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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-05-31 01:32 [#00721704]
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i swear to god. i was at 7-11 and i hadn't eaten all day, and i was going to buy a poor boy sandwich, but then there was this BIG ASS SANDWICH with the hulk on it, and i was like yeah yeah yeah!
but the fuckers got bacon bits on it! i cleared them all off, but there's lingering taste on it and i can't eat it at all. i had to spit out a mouth full of sandwich, i couldn't even swallow.
i've got to know: how can you people eat this shit?
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-05-31 01:37 [#00721706]
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bacon from 7-11 is gross. Homemade is way better.
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Jedi Chris
on 2003-05-31 01:37 [#00721707]
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Easily.....yummy bacon sandwich with tomatoe ketchup or brown sauce!
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DaWeeze
from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-05-31 01:49 [#00721708]
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You're eating 7-11 sandwiches?
Time to consider your diet, roy...
:P
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Jedi Chris
on 2003-05-31 01:51 [#00721709]
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I didn't realise you meant 7-11 sandwiches.....never had one
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DaWeeze
from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-05-31 01:54 [#00721712]
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Anything prepared that comes from a convenient store is not fit for human consumption, as far as I'm concerned. Not even for a Jedi.
;P
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-05-31 02:13 [#00721715]
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nah dude, poorboy sandwiches are hella good
but ugh pretty much any meat that comes from a pig is nasty.
i learned a lesson today. when it comes to sandwiches, club means "with bacon"
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2003-05-31 03:13 [#00721726]
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oh man, YOU WASTED THAT BACON!!??!!!
OH DEAR GOD WHY!!!????!!? WHY DID I HAVE TO READ THIS??!! WHY WHY WHY??!!
..wait.. ok calm down... it's probably still good. if we get the word out, maybe somebody can rescue that bacon. it doesn't have to go to waste. PLEASE DON'T LET IT GO TO WASTE!!!
wait..
it didn't really happen.. he was just joking.. he didn't just waste bacon. this is some kind of joke; a cruel, diabolical, joke. of course. thats it. just a little funny message. HA HA! of course he didn't just throw away bacon. HA HA HA!! it's going to be ok... just calm yourself.
ok that was pretty funny. so uh.. really what happened to the bacon? you were going to save it for later so you could have DOUBLE bacon on your next sandwich right? mmm double bacon... mmm...
so i'll expect a quick post very soon describing the decadant DOUBLE BACON sandwich you ate. post a pic of you eating it too.. oh man... yesss... bacon pictures... mmmm...
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dave_g
from United Kingdom on 2003-05-31 04:02 [#00721755]
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hey i love bacon....but there are some places where it is not bacon, but some crappy old mouldy alternative. if anyone ever goes to birmingham NEC, dont have a BLT...you'll regret it :) ive never heard of 7-11, must be some american thing. get bacon from a butchers shop and fry it yourself, no one can resist it.
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uzim
on 2003-05-31 05:32 [#00721799]
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i'm vegetarian, and i don't like sandwiches. (so why did i enter this thread? dunno.)
evolume > weirdo? ' _ -
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WeaklingChild
from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-31 05:45 [#00721805]
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my friends a vegegtarian, and she reckons the only meat that she would ever be tempted to eat is bacon.
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dave_g
from United Kingdom on 2003-05-31 05:47 [#00721810]
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apparently the smell / sight of bacon is the biggest factor in turning people back to meat from being veggies.
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Rambling Madman
from the future (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-31 06:18 [#00721827]
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bacon sucks, never touch the shit.
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excaliborg
from Cheshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-31 07:21 [#00721866]
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what is 7-11?
bacon is lovely, had some for breakfast.
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-05-31 11:04 [#00722047]
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7-11 is just a chain of convienient stores, famous for slurpees.
it doesn't matter how "good" the bacon is, i hate it. i lose my appetite just from the smell of it.
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-05-31 11:09 [#00722052]
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bacon is yummy... sometimes I like to have egg sandwichs for breakfast... I'll get two slices of toast, put two or three eggs (with the yolks nice and runny) and some bacon in between, and you have a killer breakfast!!! :)
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2003-05-31 12:29 [#00722154]
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7-11 is like the quickey mart on the simpsons. slurpees are like slushies.
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-05-31 13:02 [#00722219]
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the simpsons can explain anything
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Q4Z2X
on 2003-05-31 13:13 [#00722225]
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hey, don't you mean Kwik-E-Mart?
anyway, bacon is sometimes good,.. but the painter of the same name is better.. how could you not like his creepy paintings.. even the joker, played by jack nicholson on the first batman movie, liked his work..
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corngrower
from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2003-05-31 14:18 [#00722259]
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Bacon is quite possibly my favorite food, especially in the morning. Nothing like a pound of seering swine strips to get the old motor a runnin!
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Key_Secret
from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-05-31 14:33 [#00722263]
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bacon sucks ass man. All cool people are vegan, we all know that ;)
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corngrower
from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2003-05-31 14:49 [#00722275]
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So you're saying Moby is cool?
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titsworth
from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-05-31 16:58 [#00722383]
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moby was cool when he actually practiced the social, political, and environmental virtues he preached in his essays and in interviews. strange how his slacking off on this coincided with his stardom.
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NeoExmnist
from United States on 2003-05-31 17:04 [#00722387]
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i used to be obsessed with eating at the gas station. theres just so many things to choose from and all of them are usually ready to eat.
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-05-31 17:12 [#00722401]
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i love bacon?
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2003-05-31 21:13 [#00722629]
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yeh, oops i meant Kwik E Mart
i guess i was still in shock after hearing somebody actually threw away some bacon.
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forck_02lynix
from brooklyn on 2003-05-31 21:14 [#00722631]
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uzim - me veggie too! no bacon here!
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2003-05-31 21:17 [#00722633]
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hey, i just realized something,
did you mean 'The Hulk' as in this was a sandwich promoting the movie? wow. that's fucking awsome.
does this imply that The Hulk is a bacon fan? or just a club sandwich fan. or maybe he eats bacon and gets all angry like you and goes and wreaks havoc in a bacon induce rage.
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mimi
on 2003-05-31 23:29 [#00722657]
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i liked bacon when i was a little kid, and now i think it's sick as fuck. the smell makes me feel gross. i actually don't eat any meat, but bacon is really revolting. just the texture...it is a nice, juicy shaving of pig ass!
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Zombiekev
from Ardmore (United States) on 2003-06-01 20:54 [#00723513]
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i also dislike bacon.
i don't even put butter on my toast.
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-06-02 00:37 [#00723626]
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it's the big green guy
it's more like "BE LIKE THE HULK AND EAT A BIG ASS SANDWICH WITH TONS OF MEAT"
BACON SUCKS
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tibbar
from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-06-02 00:39 [#00723629]
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bacon and all other pork products rule! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU are the ones who are sucking!!!!!!!!
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NeoExmnist
from United States on 2003-06-02 00:40 [#00723631]
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i just like the way pork is always so salty
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-06-02 06:13 [#00723942]
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pigmeat is my favourite type of meat. I'm hoping it will lead me on to human meat... tasty
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-06-02 08:53 [#00724081]
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thats ill
all of you
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-06-02 09:23 [#00724117]
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why? because we happen to disagree with your anti-bacon stance? If you don't like it, fair enough, but don't say 'thats ill' just because you disagree with something which is purely a matter or opinion.
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-02 09:24 [#00724119]
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lot of people here tonight, don't drink, don't smoke. They don't eat butter, no salt, no lard. Because they wanna live, they give up that good stuff; neck bone, pig tail.
You're gonna feel like a damn fool, layin' at the hospital, dying from nothing.
-sample from Quasimoto The Unseen
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Ctrl Alt Del
from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2003-06-02 11:06 [#00724232]
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gentlemen, TWO things that are LIFE ESSENTIAL have emerged from 7-11, cheap as hell coffee, and the motherfucking SLURPEE. re-fucking-spect.
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-02 11:19 [#00724237]
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yo yo
you forgot the "el taco"
represent
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-02 11:27 [#00724248]
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Slurpees, ugh. I try to avoid any beverage laced with high-fructose corn syrup which is what they put in those things 'cause it's cheap. Very very bad. Sodas and many fruit drinks are also full of it.
I'm down to only drinking Coke when I have General Tao's chicken, and I'm trying to wean myself off that too.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-02 11:29 [#00724250]
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more about fructose
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-02 11:30 [#00724251]
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yum high-fructose corn syrup is tasty. so is monosodium glutamate. these are my two favorite synthetic flavors.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-02 11:33 [#00724252]
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Oh! Why, you... I, I... but that's... well I never!
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-02 11:35 [#00724253]
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good links though. now, when i drink soda, i will always think of you and obesity.
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-02 11:40 [#00724256]
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and, day before yesterday, when i was eating a bacon cheeseburger, i thought of roygbivcore and his little yellow dude showering avatar. none of my buddies thought it was very funny though.
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-06-02 11:41 [#00724257]
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oh no!
My Jumex Guanabana Nectar contains high fructose corn syrup.
*stops drinking delicious drink*
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-02 12:34 [#00724282]
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Is that the drink with the two great tastes of guano and bananas? :-)
My favorite sweet drink - my woman turned me on to it - is amaretto and pear juice with a dash of club soda. Orgasmic. I don't think I drink it often enough to be worried.
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-06-02 12:55 [#00724296]
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i think it's ill that people are so into bacon, or any form of animal at all.
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-02 13:15 [#00724315]
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but the ass is always the best meat, on any animal.
any animal except fish. is this why some veggie people will still eat fish? i think maybe vegetarianism is a masticulatory derivation of an ass aversion.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-02 13:23 [#00724325]
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Ass? Boy you need you some bacon education. Bacon is hog bellies.
Ass is the best meat on a woman, though, I'll grant you that.
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