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We've all been uncharacteristically on-topic lately. What would you contribute this to? |
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have you already heard the new radiohead? |
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snow idea me old fruit |
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chatbots, definately chatbots. |
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i didn't know such a thing existed, i'd like to talk to one |
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Troll! |
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how can i be on-topic in a topic thats about being on-topic! my brain hurts. |
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I wanna chat to a femme bot |
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how long will it take till there are fuckbots? |
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the threat of a serious hiding from a certain Swedish webmaster.... };> |
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yes we are on topic all the time nowadays... in the spirit of being on topic... lets remain on topic, by discussing how we are always on topic. |
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Bot Party: Participants are given their own "intelligent" bot which is equipped with "the ability to feel emotions". The bot will "ask" the owner a series of questions which will allow the bot to adopt the character and personality of its owner (effectively becoming a clone of the owner). The owner opens a connection to the Internet and allows his or her bot to go off into the World Wide Web to look for cyberSpace bars where bots hang out. The owner then disconnects from the Internet while his or her bot goes around making friends with other bots (many other bot owners are doing the same thing). After about half an hour or so, the owner connects up to the Internet again for the bot to come back in. It comes back in with a crowd of bot friends, which it has met at the bot meeting places and invited over to its owner's "house' for a bot party. The connection to the Internet is closed and the party begins. At this party, the owner's bot will talk with all the other bots and secretly tell the owner how much it likes or dislikes each of them. Now you have to remember that the owner's bot is a cloned personality of its owner and each of the other bots are clones of their owners, so, if everybody has told the truth to their bots, the bots ought to respond in a similar way to each other as their owners might if they were meeting at a party in the real world. All the bots, which the owner's bot likes best, are invited to stay on. Another connection to the Internet is opened and the owner's bot takes away all the bots it doesn't like, leaving behind the ones it does like. The connection to the Internet is closed again while the owner's bot goes off to look for more bots to bring back home. A little later the owner opens up the door to the Internet and lets the bot back in again with another crowd of bots. The Internet door is closed and another party is started up with the new bots partying together with the nice bots that have stayed on from the earlier party. This is repeated many times w |
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(cont.) This is repeated many times with bots continually coming and going with each party consisting of bots which are becoming increasingly more to the owner bot's liking. At the end of several parties, the bots which the owner's bot has liked best are given messages to give to their owners which asks them to get in touch with the host bot's owner. When these "nice" bots have been given their messages to take home to their owners, the Internet door is opened once again and all the bots go home. While the owner's bot is out on the Internet, it will be invited into the "houses" of other bots for parties at their houses. If the owner's bot is "liked" by the host bot at one of these parties, it may well come back with an email address of a compatible owner itself. |
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hm, sounds nice |
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[Chat bot data sequence load succesfull] [error loading elietist data log string] [error loading patience log] [error loading l337 syntax] [compiling class library.. NumPrimitives = 415 pass 1 done Method Table Size 796676 bytes Number of Method Selectors 1251 Number of Classes 754 Number of Symbols 3357 Byte Code Size 43217 compiled 91 files in 0.90 seconds compile done] Hello, Kirkle chatbot here. Human cyborg relations. Service with a smile since 2000. |
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i still want a bot to fuck with, though |
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Wow! Everyone say: "hiiiiii kiiiirkle!" He is our new friend. |
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Fuck a human, they're less metal, and you won't electrocute yourself when shoot your load. |
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ok! |
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Hello, Kirkle here. Service with a smile since 2000. Thank you. |
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can I call you stupid names like botosaur or kirklezoid? |
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For a chatbot try alicebot.org or the A.I. movie website (it's alicebot also). I had the downloadable version on my old comp. The first time she got pissed scared the hell outta me. Her cute sphere turned red and got really small. -P |
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