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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-24 16:52 [#00755597]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



PART ONE

Ever since I had first become aware of my
superior music creating skills, I had
understandably been trying to hatch a plan to force my huge
fanclub of moronic listeners to buy my music instead
of sharing it on file sharing programs. Sure, you
could argue that nobody shares my music on file sharing
programs anyway, but that is not the point. In fact it is
completely irrelevant, irreleokant even. HEY LOOK, ELVIS!
*tries to quickly confuse and distract you by changing the
subject... after not finding Elvis you return your attention
to me with a vague recollection of what I was saying thereby
forgetting minor details such as that nobody shares my music
on filesharing programs*

*ahem*I shouldn't just give away something this good
for free. *pinches both nipples making a sizzling sound*

So here is my plan: Collective Bidding, which I shall
henceforth abbreviate as "CB". The first letter stands for
"cruphenyte" and the second letter stands for
"broggenswashulk". I am kidding, and I apologize for
this. Ok, seriously now, Ahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha!, *whew* What a hilarious off-topic detour. The
first letter, for real this time (let’s not start
making up extremely silly words again, for I fear the
hilarity would cause me to laugh until chocolate milk came
out of my nose... and that would be embarrassing.) stands
for "collective" and the second letter stands for "bidding".


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-06-24 16:54 [#00755599]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



$5.33


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-06-24 16:54 [#00755601]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



do you accept cash?


 

offline Clic on 2003-06-24 16:57 [#00755604]
Points: 5232 Status: Regular



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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-24 17:08 [#00755621]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



PART ELEVENTWENTY

Hello, and welcome to part eleventwenty of w M w's June 24th
15:52 post! Everyone knows that eleventwenty comes
chronologically and mathematically right after one,
and of course it is always underlined instead of in bold
when used as a heading. I very much hope you enjoyed reading
part one and I will do my best to make part eleventwenty
entertaining for you folks out there tonight!

Ok, I remember I was talking about the nipple stretching
contest. Now *shuffles papers* oh, I'm sorry, that is my
post for tomorrow. Ok, so mentioning it wasn't an
accident... it was a teaser. Prepare for a fantastic post
tomorrow about "the nipple stretching contest". I'll let
your craaaaaaazy imaginations do the rest. Okay, on to the
topic of CB. Using this economic experiment, I will be
selling many units consisting of one dollar's worth of
potential that I will release my next song. The catch
is that I will only release it if the grand total ever
reaches 500,000 dollars (I am keeping the target amount low
this time since it is only an experiment). In the meantime,
the track will be completely isolated away from the
public... completely unlistenable (the horror) until
the target amount is reached. Using this experiment, the
track will naturally nestle down into it's true economic
value (which is predicted by me to be millions of dollars).
Anyone can offer to pay any amount and your bids will be
kept secret! I'm sick of typing now. Not really.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-06-24 17:12 [#00755623]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



ohh, you got me all curious now

i'll ask my 28.745 friends if they want a copy of this
come on people, do some advertising and bring some of your
friends into this experiment


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-24 17:12 [#00755624]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular



brevity is the soul of wit


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-06-24 20:29 [#00755780]
Points: 6326 Status: Lurker



it's a shame some of your topics fizzle out.

it's like throwing good pizza face down on the rug.


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2003-06-24 20:30 [#00755782]
Points: 2190 Status: Lurker | Followup to ambsace: #00755780



good description.

ill give you a half eaten cookie if youll post your music.


 

offline spoonz from Edmonton, AB (Canada) on 2003-06-24 22:50 [#00755880]
Points: 3219 Status: Regular



so it's uhhh..kind of like. uhmm..

26 w M w's For Cash, no?


 

offline spoonz from Edmonton, AB (Canada) on 2003-06-24 22:51 [#00755882]
Points: 3219 Status: Regular | Followup to spoonz: #00755880



LAME!


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-06-25 01:02 [#00755926]
Points: 6326 Status: Lurker | Followup to Ctrl Alt Del: #00755782



although you may not have been serious...

ambsace's junk (and get yer head outta the gutter).


 

offline nacmat on 2003-06-25 02:28 [#00755986]
Points: 31271 Status: Lurker



I would pay for an album... but not for just one track.... I
just do that with aphex


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-25 10:22 [#00756415]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Here are some tidbits of important information that I
forgot:

tidbit 1) Everyone will be refunded their money if the
target amount is never reached. But we all know this will
never happen given the high demand for my music.

tidbit 2) I suspect there will be an inclination to troll in
the bidding process. For example, someone could, through
sheer amusement, bid 10,000 dollars with no intention to
truly pay. This is why I will be selling my 1 dollar units
of potential that I will release my song on ebay (if you
want to buy many units, say 10,000 dollars worth, simply
change the quantity to 10,000) Now if a person fails to pay,
they will be reprimanded by ebay and possibly no longer be
able to use that service.

tidbit 3) half eaten cookies are not accepted currency.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-06-25 10:25 [#00756424]
Points: 11941 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag



that's pretty conscious


 


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