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check this one : There was marriage : he and she He was in job from 4 at night , day by day ,so, he said " honey, make me sandwiches at evening, im too tired , when i wake up i just twke them to work - it will be much easier for me " "allright" said wife after week he sad " HEY !! i wanted sandwiches - i have nothong !! where are they ? " " what are you talking ? i made them by all week" "strabge " he thinks" i must wake up earlier and see what happends " so he wake up a hour earlier and - the sandwiches were on table !!!! "what is going on ? " - " i wait and we'll see why those fuckin sandwiches are here now " after 5 minutes a hawk flied to kitchen and took whose sandwiches away. The man, angry , walked after hawk and this is what he have sen" the hawk landed near house, wiped of paper from sandwiches , them he throw away upper bred, the he throw uot tomato, cheese, onion, and such, and THEN , he took lower parts of bred , with butter on it, and he started to touch himself at chest and he started to scream : " OOOH HOW STUPID I AM , HOW STUPID I AM " the end |
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what yellow and smells of bannana? monkey sick |
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or this one: There was this dude called Bellman. He and two other guys, a brittish guy and a chinese who decided to have a contest. the rules were easy. just piss from a bridge, but dont hit the electric wires. hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! |
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hahahahahahaahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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(while pointing at white sheet ) ask " what colour is this ? theN , soon ask what is COW drinking ..... answer ? |
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You win hahahhahaha!!! THAT was the stupidest joke. This one is good too. A Zebra walks in too a bar. Everybody gives him strange looks . He orders a beer and light a ciggar. The End... |
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what happened to the going away for two months..? |
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Yeah that one is a classic! *laughs * |
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Whats the difference between the lust of an oath and the crust of a loaf? One is a drooling sex-crazed loutish yob... and the other one is the end bit of bread. (can't believe I just wrote that) |
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That should be oaf... oh nevermind |
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tomorrow im going at noon dont be worry :))) |
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one Scot is on birth day party of another scot. he has dish and scot who has birthday is giving to him a little little pope of honey. and that scot who came to party is saying : " Oh , McGregor , i see that you have bought a bee !!! " |
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Ok what is the difference betwen a newspaper and a goat ? ? Well lots of things really. First of all a goat is a animal and the newspaper is a thing made of paper . The goat is also much bigger then a newspaper and the newspaper is made by humans whilst the goat is not. A newspaper isn't something that can think but the goat can , only simple thoughts tho like "now im hungry" and "i feel like taking a shit , right here and now" The newspaper doesn't make a annoying sound like the goat does. You cant read a goat. Just a few examples , theres loads more differences. |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! you win !!!!!! awsome!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha!!!! |
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ok have you heard this one? Why do germans drink water? well, you know, it's like in all other countrys, it's good when you are thirsty, and you need to survive. |
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what is the difference between a rock band performing on the grave of oscar widle and terry wogan's toupe? one is a gig on a wit... |
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hahahaha!!!!!!!! |
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do you know why people eat at mcdonalds? ...that was just a question. |
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Yeah i have heard that one , classic stuff man! Why do black people drive on the right side of the road while they are in sweden ? Because its the traffic rules of sweden , its the same way for white people too. |
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HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
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have you herad this one. a true classic. do you know how and why ace of bace became so succesfull??? well, i dont really know maybe becouse people in general like crap music. |
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Yeah that must be why hahahhaa!! How do you know when a politician is gay ? Its hard , there haven't been that many gay politicians.The best way to find out is too simply ask them when no one is around i guess. But if they are openly gay it is very easy to tell. |
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ok but that one is ok... this one is better: Do you know why the indians used fire when thy cooked their food? its becouse thy didnt want to eat the meat raw... they thought it tasted like hell and they got sick. |
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check this one: Two girls were at this cool beach party when suddenly a UFO flew over the beach. wow! |
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A guy walks into a bar. |
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ha. |
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my dog Minton ate two shuttlecocks this morning. Bad Minton. |
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