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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-27 12:04 [#00716771]
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It was wearing a blue necktie.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-05-27 12:05 [#00716772]
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no.


 

offline S M Pennyworth from East Timor on 2003-05-27 12:07 [#00716774]
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yes
i know i should have told you, neurowanker borrowed your
turtle.


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2003-05-27 12:19 [#00716789]
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Was it a ninja turtle?


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-05-27 12:20 [#00716792]
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"yertle the turtle".red hot chili peppers.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-05-27 12:21 [#00716794]
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wtf


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-05-27 12:22 [#00716795]
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he's the rrulerr of all that he sees, so he can't be wMw's


 

offline S M Pennyworth from East Timor on 2003-05-27 12:22 [#00716796]
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no, it was a brun one called sköldpadda,
at least thats what nervonaner calls it.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-05-27 12:26 [#00716802]
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I ate its consciousness.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-27 12:40 [#00716804]
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Wow, great comments guys.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-05-27 12:40 [#00716806]
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get the one with "fuck you dj" track


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-05-27 12:43 [#00716807]
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ok...i have no idea why i posted this in this thread


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-27 12:46 [#00716810]
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Warning to all posters!!

It is very likely that tolstoyed is a troll. Remember the
troll drill! Please cooperate and don't acknowledge this
person from now on, other than for the necessary purpose of
warning other people about the imminent danger!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-05-27 12:49 [#00716814]
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i'd make a post like that myself, if you didnt beat me to
it...

thank you!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-27 12:50 [#00716816]
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Other than the blue necktie, there is another conspicuous
feature that will help you distinguish my turtle from all
the other, I'm sure, millions of lost turtles out there in
the wilderness!

My turtle has an udder on the top of his head.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-05-27 12:51 [#00716817]
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and your turtle is here with me and other penguins...


 

offline S M Pennyworth from East Timor on 2003-05-27 12:52 [#00716818]
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oh sorry we took it off :(


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2003-05-27 12:52 [#00716819]
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any new songs by the way?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-27 12:55 [#00716822]
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I know what you're thinking. Why do I refer to my turtle as
a male by using the word "his", when throughout history
udders have traditionally been a feature of female turtles.
Well there is an answer. I am sure of that. I just have to
find it. You see, I lost my answer too. It was wearing a
blue necktie also in case you find it. I'll be doing
cartwheels in the blue grass, so if you find it please
tellish me the yes.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-27 12:56 [#00716823]
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I didn't see any new songs by the whey. You might check over
by the curds though.


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-05-27 12:57 [#00716824]
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iv heard that term, "troll" so may times but i dont know
what it means, someone care to fill me in


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-05-27 12:58 [#00716826]
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/\/\/\/\/\
\/\/\/\/\/
/ == ____ \
|<0>_(+)-|
/___~~__\
\/_|_|_|\/
(\|_|_|_|/)
\_______/ --- OÖÖUFGH!!!

/ \ | | | / \

This is what wMw looks like i think.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-27 13:02 [#00716831]
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You should obtain the glamorous chopped zombie fungus
trilogy and start organizing the bubble base.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-27 13:08 [#00716837]
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In other news, there is a telefon tel aviv remix contest. I
am creating a track for that. I LOVE the mad electronic
parts, but then I'm baffled by the live instrument parts. It
seems odd to me that someone with such a gift for nearly
conscious beats finds aesthetic value in adding heaps
of boring beats in the same track. If you haven't heard
telefon tel aviv, go to www.funkungforum.co.uk and listen to
that track. Also download the seperate electronic insane
parts called "beat 1" and "ill shit" at the same site. play
both of these together in your own tracker or something and
it's spectacular or something yes noe.


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2003-05-27 13:12 [#00716840]
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I have your turtle man.


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-05-27 13:49 [#00716860]
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maybe this will clear up my problem click here


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-05-27 14:39 [#00716951]
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lol, what a shite topic


 

offline death-pengwin from Medicine Hat (Canada) on 2003-05-27 14:44 [#00716956]
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what kind of shoes was it wearing?
i happened to see a few whilst on the welfare wagon today.
i do remember a turtle wearing a blue necktie with pink
ballerina slippers getting on a bus...


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-05-27 15:40 [#00717030]
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We have your turtle,
gather 1 million dollars in unmarked bills.
Await instructions.
No funny stuff.



 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-05-27 15:40 [#00717032]
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We have your turtle,
gather 1 million dollars in unconsecutive bills.
Await instructions.
No funny stuff.



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-27 17:49 [#00717216]
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Do you really have to get on a welfare wagon? I bet it's
horse powered too since I doubt the government would supply
some sort of motor. How is your tree slaughtering job going?
I've posted my lost turtle ad in the classifieds of several
newspapers and so far I've been informed of 47 possible
sightings (including the ones on this site). Thanks for all
the help, but now I just remembered that it wasn't even a
turtle after all. It was a kangaroo.


 

offline Tab from manchester (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-27 21:23 [#00717375]
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i found a blue necktie, at the side of the road, but no
turtle/kangaroo/answer attached :( i fear the worst


 

offline alnuit on 2003-05-27 21:57 [#00717419]
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No, but I've seen Myrtle's zyrtle. Have you seen Myrtle's
zyrtle. It was wearing a green polka dotted vest.


 


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