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offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-06-11 04:27 [#00736096]
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I was just enjoying a stroll thru the morning sunlit
streets when this fat chick walked past me with some kind of
crop-top, gabbing on her mobile phone - her beastly stomach
was exposed and I felt quite ill! Not even the delicate
singing of a nearby raven could console me!! Can't someone
tell these people to do some stomach exercises (for about a
year) before entering the streets and selfishly exposing
their copious white flesh!!!


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-11 04:29 [#00736098]
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yeah...this fat bitch at my college used to go about like
that. used to make me sick....she was a total bitch too.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-06-11 04:31 [#00736100]
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hehe, at least the first reply wasn't gettin' on my back - I
was fearing a backlash of some sort :D

To redress the balance, I also hate those really skinny
bitches, who think they're really fucking cool because they
don't eat! I like my women to have curves on em you know!


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-11 04:33 [#00736102]
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hahaha!!
way to even the scores, marlowe!
;-D


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-06-11 04:33 [#00736103]
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You like women with curves? But not fat.

What is your physique?


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-11 04:35 [#00736105]
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i dunno....i have a thing for slightly "skinny" women.
not skinny, but y'know.....


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-06-11 04:37 [#00736109]
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there's a difference between a woman being a fatty and a
woman having curves. My physique? Well, I have a slender
frame, but I work out and do shaolin, so I'm slim but
muscular.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-06-11 04:38 [#00736110]
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Ooh, you sound hot. Do you have firm buttocks?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-06-11 04:39 [#00736111]
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apparantly I have a really lovely bum! Would you like a
squeeze!!


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-06-11 04:42 [#00736115]
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Accoring to whom?

I'd like more than a squeeze. Can I have two squeezes?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-06-11 04:46 [#00736120]
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well, I admit it was my wife who told me this :D but I trust
her! ;)

You can have up to 4 squeezes! 2 per cheek!


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-06-11 04:53 [#00736129]
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Oh yeah, I'm squeezing good. *squeeze X 4*

Now I'm undoing your belt. Your trousers fall the floor...


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-06-11 04:55 [#00736134]
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can I lie back and pretend that you're Che Guevara!


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-06-11 05:02 [#00736141]
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...I'm lighting my cigar and adjusting my beret...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-11 05:02 [#00736142]
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yeah it's vile i don't know why they can't coverr up. therre
was this girrl who worre rreally tight trrouserrs that fell
below herr gut and she has the fattest arrse i have everr
seen. it made me prrojectile vomit wheneverr i saw herr.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-06-11 05:03 [#00736143]
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that made me chuckle :D

man, I'm sorry to hear about that A-P!! there should be some
kinda law against this gross abuse of other people's
eyesight!!


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-06-11 05:18 [#00736169]
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my dads ex-wife was a fat pie-eating slut with a huge arse
and an addiction to mars bars. i hope she falls off a cliff

ha ha


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-06-11 05:19 [#00736172]
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:D


 

offline manicminer from Paris (France) on 2003-06-11 05:25 [#00736180]
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I'm living in Lithuania at the moment. People here are much
slimmer than in the UK. Possibly partly because it is a
poorer country, so they can't afford to be a bunch of greedy
cunts. But also they eat much less shite (chips, pies,
chocolate, microwave meals, frozen ready meals, etc) and eat
far more fresh, natural stuff.

I don't want to sound completely sexist, but the women here
also loads more attractive than English women. I'm really
dreading going back home to fat women and shit weather.
Most attractive girls in Britain are really arrogant and
work as beauticians and get tit-jobs and stuff. I know
beautiful women here in Lithuania who are actually really
nice, intelligent and not at all shallow.

God, it's so depressing because it will all be coming to an
end rather soon. And I will return to the UK with a taste
for beautiful women, but I won't actually be able to find
any.


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-06-11 05:26 [#00736182]
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deja vu
'nother riot coming up


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-11 05:26 [#00736183]
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"I don't want to sound completely sexist, but the women here
also loads more attractive than English women"

huh sexist?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-06-11 05:27 [#00736187]
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I hear your pain Manic! Stay there as long as you can!


 

offline manicminer from Paris (France) on 2003-06-11 05:30 [#00736193]
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I know it's not "sexist", maybe that's the wrong word.......
I suppose it's slightly shallow of me to judge people so
heavily by the way they look. Still, I am male and I have
eyes so I can't really help it.

Another gripe I have - why do so many British women make
fuck all effort to look good? Wearing really horrible
tracksuits and disgusting gold jewellery and stuff.
Lithuania is much poorer - I know teachers here who earn 2k
pounds a year - yet the women still make the effort and
actually look nice, classy, and well-dressed!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-06-11 05:32 [#00736195]
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It's because a lot of UK women (not all before some UK woman
attacks me!) are schmucks! same with a lot of UK men! The UK
is becoming a fucked-up place mentally - it's worrying - it
really DIDN'T used to be this bad or shallow or superficial!
:( It's like the UK is turning into a giant department
store, and the people are the mannequins!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-11 05:32 [#00736196]
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totally that arre rreally hot. i love naturral looking
girrls. i don't like the makeup culturre of sitting forr who
knows how long putting this that and the otherr on, but god
knows some need it.


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-06-11 05:34 [#00736200]
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In Glasgow the average woman crush a mound of diamonds just
by sitting on them, that's how fat a repulsive they are.
Take my lead and subscribe to "Overseas Bride Monthly." Now
I have a Filipino Wife who will attend to chores, make me
meals and generally be unfat and un-diamondcrushing, which,
I find is always a boon.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-06-11 05:36 [#00736203]
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hehe, a touching story! A-P, I agree with you -- I hate
makeup mostly (apart from some subtle or natural looking
make-up), I can't stand lip-stick, and I hate most perfumes!
All this synthetic shit is just repulsive!

I'm off to help my sis-in-law now :( I hope to rejoin the
debate tomorrow, if the thread is still going!

a bientot!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-11 05:38 [#00736205]
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chow


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-06-11 05:42 [#00736208]
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i followed-up to the initial post there,
'cause i remember some time ago there was a thread about
'disgusting fat people' which got quite out of hand and was
finally (and fortunately) closed

i can't believe this shallow-minded shit is happening all
over again, calling fat people pigs is quite offensive if
you ask me
there's quite a big possibility that among the 2500+ members
here, some are fat..
they must feel really welcome i'm sure

you don't have to agree with me, but still i can't
understand that some people don't learn from the past and
think before they post


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-06-11 05:42 [#00736209]
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2977602.stm


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-11 05:44 [#00736212]
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thats trrue.


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-11 05:48 [#00736213]
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did you know that Motherwell is the obesity capital of
europe? (no shit!)


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-06-11 06:12 [#00736249]
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I can believe that. Motherwell truely is a blip on the
landscape. In fact the whole of North Lanarkshire should be
blasted into space. And no Morton I'm not being insensitive.
These people are being insensitive by clearing the fridge at
parties, thus making me starve. I want an ice cream mars bar
too yaknow!


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-06-11 06:18 [#00736255]
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i don't care much for the different opinions or people being
insensitive or not concerning this matter, only thing i'm
tryin' to say is that even a child can sense that this
thread is going to cause a riot again
to me it looks like that's the reason this thread was
created , or maybe the reason was bashing all fat people by
calling them pigs
i can't think of legitimate reason


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-06-11 06:21 [#00736259]
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fat people still disgust me tho... why cant they just stop
eating?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-06-12 04:23 [#00737374]
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morton, go cry to the fat chicks!


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-12 04:52 [#00737408]
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in some cases, it is an illness.
for most people, its just heart-fucking laziness.
they know that they shouldnt eat the types of food they do,
but fuck it.
its their funeral.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-06-12 04:59 [#00737417]
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Yeah, this sudden EXPANSION (ho ho ho) of fat people can
hardly be explained away by a sudden influx of glandular
problems! :D It's people eating too much junk and not
exercising! I have time for the ones who are trying to
exercise and eat better - to them, I say 'kudos'. But it's
the ones who've been told that it's 'cool to be fat' by some
dumb fat fuck on TV that annoy me! 'big is beautiful' ??
maybe to an elephant!! :D It's unhealthy and
non-aesthetically pleasing!!

My wife was brought up on a diet of junk food and McDonald's
because of lazy and bad parenting - but she didn't just go
'oh well' and continue eating multiple cheeseburgers and
sodas! No, she started to eat healthily and to exercise a
lot! That's the way to do it, as my good friend Mr. Punch
once whispered to me!


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-06-12 05:05 [#00737425]
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you are less sophisticated than i thought


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-06-12 05:08 [#00737427]
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I'll have to agree with Morton in this....


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-06-12 05:08 [#00737429]
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in = on


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-06-12 05:08 [#00737430]
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fat is disgusting.. esp fat peoples legs

make me feel sick


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-06-12 05:13 [#00737431]
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sophisticated comes from the word 'sophistry', which
basically means being fake. I have never claimed to be
sophisticated.


 

offline manicminer from Paris (France) on 2003-06-12 05:16 [#00737435]
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OK, those who claim obesity is an illness explain this to
me:

I am currently in Lithuania. There are far fewer fat people
here than in the UK. People here eat much less junk food
and far more healthy, natural stuff. They also seem to take
more pride in their appearance, and despite being relatively
poor spend a lot of time exercising.

I am quite sure that you will find a correlation between
obesity and eating habits / exercise regime.

Admittedly there will be cases where obesity is caused by
some kind of hormonal imbalance. But in the vast majority
of instances it is laziness/gluttony that is the cause.

And why do we have to be oh so post-modern and PC on this
subject? I am not deliberately setting out to offend
anyone, and I am sure that I can say the same for Marlowe.
Being PC doesn't mean being sophisticated.

In my opinion, Marlowe and I are simply stating the obvious.



 

offline manicminer from Paris (France) on 2003-06-12 05:17 [#00737438]
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* I meant to say "despite being poor, spend a lot of time
and money exercising"


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-06-12 05:21 [#00737441]
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yeah your are completely right... and if you dont have cash
just lift bricks for exercise :P

nah.. but there is this disease in some weird gland or
whatever that makes you fat.. only .5 % or soof the fattys
have this disease tho


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-06-12 05:24 [#00737443]
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i was more referring to the first description dictionary.com
gives

Having acquired worldly knowledge or refinement; lacking
natural simplicity or naiveté.


i think in the 21st century that's a more appropriate
explanation of the word.
etymology is interesting though


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-06-12 05:26 [#00737444]
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I think the riot has already started.

Good one Mor :)


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-06-12 05:31 [#00737445]
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i don't want a riot actually
i just don't see the use of this kind of threads on this mb

marlowe, if you also have anything against people who are
too thin i'd advice you to go here and spread your
word


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-06-12 05:37 [#00737447]
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i think you cant make people do exercises before taking a
walk in the park... but the problem of fat people should be
dealt with... its unhealthy, and it looks bad

i was at the beach, and this ugly cellulitis-leg sits down
next to me... :( why should you be fat, when you can be
normal and healthy?


 


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