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i have a hemroid. i went skating today and now it's bleeding. i don't want to put cream in my butt. how long does it take for one to go away on its own? |
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egh 6 months |
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how old are you? I don't even know what causes one, jeez, time for webmd.com |
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disgusting |
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dunno... if it bleeds to much try wearing one of things (how do you call them) ? dunno... a hemorroid.... must be embarassing... and painful =( |
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ewww |
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haha it is embarrassing! i actually wondered if i should use a tampon. .........that was a joke. |
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so how old are you, and wtf brought this on? |
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this is disgusting butt i think i might have one too, i just egnore it |
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im 17 and this is the 2nd time i've gotten one. i think it's cuz i get a little to violent wiht "# 2". i'll be more careful next time. |
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thats what i have been doing, then it just decides to freekin bleed! i can't ignore this any longer. it actually make sme feel like jay lo. |
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"i think it's cuz i get a little to violent wiht "# 2"." what the hell does that mean?!? |
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hopefully you'll never have to know... |
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makes you feel like jay lo ? ? lol whats all that about? is she into violent anal sex |
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no, my butt feels as big as hers. |
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im 17 aswell butt it only bleeds on certain ocasians, i only see drops of blood when i wipe my ass |
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it's called a doctor. you gross boys. |
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dude, we need a support group! |
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i thought i might have cancer or something, butt i aint got time for cancer this thread will be closed in 30 seconds |
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i think maybe you're just wiping too vigorously |
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or maybe using coarse bog roll |
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it's not the wipe that causes it. |
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anyway i hope you get it sorted mate, i'm sure it's easily treated, as it's a common ailment |
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too common... |
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eat more fibre |
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i thought about that. don't worry! help has arrived! my mom just got back from the store and she picked me up some medicine. jesus christ, it was embarrassing having to tell her. she kept making fun of me. |
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eat more fibre, all i eat is cereal for breakfast lunch and tea |
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is it a high fibre cerial though? or frosties |
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frosties suck same with coco pops and all those lolly cereals i like weat bix, sultana bran, just right, kellogs special k all those bran ones ect |
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disgusting |
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avoid sitting on cold floors as this can agrovate the veins and cause all hell to break loose (don't sleep . pass out on a cold floor if you can help it). seriously drink more water everyday and change your diet. it won't go away instantly when it flares up... patience. |
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this is the funniest fucking topic ever you people |
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iv had it since i was 13 im now 17 maybe i should get checked out |
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you should or at least get some medicine for it. this is what i did: took shower, shaved butt, dried, applied, (the medicine) feelin satisfied |
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"applied, (the medicine)" Oh, ok.. for a second there I thought you might have been applying for a job or something after you shaved your butt. |
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i would never apply for a job that had 'shaved butt' as a prerequesit |
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..unless you become a spokesman for the hemeroid medicine |
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haha too bad i don't enjoy this anal cream enough to apply for that job. |
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well if you were a gay hooker, a shaved butt might allow for better penetration. |
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it does. i don't consider that a job though. it's...'a fantasy you once told me about. i don't remember talling you about it. wha is it, what's the fantasy?' |
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some give this thread an award for being fecking hilarious |
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my bleeding rectum is no joke, but the little probe thing that came with my medicine did make me laugh. |
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the day my ass bleeds for any reason, I'm finding the local bridge. |
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hahahaha i thought about that after i told my mom i needed medicine for my hemroid. she just kept makeing fun of me. |
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hemroid?... it's a dolorous problem man |
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(this is still meaking me fall off mie chair with laughter!) hell, i hope it's alll beter now NeoEmnist! shaving butts eh? hell i've never tried shaving THAT. it has it's ideals though.... but i;ve got a such a hairy butt to begin with... um. |
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"i would never apply for a job that had 'shaved butt' as a prerequesit" > lol i do have hemorroids too, quite often, but never so strong that it would make me bleed, it just hurts in the toilet and there is blood when i wipe... quite annoying yeah but it doesn't bleed a lot at least. i heard spicy food, pimentoes, can make hemorroid worse. but i don't really care, i'll eat spicy when i want to, whatever hemorroids may say!! (sorry for the grossity but that's part of life too...) |
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btw, what did you shave your butt with...? was it difficult (you can't really see your butt in the mirror when you have your butt hair as well as your face when you shave your beard)? i hate butt hair! |
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haha |
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bwahahaha i love this place |
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