actually BEEN to the WILD west?* just a few i imagine........oye |
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damn right he did |
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*walks into town* *wipes the dust off brim of leather ranch hat* *puts hands on holsters of his six shooter* *looks at shadow.... * *high noon* *spaghetti western music plays* New Mexico isn't big enough for the both of us dear.... *LeCoeur reaches for her gun* *CRACK CRACK CRACK* *LeCoeur falls dead to the ground* *tips hat* *vanishes into the shadows* *spaghetti western music plays* |
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WICKY WICKY WILD WILD |
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awwwwww how trollish of you! *gets up off the ground and thinks.....good thing i was wearing my sniper proof vest* *squints in the distance at the sneak and his lil minons and then puts away gun* *decides not to waste a bullet on a COWARD* *sets out a RAT trap....or is that MOUSE trap instead with a bit of molded cheese* walks off whistling a happy tune *roll END credits* |
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I'm sure you meant minions. Who exactly are you referring to? |
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I've been to Tombstone ! |
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spice up your life!! what do you want on YOUR tombstone®? |
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Is that a threat or a friendly jest? |
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it's pizza, italiano! |
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Well then. I like fresh chicken and onions added to a cheese Tombstone. |
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THere's a pizza called TOmbstone? :@! |
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yes, made from headstones stolen from real graves |
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days |
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Is it a Pizza Hut pizza? Sounds like it would be. |
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i live in the wild wild west. |
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Tee Hee, TATS KEWL LeCoeur! :D KEWL LIKE KITTY KOTS! TEE HEE Gosh I wub them widdle kiddys. *farts* BTW I think I saw you in Sante Fe We should meet up and talk about KITTY KOTS and about how the west was WON. Oh boy that would be something! :) *dies from vomiting to death* |
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ahahahahahahahahhahahaha oh my god kirkle your avatar is scary but that was hilarious |
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i know, i can barely contain myself from such sidesplitting humor |
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i though this was going to be a thread about that awful will smith movie. i'm changing the subject: anyone actually able to sit through this entire movie? it's hella bad. *subject officially changed* |
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ohhh mickey don't be sad the KITTY KOTS don't eat you cos you TASTE bad! |
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not for long it apears. |
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castro lover |
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yea i saw it in the theaters, my friend and i MST3K'd it and no one in the audience seemed to mind.. bad will smith film |
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awful |
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Give me some riffs, tits... |
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muahhhahah.......perfect! damn i wish that series was still on, some of the worst movies i've ever enjoyed watching....ehheheh btw...the trailer looked so bad for the movie (wild wild west).....i totally had to miss it accidently on purpose! |
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They showed a Mystery Science Theater flick on our TV last week, which was nice, as I've never seen it before. Some of their comments made me laugh outloud. I think the film they showed was 'This Island Earth' or somethin' |
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