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How often do you have sex? Every day? Once a week? A month? A year? |
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define sex |
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You know spring is in the air and the raging horn is starting to develop when you see threads like this... :) |
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The grinding interaction of human genitals. |
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nymphomatriarch is near people, no need to hurry ☻_☻ |
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It sure is! Who doesn't want to hear Aaron Funk's arse being slapped in 7/8 time? I totally orgasm most nights, but I don't think it counts, because of the dubious method. |
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well, i'm only twenty and haven't exactly fallen into a regular rhythm. were you born with a pretty steady mistress at your side? |
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http://www.members.shaw.ca/ddh2/chin2.html |
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the horizontal boogie woogie? |
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On second thouhgt, http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html |
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never |
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none of your bees wax!!! |
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Do realdolls count as having sex? |
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sure |
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Do mogwais count? |
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OMG, do you actually have a Realdoll? |
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I'm married and I have lots of sex. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. *bdooom-tshhhh |
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lol, nah I don't really have a realdoll, I'm waiting for the one with animatronics... jj ;) |
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realdolls...ha... BEAT OFF LIKE A REAL MAN, I SAY. |
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I have a real girl that I treat like a real doll. I captured her fair and square and keep her in my basement. |
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Ah, but can you put her in the bath for days without her turning into a prune? ha, thought not... :P |
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Haha your one crazy mofo |
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Here's YOUR Realdoll, AE_Queen! Fu fu fu! I feel impure after getting this pic though. |
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lol, if there was an AE_Queen *sniff*, and if we were both bi, we could play real doll tag team. |
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"tag team off the ropes" -ludacris |
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well, I have sex with my hand two or three times a day!!! |
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I can totally see you jerkin' off while Passion is blasting in the background! ... :-l |
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omg, you can buy the waist section of a real doll to 'try it out' rofl |
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naw you cant its on back order... |
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oh shit, i didnt mean to hit reply |
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not enough! |
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Oh. The many kittens that have died in my name.... Maybe I should buy that "real doll". But it looks sooo freaky. And where do you keep it when your not using it? And what do you say when your friends see it? Or your mother? Damn I need a girlfriend. |
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I've killed as many kittens as you =) |
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ssseeeexxx???? |
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you take it to work and introduce it to all your buddies as your friend, "she's the silent type." |
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never. |
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As of this weekend any time I want, pretty much ;-) |
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eh, what kind of agreement did you make with the devil?! |
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nono new gf get along like a house on fire, that's all. |
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hehe, ok that is a fun expression too, I might use it |
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sex I love it |
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for me sex has many facets... * fucking .. animal no-holds-barred sex wuith plenty of filthy wordage * making love ....tender, emeotional, some tears, pillow talk * shagging .. recreational sex which may include quickies, morning wakeup sex, outdoor sex ITS ALL FUCKING GREAT AND I DO IT LOADS! |
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A couple of times a week. |
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* making love ....tender, emeotional, some tears, pillow talk GAAAAAAYYYYYY...... |
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As often as I can :) Seeing as my girlfriend lives in Bath its not as often as i liked. So if I split it to an average the I'd say about 4 times a week. |
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I don't anymore. |
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Seeing as I don't have a gf living near, or anywhere for that matter, I limit myself to only 3 wanks a day, 2,5 hours each (on average) Hey, don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love! :P |
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Depends. |
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2,5 hours each? |
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girls are strange with sex... they like it as much as us, but they kind of like to play with our minds |
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