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offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-02 21:42 [#00724769]
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Been a bit of stragner recently....

But we're back...(in the words of LFO..:)...

I won't horrify you all with all the dentist hell I've been
going thru...last extraction this Friday....

And then hopefully, it's bridgework...I've got no fucking
front teeth at moment so eating etc is a dream....

Lay off the hard drugs kids...Don't end up in the dark place
I've been thru....

Great to see the board still going so strong BTW....



 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-02 21:43 [#00724771]
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stragner?.....hehe...Stranger....



 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-06-02 21:47 [#00724773]
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yay jands back


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-02 21:54 [#00724775]
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The real weird thing about getting my mouth sorted is that
it's really fucked with my ability to communicate....even on
messageboards where voice doesn't matter I simply haven't
felt like it....

Martin Amis once said "We live in our mouths" and I really
know what he means now...

BTW Thanks for welcome, aquagak...



 

offline electro from detroit on 2003-06-02 21:54 [#00724776]
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no front teeth?
looks like anna nicole's cousin hehehe
teasin..... :D


 

offline electro from detroit on 2003-06-02 21:55 [#00724778]
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return of the jand
return of the jand
we knew that he'll be back


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-02 21:56 [#00724779]
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haha...


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-06-02 21:58 [#00724780]
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i miss looking at that avatar


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-02 22:09 [#00724781]
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Did he have to put his foot on your face for leverage? I
remember when my grandmother had her teeth pulled her back
and neck hurt for a week or two afterwards from all the
yanking.

If you can afford it, get a set of fangs as well as business
teeth.


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-02 22:14 [#00724782]
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ws...if you wanna see some more of the same check out my
blog at G3RM...

On the left, the germsxx Links....bit more interesting than
my icon here as they use Flash so I was able to layer
multiple copies (out of sync with each other)....the loops
are something like 10000 frames before they repeat....

I so need to get creative again...I think my icon is nearly
10yrs old now....


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2003-06-02 22:15 [#00724784]
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a jega post for jand

JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND
JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND
JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND
JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND
JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND JAND

in reference to

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JEGA JEGA JEGA JEGA JEGA JEGA JEGA JEGA JEGA JEGA JEGA JEGA
JEGA JEGA JEGA JEGA JEGA JEGA JEGA JEGA JEGA

GO jand



 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-06-02 22:17 [#00724785]
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welcome back jand

what happened?


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-02 22:19 [#00724786]
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yep....the guy had a lot of problems as most were real
broken and he had to use all these medieval tools just to
get at them...

Split the sides of my mouth as well...:(...

Yesterday was the first day in ages I didn't wake up in bad
pain...Fridays gonna be hard but it is the last & the valium
means I really don't give a fuck what he's up to....plus it
erases memory so most of the visits are like being in a
dream...

Hehe...I'm living up to the big image of the English having
real bad teeth....


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-02 22:23 [#00724788]
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Current count of the extraction is 12...

Gulp.....

Looks after your teeth, kids...I really wouldn't want anyone
to go thru this shit....not just the pain, lack of teeth
etc...but the sheer psycological trauma of it all....

Still gonna be a little bit of stranger but give me a couple
of weeks and I'll be back to the old jand of old....

ps...I missed you lot....hhe...getting all sloppy now...:)..


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-02 22:25 [#00724791]
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And I'm so looking forward to biting into a nice juicy
steak....my diet is like 60% liquid at the moment...and it's
such a bind to have to cut up every meal into tiny bits just
cause I can't really chew or bite into stuff yet....



 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-06-02 22:28 [#00724793]
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You said 'lay off the drugs'... what's all that about? Did
drugs make your teeth bad?


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2003-06-02 22:31 [#00724796]
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MDMA tablets are bad for your teeth if chown (chown +x
elusive) heh inside joke

but yes pills are very badfor your teeth.

i dunno how else drugs would be related.

good day sir, hope you enjoy your time off (if you are
getting some from this surgury)


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-06-02 22:39 [#00724798]
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Well, since i live in north carolina.. i know that
methamphetimines can do a number on your boolies. Eat the
enamel away they do.


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-02 22:40 [#00724799]
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Speed/Methamphetamine is the big teeth rotter...and yep,
E's...(I used to neck em like there was no
tommorrow...)...that jaw chewing ust turns your teeth to
powder, especially if your teeth were weak to start
with....(mine were as I had a real bad motorbike accident as
a teenager and scraped my teeth along a road at
30mph....OUCH!!!...so glad I was uncounsious....)...

Plus 5 yrs of Methodone...(Heroin subsitue...so much sugar
in that as raw it's impossible to stomach..)...

But I'm clean now....:)....

Hope I don't stumble in the future but one day at a time and
all that....we'll see....


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-06-02 22:43 [#00724803]
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well cheers.. glad to see your off the stuffs.

welcome back, good luck with the rest of your dental work,
etc, etc..


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2003-06-02 22:46 [#00724808]
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hey, anythings better than pen0s operations!!!!

(sorry, that was the happiest news i could think up for you
:?


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-06-02 22:48 [#00724811]
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YIKES!!! I can't possibly comment except for:

Sorry to hear about your pain, jand. Get well soon.

:(


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-06-02 22:48 [#00724812]
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what if it was an operation to make it HAYreelie A BIg
PeniZ>!,<>?


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-06-02 22:55 [#00724816]
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i had 4 wisdom teeth removed. It was strange. Stay away
from the hard drugs yo! Weed forever :\


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-06-02 22:56 [#00724819]
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the tongue has the gift of life and the curse of death in
its grasp


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-06-02 22:57 [#00724821]
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its true, we do live through our mouths... strange


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-06-02 23:01 [#00724825]
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hey jand, did you ever remix the picture on my site?


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-02 23:06 [#00724832]
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not yet, ws.....

But it will happen....just need to get back into real life
again....


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-06-02 23:15 [#00724839]
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welcome JAND man

you were missed, i left a lil message on slsk......12 TEETH
ackkkkkk.....i've never had ONE pulled. the doc said my
teethies are ROCK HARD and will last 100 years, so i guess
that will do me fine......ahhahha

take a picture with you NEW teethies........chop chop

and make sure that STEAK is well done..........no MAD
COWWIES for YOU!

*gives ya get well soon HUGGIES*


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-06-03 00:11 [#00724889]
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i have a dentist appointment in 2h30min

boy, i like dentists...


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-06-03 00:14 [#00724892]
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hehehe.......i had a cleaning last week.........and they
used cookie dough toothpaste to shine my
teethies.........yippeeeeee

i love going to the dentisto!

*love PAIN.....ohhhh yea bring it on baby*

j/k


 

offline MrTenzin from The Concrete Jungle (United States) on 2003-06-03 01:47 [#00724935]
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wb jand my man
take care of yoself :)


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-06-03 01:51 [#00724937]
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welcome back jand!


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-06-03 02:06 [#00724949]
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Hellllo Jand!

Welcome back old pal.

My flatmate has disappeared again, leaving me unable to scan
the []
Good to see the article on absinthe on g3rm.org, just a
shame the media still has the unscientific, turn of last
centurary view of it.


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-03 02:11 [#00724952]
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Welcome bnack of Jandiest of Jands. I missed you alot. I
needed the comfort of another essex person but you weren't
here :(

Hope you get better as quick as possible my friend and don't
eat any jaw breakers.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-06-03 03:06 [#00724993]
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J

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N

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!



 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-06-03 03:43 [#00725019]
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Yay he's back!!! Praise JAH!!
You have been missed my man.
I have been enjoying your excelent site alot lately , lots
of usefull information and fun reads .
Sorry to hear about your teeths , i can't even begin to
imagine the pain and trauma. It must have been a bit of a
financial pain too am i right ?
I don't know about the UK but in sweden going to the dentist
is so expensive it is really becomming a class isue if you
have good teth or not. I haven't been there in ages =(

Great to hear your of the hard drugs tho =)
You have a very intelligent mind and a generous and kind
personality Jand , i would hate too see it go down the
toilet.
This dental problem will perhaps help you remembering the
downside of it all when you feel the urge.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-06-03 04:14 [#00725039]
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Speaking of teeth , wouldn't it be cool to replace all your
shitty human teeths with super sharp titanium ones ? =)
I have always wanted that , even since i was a kid (reading
marvel comics learned me alot about fictive and non fictive
super hard metals like admantium and titanium )
It would be hella expensive but worth it , you would only
brush them to prevent bad breath and nothing else.
It would smooth out the digestion process too cause the
chewing would be super effective.
And perhaps you could tune in on these underground radio
stations when standing at high places =)

One problem tho , recently scientists have been linking
teeth loss and brain dementia together.
The nerves in your teeth provides a stimulation for your
brain that is more important then previously known.
Its only ONE side of the cause to dementia but still.
These new super teeth would need some serious surgery so you
can keep your old nerves (and a clear mind).


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-06-03 04:17 [#00725042]
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Imagine if you bit your tongue with them, ouch!

It is about time they made some sort of automated teeth care
thng. Perhaps keep the teeth as they are, but a very think
titanium coating on them...

I've got the dentist in a few weeks. It's really annoying, I
clean my teeth religiously, drink water after any sugary
drinks etc, but still my teeth stain easily. I can take any
pain he'll dish out, not sure my wallet can though :)


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-06-03 04:36 [#00725067]
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I heard that problems with teeth have alot to do with the
quality of your saliva.
I take care of my teeths really good but still i have a
hoole or atleast the begining of a hoole Every Fucking Time
i go to the D man!!
And i got alot friends that are nearly 30 and they have
never felt the drill in their mouth. They got really good
saliva that kills all the bacteria , sort of like cats and
other amazing animals. Lucky bastards!!

Then there's the essential difference if you got a good
dentist or not.
My last dentist used the drill so much that if i would still
use him i would have no teeth left plus he couldn't work the
anestetic (sp?) needle , he would hit me like six to nine
times with that thing and i still felt pain.
My new guy , this funky arabian guy with a name impossible
to pronounce uses the needle ONE time and thats it.
He knows excactly where to put it. (hmm that sounded a bit
homo erotic ...ehm)
He can as medieval as he wants in there and im nearly
falling asleep in the comfy chair hehe!
Plus the nurse is really hot and she put her boobs on my
chest when leaning forward to assist hehe! Im always scared
that i will get an erection hahahaha! That would be the
hight of awkwardness!!!

Jesus im rambling today ? sorry...


 

offline korben dallas from nz on 2003-06-03 04:49 [#00725083]
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sido: that's a cool story man


 

offline korben dallas from nz on 2003-06-03 04:51 [#00725089]
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great ta see ya back jand ... yer site is top notch


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-03 05:21 [#00725126]
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ahhh..I've got this warm feeling in my heart now...

Thanks for the welcome back, my friends....it means more
than you realise...



 

offline tango from Doncaster (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-03 17:29 [#00725927]
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welcome back jand

personally i have a baaaaaad fear of dentists ever since a
had a butcher take out 6 and left me like dracula drooling
blood everywhere

i see murray failed to notice i'm essex too but then i dont
post hugely



 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2003-06-04 04:53 [#00726376]
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i got to get to that denitst man.
i hate mine and he really wrecks me
every time.
i havent been there for over a year now.
i always had fear of dentists but he wasnt able to chnage
it.
it got worse every time i been there.
the last time i was there to have my teeth protected with
stuff. i immedeatly after ran away before the doc could
check me...
and the assistants suck (in a bad way)
one let hot gold fall on my lip once...

anyway heyho jand
JANd is DA MAN!


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-06-04 05:07 [#00726382]
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Change dentist man!
And tell them about your fear before they start.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-06-04 12:52 [#00726831]
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yo jand man wasap hope you're ok speak to you soon all
dentists are evil i should know my brother is one i wouldn't
lets the fucker anywhere near me anywayz :)


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-04 13:12 [#00726875]
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i love jand


 

offline Loogie from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-05 12:24 [#00728382]
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hi jand. hope you are well.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-06-05 12:37 [#00728390]
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good to have ya back.

=)


 


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