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offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-03-15 07:15 [#00596297]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



I have. When I was twelve this psychotic asthmatic bitch
had a crush on me... she used to pin me to the wall with a
forearm to my trachea and breathe on me.

So this one time I let her have it. I was a muscle-free wimp
so I don't think it hurt her much - just loosened her grip
enough to let me get away.

My mom worked in a hospital and ten years later this girl's
medical papers came through the lab - something about her
having a broken jaw from a fight. Ten years later and she
was still pinning guys and breathing on them, I guess.


 

offline phiz from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 07:18 [#00596301]
Points: 2622 Status: Lurker



i shot a girl in the neck thinking the safety was on, only
an air pistol but, kinel!!! what a soft shite!!!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-03-15 07:20 [#00596302]
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never...tho they can get very anoying sometimes!


 

offline Loogie from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 07:21 [#00596303]
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yes. girls should not punch unless they expect to get
punched back.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 07:23 [#00596307]
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Never had cause to punch a girl. Whacked a few guys around
in my school days though.


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 07:31 [#00596316]
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never really punched anyone.... although when i was about 10
i did elbow my sister in the face, causing her to swallow
one of her teeth, in one of my fits of rage. :-/


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-03-15 07:52 [#00596332]
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I would never have done it... except... man, you had to
smell her breath. It was like a pile of old tires with
standing water.

--> littlesis - what happened to you for that little
escapade? I hope it was a baby tooth.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-03-15 08:03 [#00596341]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker



I don't think it air to hit women, but if a woman starts
laying into you I guess you have no choice !

It wouldent count for me though cause I'm a wimp, so it
would be like hitting a child !


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 08:08 [#00596343]
Points: 8472 Status: Regular | Followup to fleetmouse: #00596332



of course, i denied the whole thing! My sister said that
that incident is what caused her to wear braces.

yeah, it was a baby tooth i think.

always comes up when we have family round and we remember
"hilarious family moments".

but then again, she did once push me down the stairs........


 

offline nacmat on 2003-03-15 08:13 [#00596349]
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never apart from my sister... hehehe


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-03-15 08:19 [#00596352]
Points: 4653 Status: Regular



yeah, actually, this st00pid muffdiver punched me right on
the nose in 7th grade, so i fucking slapped her back; then
she started to cry, the silly rag! i'd hit her again if she
was here.

girls shouldn't go around thinking that they can hit other
guys, and not getting a fist back themselves. hell, they're
crying out for equality, then so be it!


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-03-15 08:20 [#00596353]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



waawww god call !
there is this girl, who keeps teasing me when she's in fact
with my friend..
man the other night i almost felt the need to punch her in
the face..
why girls always play odd mind games ?



 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-03-15 08:28 [#00596357]
Points: 4286 Status: Lurker | Followup to nlogax: #00596352



yeah, you're right. The bitches ask for it most of the
time.

My old girlfriend was like that. She was nice most of the
time but sometimes she got a bit mouthy and I had to
"correct" her.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

nothing - you've told her twice already.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-03-15 08:30 [#00596358]
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becaus they bleed 5 days and dont die afterwards...

sometimes i really want to hit em as well...


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-03-15 08:31 [#00596359]
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You know what would be real funny is if some guy started
arguing with you and then later you revealed that you were
just trolling, and he revealed that he was also just
trolling, and then you took off your human mask and so did
he and then you embraced because you were long lost monster
troll brothers.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-03-15 08:33 [#00596361]
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he revealing hes trolling?

not in a 1000and years


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-03-15 08:35 [#00596363]
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your point is, caller?


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-03-15 08:37 [#00596365]
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*cough
*cough


 

offline nacmat on 2003-03-15 08:37 [#00596366]
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I dont think I have ever punched anybody.... yes positive, I
ve never punched anybody


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-03-15 09:42 [#00596406]
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Haha, that's funny - you're putting me on the spot by
pretending to be a radio talk show host and there's a big
audience and I'm scared.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-03-15 10:10 [#00596428]
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does donkey-punching count?


 

offline Sepix from Major City (Austria) on 2003-03-15 10:25 [#00596440]
Points: 3110 Status: Lurker



EMANCIPATION ! BEAT `EM DOWN ====)


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-03-15 10:29 [#00596444]
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i never have, i hope i never do... but if it came down to a
confrontation, like life & death type crap... yeah, i would.
i guess she'd have to be REALLY trying to get own3d for me
to whup on her.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-03-15 10:36 [#00596447]
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yeah - my brrotherr


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-03-15 10:57 [#00596456]
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well, my sister... and I have always felt bad... I don't
have the heart to hurt a girl like that...


 

offline Iroel from Pisa (Italy) on 2003-03-15 11:26 [#00596484]
Points: 1129 Status: Regular



umh no never...



 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-03-15 11:47 [#00596503]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



I slapped a ho once because she hit me first. I should have
slapped her first anyway because she was a bitch.

Oh ladies? Dont like it when a man hits you? Dont vote for
equality. You women want rights, but you still want to be
treated like women? please.


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2003-03-15 11:59 [#00596521]
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I've socked plenty of women in my days. That's how we do
things over here in America.


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2003-03-15 12:04 [#00596525]
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I also used to beat up my sister when we were younger...but
ya know, its family an all...

I am kinda on this where Loogie stood on it...
If some bird is gonna punch me, she better knock me out or
run, cause yeah, she WILL get punched back.

=)

"I didnt wanna have to do that baby, but you brought that on
yourself..." lol


 

offline Clic on 2003-03-15 12:04 [#00596526]
Points: 5232 Status: Regular



Hmm... no punching. I did give a girl an indian burn once,
though.


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2003-03-15 12:23 [#00596544]
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Well in a world of equality and feminism isn't that what men
would do?


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-03-15 12:38 [#00596567]
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no punches here.

pepper-sprayed three of them once, though.


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-03-15 13:12 [#00596608]
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I've never gotten punched but I've definetly been harassed
by guys, especially in 7th grade this kid used to hide going
to my 5th period( I think) run around the corner and grab my
tits...I once ran after him into a class room and I got
yelled at...then finally cried to my mom about him and he
got CSI( kinda like a detention where he goes to a class
room all day and can only come out to eat lunch and does
work)



 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-03-15 13:24 [#00596620]
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"I'd never hit a bitch.... but, I'd sure shake the shit
out of 'em
"

-chris rock

oh and btw, I'm a lover not a fighter.... well, i don't
really love too much either nowadays, so I guess I don't do
too much.


 

offline Loogie from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 13:24 [#00596621]
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lol cheeky little fucker trying to cop a feel!


 

offline Asche XL on 2003-03-15 13:26 [#00596623]
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This girl attacked me once because she thought i was someone
else, I had no choice. One shot was all it took.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-03-15 13:31 [#00596633]
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when i was in tae kwon do i tried to bust out some kicks on
a girl while we were sparring, but she was just whaling on
me

of course, she was a couple belts higher than me


 

offline Psytech from Arvika (Sweden) on 2003-03-15 14:02 [#00596682]
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Never really punched anyone


 

offline addi b from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-03-15 14:02 [#00596683]
Points: 160 Status: Lurker



When I was 16 a girl said to me in a party that I was kinda
cute! So I somehow decided to punch her a bit hard in the
tummy :(

No excuses, but I was pretty fuckt up in those days :-)


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-03-15 16:06 [#00596806]
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Im more likely to get punched by a girl.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-03-15 16:09 [#00596810]
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i got in a fight with a guy cause he pushed a girl over


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 16:11 [#00596811]
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yeah, emma....


 


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