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offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-05-30 11:11 [#00721074]
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Life is like being constantly beaten over the head with a
lead pipe. :(


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-05-30 11:13 [#00721077]
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If ive learned anything... its that life throws alot of
curveballs, fast balls, and knuckle balls... and its all
just about learning how to swing and hit a homerun.

Keep up that batting average!

O_O


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-05-30 11:14 [#00721082]
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well, currently I'm being bombarded with goddamned
baseballs! :D


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-05-30 11:16 [#00721084]
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the moment you get out of that mindset, is the moment you
see life for all its power and beauty.


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-05-30 11:16 [#00721085]
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hehehe

too bad there is no umpire (sp?) to step in...



 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-05-30 11:20 [#00721091]
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I'm feeling better now actually! MY funks are bad but brief!



 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-05-30 11:22 [#00721095]
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hey, do you think Big Bird is in Sesame Street to make kids
unconciously wary or paedophiles, and to avoid them?


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-05-30 11:23 [#00721097]
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you do have to:
-change your underwear daily
-use q-tips in your ears daily
-brush teeth, morning and evening
-appreicate and tell the wifey you appreciate her
-try and smile in your avatar
(nevermind i just saw it)
-post more great information at www.xltronic.com

bye.


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-05-30 11:24 [#00721099]
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i dont know... but im pretty sure that dude who lived in
the trash can was liberal hippy propaganda to make kids
like and help out homeless people



 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-05-30 11:26 [#00721102]
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let's turn this depressing thread about life into a
light-hearted discussion about Sesame Street! i LOVE elmo!
and I think I look like ernie!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-05-30 11:27 [#00721103]
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-marlowe-your question made no scense

trivia question, they had on sunday morning, last sunday,
DUH !! a little segment about the the most famous, un-famous
person in television (big bird). he is an older man
mid-60's, he talked about playing the part and
also.....playing the voice of "the dude who lived in the
trash can" oscar the grouch


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-05-30 11:28 [#00721104]
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ever see the Family Guy episode where he cant sleep... and
he was talking about how at 4 am all the shows start
blending together

"Todays homicide is sponsered by the letter H!"



 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-05-30 11:30 [#00721108]
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im not one for stuffed animals, thats the wives job, but i
found a tickle me elmo a little while later after they hit
the market, he is wearing a button of the kmfdm album
(symbols)

when the local kiddies come over or the cousins come to the
house, everyone loves tickle-me elmo

one touch on belly, hehehe that tickels
two touches on belly, hahahah thats funny
three hits on belly, and that little bastard spazs out
four hits on belly, yet another shake and spay
-repeat-


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-05-30 11:31 [#00721109]
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thats funny.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-05-30 11:32 [#00721112]
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no, but my brother has a DVD of family guy - I'll ask him if
he has that episode :D

I used to always want to be a songwriter for sesame street -
I just LOVED their songs!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-05-30 11:36 [#00721115]
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there is a band called Smart E's, they have a cd single that
has 4 fun, techno, kiddie remixes of Sesame's Treet.

you might get a chuckle out of it, check ebay.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-05-30 11:46 [#00721121]
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overall I think life is pretty great!

I've had some crappy periods, and real low points in my
life, but seriously, at this point all I basically have is
fond memories of everything that has happened in my 20 short
years... and the future is always an exciting thing... who
knows where I'll be next year... I love that!


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-30 11:51 [#00721125]
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the only comparison i found satisfying enough about life it
that it's like a swamp... sometimes it stinks, sometimes
something disgusting creeps on you, but sometimes also it is
beautiful... there is a lot of things going on in it, but it
can also seem monotonous... and you can always put the boots
you want, you'll always get wet somehow! just more or
less...


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-05-30 12:00 [#00721134]
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Life is unvaluable, the most precious thing there is. If you
don't like life, you've just not understood that yet; that
it can't be valued.
Some people make life shit, but thoose haven't understood
shit either. so fuck them.
bring joy and peace to the world, greedy fuckers shall die
in advance.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-05-30 12:02 [#00721135]
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an important part of my life occured yesterday.

i've graduated from high school yesterday, and i feel a new
sense of freedom.

to me, life continues to remain ever the more uncertain.


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-30 12:08 [#00721143]
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pachi > congratulations... and i wish you much courage and
motivation from afterwards!!!

i miss high school.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-05-30 12:10 [#00721146]
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thank you =)

infinitely many opportunites lie ahead.


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-30 12:10 [#00721148]
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life is unvaluable, yes - quite undefinable also.

for the simple reason that the life we're living is all
we've got and all we really know... so we've got nothing to
compare it to, except things we know through itself...


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-30 12:12 [#00721150]
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you're welcome! : )
( infinitely? you're optimistic! ; ) )


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-05-30 12:16 [#00721156]
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yeah well.
It is really impossible to value life. One might be able to
say 2 lives are obviously more valuable then one life, but
that is not the issue here. The thing is, if you have a life
(I mean like if you are alive) you don't need to be alive,
cause you can't be double alive.
And if you're not alive, dead or something, you cannot do
anything to become alive yourself.
Thus is life precious, and should be handled with care.
My life is not worth anything more than your life, or any
other persons life.
However personalities - we can all have subjective opinions
about thoose.
well. I hope everybody understand the point I'm trying to
make.


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-30 12:20 [#00721163]
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i still hope someday i'll live my dreams, in another life...
i'd like it to be possible for everyone...


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-05-30 12:36 [#00721188]
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LIFE SUCKS AND THAN YOU DIE !


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-30 12:51 [#00721201]
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^ thought of the day! ^^

i love you Monoid ; )


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-05-30 12:57 [#00721204]
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Life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
signifying nothing.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-05-30 12:58 [#00721207]
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..

AND THEN YOU DIE!!!


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-05-30 12:59 [#00721209]
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Shakespeare ?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-05-30 13:04 [#00721213]
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almost. Monoid.

oh you were talking to pomme.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-05-30 13:07 [#00721217]
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No, the garbage man told me that this morning..

Of course he was paraphrasing Shakespeare, who said I
believe, "Life is pretty kooky, with all sorts of hubub to
distract you, and it doesn't really amount to much.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-05-30 13:15 [#00721229]
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wow. an endless quote.

in fact, this is part of what Shakespeare wrote!!

..

arse. ha.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-05-30 13:16 [#00721231]
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We all know that Shakespeare plagiarized Monoid, anyway.
It's obvious in one of his lesser known plays called "I LVOE
CHEESE!!"; Act I, Scene 3 :

-Bob : A/S/L??!!
-Bobby : LOL!!


...

And then I die.


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-30 14:17 [#00721275]
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could have been worse... could have been:

Bob7854: A/S/L????!!!!!111 LOL!!!!!111 :))))
Bobby658484: LOL!!!!1111 :)))))



 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-05-30 20:36 [#00721561]
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shakespeare is overrated!


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-30 20:36 [#00721562]
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damn this overrated crap. who cares.


 

offline korben dallas from nz on 2003-05-30 21:04 [#00721581]
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's like a box of chocolates


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-05-30 21:10 [#00721589]
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The following sentence is true. The previous sentence is
false.

that is life.


 

offline jenf from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-05-30 23:28 [#00721668]
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i hate baseball.


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-05-30 23:39 [#00721669]
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The Game of Life! :)


Attached picture

 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-05-31 00:15 [#00721678]
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play it along with a delicious meal to experience
life to its fullest!


 

offline Donutman from Perth (Australia) on 2003-05-31 00:28 [#00721679]
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That's exactly how I feel/relate to life. I've never been
very good at that game, just like life, but there are
definitely people out there who have spend some time
studying all it's rules and plays and usually win the game.

I think there are people out there who see life as a
competition, and people who just choose to enjoy it,
realising that not everything can be understood.


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-05-31 00:30 [#00721680]
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Mmmmmm...now I got a "Lust For Life"...

;)


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-05-31 00:41 [#00721684]
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or something like it


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-31 06:10 [#00721820]
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whoa... cereals called 'life'. great.
are there any called 'death'? i want to taste that!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-05-31 06:17 [#00721826]
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:(


 

offline dempefka from Hobart (Australia) on 2003-05-31 12:11 [#00722119]
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exactly. you choose it (and i mean everything... those
decisions we're aware of and not)


 

offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2003-05-31 12:16 [#00722128]
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life is being sick for two months, going to see three
different doctors, having them all say the same thing, test
my blood, its okay, and the same bullshit. I guess I just
have to believe that one day my lymph nodes will not be
completely swollen and my spleen will not leave me in pain
for the next week just from running up the stairs. this
sucks.


 


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