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Have you ever seen or touched any monkey?
 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-05-08 09:15 [#00689590]
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It's a question (phrased differently) frequently asked on
the Late show /w David Letterman.
So, Have you ever seen or touched any monkey?


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2003-05-08 09:21 [#00689608]
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Oy, I've seen one!


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-05-08 09:22 [#00689612]
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I, myself, do not remember seeing or touching any monkey.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-05-08 09:24 [#00689618]
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My mum's old day center used to have people from the local
zoo bring chimps in all the time.

I have held a chimpanzee many a time. They had to put one of
them down when he got older cause he kept attacking the
zookeepers at feeding time and actually bit one of their
fingers off !


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-08 09:25 [#00689622]
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I touch my monkey every night for a good few seconds.
Only seen a zoo one a few times.


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-05-08 09:25 [#00689623]
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seen monkeys, but never touched any


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-05-08 09:31 [#00689634]
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We (me, ginge, badder, ceri, yavo) nearly saw monkeys
together, but bristol zoo wanted our souls for entry so we
had ice cream instead =oD

I had a cider lolly and ginge dropped his cone


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-05-08 09:38 [#00689646]
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sounds like quite an adventure,
that only nearly happened, of course.


 

offline kurrrak from Bialystok (Poland) on 2003-05-08 09:43 [#00689652]
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heh, nice q. i've seen one but never touch or be touched by
any.


 

offline lizardfister from rainy manchester (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-08 10:05 [#00689677]
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erm, giginger...monkey means pussy up here. so, yes i have
seen and touched and fondled, licked etc. etc. that sort of
monkey.

otherwise i've only just seen the ape type of monkey.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2003-05-08 10:35 [#00689709]
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i have seen apes in zoo , i have seen and touched monkey-not
apes many times....


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-05-08 10:41 [#00689712]
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I don't lookz at or touch a monkey; I only spankz it


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-05-08 10:42 [#00689714]
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'will you touch my monkey?'

'id be honoured!'



 

offline nacmat on 2003-05-08 10:42 [#00689715]
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at the zoo


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2003-05-08 10:49 [#00689716]
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i've seen AND touched a monkey!

...what do I win?


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-05-08 11:00 [#00689729]
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A monkeyspanker is what you win, Phresch


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-05-08 11:21 [#00689781]
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lots of times...i was actually quite attached to one
hehe...you know, kind of like you get attached to dog

the last time i was attacked by one was about 3 years ago
when i was in gibraltar...those are one anoying monkeys


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-05-08 11:24 [#00689784]
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yeah ! O_o

The monkeys in gibralta are evil!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-05-08 11:36 [#00689813]
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hehe, most of them are, but there are some nice ones as
well
see... :)


Attached picture

 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-05-08 11:36 [#00689814]
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it has an evil look tho :)


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-05-08 11:37 [#00689815]
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aawwwww !

The after picture is the monkey with a baby's arm hanging
out of it's mouth


 

offline Nexus 6 from Netherlands, The on 2003-05-08 11:38 [#00689818]
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I am one.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-05-08 11:40 [#00689820]
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hehe, yeah, i'd get banned probably if i posted that one...


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-05-08 11:41 [#00689825]
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touch the pee pee

i thought it was going to be about vaginas


 


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