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offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-04-10 21:43 [#00643999]
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okies.....i know this has been done before, but MANY MANY
MOONS ago, and many many less users ago (yikes that sounds
like a drug reference.....HA)

i am a TAURUS - here's a general description (btw i don't
believe in any of this, but i do find it interestin')

Taurus Horoscope

Taurus April 21st through May 21st

If you were born under the sign of Taurus the Bull you are
loyal, sensual, stable, practical, dependable, patient,
artistic, thrifty, and conservative. You may also be
stubborn, materialistic, possessive, slow-moving, and
self-indulgent.



 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-04-10 21:44 [#00644001]
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im leo. tell me stuff.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-04-10 21:44 [#00644002]
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I am a Scorpio but I dunno what any of that shit means :D


 

offline DiaZoHeXagoN from The city of angels (United States) on 2003-04-10 21:44 [#00644004]
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Im an Aries...god of war
My girlfriend is a Scorpio

we dont match well according to that nonsense


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-04-10 21:46 [#00644008]
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oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!! we have the same birthdate but i was
born in 82!!!!

wicked!, I read my horoscope everyday just because....not
for some spiritual reading but because I love my sign and I
love being a leo and you should do girl


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-04-10 21:47 [#00644011]
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leo's here ya go

Leo Horoscope

Leo July 24 through August 23rd

If you born under the sign of Leo the Lion you are, loyal,
proud, dramatic, creative, optimistic, generous, idealistic,
self assured, dignified, and romantic. You may also be
arrogant, boastful, pretentious, willful, cruel, status
conscious, and childish.

Leo is a fixed fire sign, its planetary ruler is the Sun,
and its opposite sign is Aquarius.

*wonders if earth and fire mix?*


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-04-10 21:48 [#00644012]
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What about my scorpioness?


 

offline DiaZoHeXagoN from The city of angels (United States) on 2003-04-10 21:49 [#00644014]
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or my ariesness(?)


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-04-10 21:49 [#00644015]
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I recommend waxing :D


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-04-10 21:49 [#00644016]
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here ya go scorp!

Scorpio Horoscope

Scorpio October 24th through November 22nd

If you were born under the sign of Scorpio the Scorpion you
are intense, passionate, resourceful, determined,
penetrating, aware, and investigative. You may also be
tempermental, sarcastic, jealous, secretive, suspicious,
violent, and vengeful.

Scorpio is a fixed water sign, its planetary ruler is Pluto,
and its opposite sign is Taurus.

**do'h you bettah run for cover!!!*

ahahha



 

offline DiaZoHeXagoN from The city of angels (United States) on 2003-04-10 21:50 [#00644017]
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haha damn that funny!!!


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-04-10 21:50 [#00644018]
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haha that is actually pretty close to my personality :D


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-04-10 21:50 [#00644019]
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aquarius - what am I sposed to be like?



 

offline DiaZoHeXagoN from The city of angels (United States) on 2003-04-10 21:51 [#00644021]
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"thats" I meant

whats my problem Im forgetting my "s's" as of late


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-04-10 21:51 [#00644023]
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zeeeeee KOT aries issssss

Aries Horoscope

Aries March 21st through April 20th

If you were born under the sign of Aries the Ram you are,
competitive, impulsive, courageous, driven, independent,
quick, generous, pioneering, and dynamic. You can also be
bossy, quick-tempered, arrogant, impatient, violent, hasty,
and lack follow-through.

Aries is a cardinal fire sign, its planetary ruler is Mars,
and its opposite sign is Libra.

*DANG all you peepz are on FIRE*


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-04-10 21:54 [#00644030]
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ze watah sign SAYS.........

Aquarius Horoscope

Aquarius January 21st through February 19th

If you were born under the sign of Aquarius the water-bearer
you are independent, inventive, tolerant, humanitarian,
logical, intellectual, progressive, and scientific. You can
also be unpredictable, temperamental, cold, eccentric,
argumentative, stubborn, impersonal, and rebellious.

Aquarius is a fixed air sign, its planetary ruler is Uranus
and its opposite sign is Leo.

*air and earth mix....wonders again??*


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2003-04-10 21:54 [#00644031]
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hey lecoeur! whats zour whore-o-scope, ya dig?! =oD


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-04-10 21:55 [#00644034]
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what about capricorn?

o_O


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-04-10 21:55 [#00644035]
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i don't DIG........*slap*



 

offline DiaZoHeXagoN from The city of angels (United States) on 2003-04-10 21:55 [#00644036]
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thanks for the info very cool of you


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-04-10 21:56 [#00644038]
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tips 'cap'

Capricorn Horoscope

Capricorn December 22nd through January 20th

If you were born under the sign of Capricorn the sea goat
you are hardworking, serious, cautious, responsible,
practical, a perfectionist, conventional, and businesslike.
You may also be inhibited, egotistic, status-seeking,
domineering, stubborn fatalistic, self-absorbed and
unforgiving.

Capricorn is a cardinal earth sign, its planetary ruler is
Saturn, and its opposite sign is Cancer.

*cool you're earthy 2*


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-04-10 21:58 [#00644043]
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Saggitarius (sp?). It sucks having a birthday and Christmas
so close together, so fuck this Starsign.


 

offline DiaZoHeXagoN from The city of angels (United States) on 2003-04-10 22:01 [#00644050]
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I kind of feel your pain (even if yours is more severe) I
have mine on Tax day, so my parents always said "well we
would have gotten you something better but we had to pay our
taxes"


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-04-10 22:02 [#00644053]
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Cheers LeCour


 

offline disasemble from United States on 2003-04-10 22:03 [#00644055]
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that capricorn thing is pretty funny, since i am capricorn
and absolutely none of those.

cept for maybe practical.

BUT WHO ISNT EH? EH??? hahd h REHLARI3O45!## etc.


 

offline Ganymede from Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius on 2003-04-10 22:03 [#00644056]
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Scorpio here, Sag rising and Aquarius moon.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-04-10 22:04 [#00644061]
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I'm Taurian as well.

*butts heads with Loeuouer*


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-04-10 22:05 [#00644064]
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my birthday is the day AFTER christmas,

so quit yer complainin' boy


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-04-10 22:05 [#00644065]
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Wow, actually that's not too far off

I'm impressed!
(not independent, humanitarian, stubborn, argumentative or
rebellious, but I would say eccentric (in RL, not so much
here), tempremental, unpredictable and tolerant are fairly
well on the mark, I think)

Thankyou v much

*tips nonexistant hat*


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-04-10 22:06 [#00644070]
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what a typo there pomme


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-04-10 22:06 [#00644073]
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yikes that does suck =)


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-04-10 22:12 [#00644092]
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do'h i was booted by my comp.....meh

i luuuuuv saggis(for obvious reasons......t hee)

Sagittarius Horoscope

Sagittarius November 23rd through December 21st

If you were born under the sign of Sagittarius the Archer
you are just, enthusiastic, straightforward, optimistic,
freedom-loving, philosophical, generous, and broadminded.
You may also be pushy, self-indulgent, blunt, exaggerative,
impatient, talkitive, and hot-headed.

Sagittarius is a mutable fire sign, its planetary ruler is
Jupiter, and its opposite sign is Gemini.



 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-04-10 22:12 [#00644096]
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Mine was deadly accurate,


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-04-10 22:14 [#00644099]
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where do you get all the moon and planet stuff.....i'm
curious ?

is it based on what time of the day you were born or what??


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-04-10 22:14 [#00644102]
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thanks for my horoscope LeCoeur.


 

offline disasemble from United States on 2003-04-10 22:15 [#00644105]
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mine was 99.3 percent unaccurate.

where did you get that from? some capricorn things ive read
were kinda sorta maybe similiar to "who i am", but not
really.


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-04-10 22:17 [#00644110]
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Everyone is very welcome.....it's kinda cool......cos some
of these things are kinda ummmmm accurate.....*cough* i wish
i had a faster compOOter cos i was trying to find some FUNNY
ones to post, but IE closed down cos i had 2 many windows
open......ahahahhaha



 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-04-10 22:19 [#00644118]
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Scorpio pride!!

(no offense Tauruses ;) )


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-04-10 22:20 [#00644120]
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just did a google and picked a random site (i've taken all
the scopes from there to be semi-consistant)

if anyone wants to find funny ones, etc......pls add to ze
list....it's FUN to see how close or how FAR OUT they
are.....ehehheh

this is the site (can't make links right now
either.....waaaaaaah)

http://www.gemnaries.com/sag.htm


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2003-04-10 22:28 [#00644133]
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Make way for Cabbog!
A chorus of trumpets heralds my arrival!
*clop clop clop
I think they're fun to read and all but they really don't
hold any bearing in reality. For instance, according to
this Taurus horocope I'm prone to exhibit--
...
.....
It's all hogwash. I mean, you can't seriously believe any
of that.


 

offline disasemble from United States on 2003-04-10 22:29 [#00644134]
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aha. thanks


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-04-10 22:30 [#00644135]
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someone has a big EGO


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-04-10 22:30 [#00644136]
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ummm thats one thing i BELEIVE you'd do *closet
exhibitionist* =p

muahhahhahha


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2003-04-10 22:31 [#00644138]
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"It's all hogwash. I mean, you can't seriously believe
any of that."


EXACTLY!

everyone must watch the new matrix trailer!!!!!!!!


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2003-04-10 22:32 [#00644141]
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FUCKING THING


 

offline Ganymede from Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius on 2003-04-10 22:35 [#00644142]
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What most people think of as their horoscope is simply their
sun sign, but you have signs for the other planets and such
too... The moon sign is just where the moon is located at
time of birth and the rising sign is the one that's coming
up over the horizon at time of birth.

Sun sign = basic character
Moon sign = emotional/subconscious stuff
rising sign = personality/persona you present to the world.

For more see astro.com.


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-04-10 22:41 [#00644146]
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kool with a K.....thanks i'll check it OOT......i've seen
that sort of planet thingy before and never heard what the
deal was wit it!


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2003-04-10 22:45 [#00644152]
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Whatever you oxymoron.


 

offline Ganymede from Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius on 2003-04-10 22:45 [#00644155]
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you're welcome. I fecked up that link, here goes again:

www.astro.com


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-04-10 22:47 [#00644159]
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*untangles horns and kicks you with my TWO back hooves*

*steals cello*


 


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