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I was laughing at a topic like this not too long ago but now I feel the pain of the person who started it... My mum walked in while I was playing slap the log, omfg beam me up to another planet *cries* :o |
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haha!!! |
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Dirty boy! |
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were you spanking the monkey? :P |
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YESH! and i had my headphones on so I didn't notice her for a few seconds, oh god what have I done... |
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, one day I will recount the story about a friends similar incident. |
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You should move out of your house, change your name, and never contact your parents again. THat should do it. |
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this sucks bigtime, I think I will banish myself from Australia, snag nibbit, i'm so ashamed :P |
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act like a schizo and pretend it was your alter ego stroking the one-eyed snake ;) |
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It's only a cock in a hand |
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AE-King: No it WANKS bigtime! HAHAHA Hillarious! |
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Funny, I misread your post as cock in a band, and was wondering which band you were talking about... |
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don't come to belguim you little pervert. :) What was your mothers reaktion? |
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On one hand Jeremy Beadles cock is massive, on the other it's small. |
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so let me get this straight, while your posting messeges to us you playing tug-o-war with cyclops? You sicken me. How many other people out there are playing pocket pool right now? |
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I nearly had a heart attack when I saw her, and then she closed the door, i sheathed, and then she came in asking 'what are you doing up?' i'm like 'omg, kill me someone' :P |
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hehe that was pretty funny Jivver :D |
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well.....you should know that wanking with loud music on is a baaaaaad idea :-\ |
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it's alright for chicks, they can make it look more discreit, but for us blokes it's a different story :P dang this shit is whack |
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hell it's only natural! Nothing wrong with giving the love pole a little affection! |
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Quote from Woody Allen: "Don't knock maturbation! It's sex with someone I love!" LOL @ that |
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I love wanking, it's great fun. Oh man it rules! It's the second best way to relieve stress at the end of the day. The first actually being Sex. Fuck it, I'm sure your Mum has done it. At least you know she'll knock now when she enters your room unless she wants to see you wank........ |
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tell her you were polishing it and it just 'went off' |
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hehe, classic :) I've walked in on my bro years ago and his reaction has been 'get out, my dick is really hurting' haha, oh fug i feel sick again :( |
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i think everybody gets caught at least once |
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wanker ! hide you ! or you should have hide |
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i think everyone must get caught too, but I mean I've never been caught and to 'be' caught is the worst feeling :P |
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the look on AEkings avatar says it all |
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Never been caught wanking. Nearly been caught receiving or giving pleasures but never caught in any way sexually. |
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its creepiest when you get out of the car and realise that you were being watched by people in the next car |
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aeking, how old are you? |
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spit some custard on their bonnet, that'll learn them ;) |
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oh, and I'm 19 Bob |
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*has never been caught* |
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you get used to it. ive been caught Many times :] |
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:D |
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Did you see 'Human Traffic'? This guys mother came in the room when he was beating off and after she walked out he coiled about in mental torment while on the other side of the door she just laughed about it. }:> I'd not worry dude. |
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rofl |
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Thanks for that Spikee, that made me feel better :) and yeah i felt and kinda still do feel like the dude from human traffic, great mofie btw |
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nowadays people always knock before they come into my room |
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i want a lock on my door, that way there's care free log slapping :P |
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I walked in on my sophomore roomate in college one time. he just swung around on the bed and yelled "I'm beating off!!!" really fast. that was classic. |
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I nearly got caught by my roomate once. Damn computer is right next to the door. Now I make sure to lock it every time! |
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lol honesty is the best policy. |
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even if you lock the door your mum will know what your doing in there when she trys to open it and cant. so locking the door can be just as embarasing as being caught. my advice do it in the shower that way no one will know the difference. |
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there`s a similar story on the isonews forum but i can`t find the link :( |
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dude your avatar is great.... |
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in the shower? you can't see well through the half-transparent doors and you can't hear anyone coming due to the noise of running water |
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