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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-03-15 07:15 [#00596297]
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I have. When I was twelve this psychotic asthmatic bitch had a crush on me... she used to pin me to the wall with a forearm to my trachea and breathe on me.
So this one time I let her have it. I was a muscle-free wimp so I don't think it hurt her much - just loosened her grip enough to let me get away.
My mom worked in a hospital and ten years later this girl's medical papers came through the lab - something about her having a broken jaw from a fight. Ten years later and she was still pinning guys and breathing on them, I guess.
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phiz
from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 07:18 [#00596301]
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i shot a girl in the neck thinking the safety was on, only an air pistol but, kinel!!! what a soft shite!!!
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2003-03-15 07:20 [#00596302]
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never...tho they can get very anoying sometimes!
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Loogie
from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 07:21 [#00596303]
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yes. girls should not punch unless they expect to get punched back.
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danbrusca
from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 07:23 [#00596307]
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Never had cause to punch a girl. Whacked a few guys around in my school days though.
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mylittlesister
from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 07:31 [#00596316]
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never really punched anyone.... although when i was about 10 i did elbow my sister in the face, causing her to swallow one of her teeth, in one of my fits of rage. :-/
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-03-15 07:52 [#00596332]
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I would never have done it... except... man, you had to smell her breath. It was like a pile of old tires with standing water.
--> littlesis - what happened to you for that little escapade? I hope it was a baby tooth.
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-03-15 08:03 [#00596341]
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I don't think it air to hit women, but if a woman starts laying into you I guess you have no choice !
It wouldent count for me though cause I'm a wimp, so it would be like hitting a child !
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mylittlesister
from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 08:08 [#00596343]
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of course, i denied the whole thing! My sister said that that incident is what caused her to wear braces.
yeah, it was a baby tooth i think.
always comes up when we have family round and we remember "hilarious family moments".
but then again, she did once push me down the stairs........
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nacmat
on 2003-03-15 08:13 [#00596349]
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never apart from my sister... hehehe
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nlogax
from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-03-15 08:19 [#00596352]
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yeah, actually, this st00pid muffdiver punched me right on the nose in 7th grade, so i fucking slapped her back; then she started to cry, the silly rag! i'd hit her again if she was here.
girls shouldn't go around thinking that they can hit other guys, and not getting a fist back themselves. hell, they're crying out for equality, then so be it!
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glass_eater
from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-03-15 08:20 [#00596353]
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waawww god call ! there is this girl, who keeps teasing me when she's in fact with my friend..
man the other night i almost felt the need to punch her in the face..
why girls always play odd mind games ?
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bill_hicks
from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-03-15 08:28 [#00596357]
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yeah, you're right. The bitches ask for it most of the time.
My old girlfriend was like that. She was nice most of the time but sometimes she got a bit mouthy and I had to "correct" her.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
nothing - you've told her twice already.
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-03-15 08:30 [#00596358]
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becaus they bleed 5 days and dont die afterwards...
sometimes i really want to hit em as well...
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-03-15 08:31 [#00596359]
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You know what would be real funny is if some guy started arguing with you and then later you revealed that you were just trolling, and he revealed that he was also just trolling, and then you took off your human mask and so did he and then you embraced because you were long lost monster troll brothers.
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-03-15 08:33 [#00596361]
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he revealing hes trolling?
not in a 1000and years
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bill_hicks
from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-03-15 08:35 [#00596363]
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your point is, caller?
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-03-15 08:37 [#00596365]
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*cough *cough
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nacmat
on 2003-03-15 08:37 [#00596366]
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I dont think I have ever punched anybody.... yes positive, I ve never punched anybody
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-03-15 09:42 [#00596406]
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Haha, that's funny - you're putting me on the spot by pretending to be a radio talk show host and there's a big audience and I'm scared.
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-03-15 10:10 [#00596428]
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does donkey-punching count?
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Sepix
from Major City (Austria) on 2003-03-15 10:25 [#00596440]
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EMANCIPATION ! BEAT `EM DOWN ====)
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tibbar
from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-03-15 10:29 [#00596444]
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i never have, i hope i never do... but if it came down to a confrontation, like life & death type crap... yeah, i would. i guess she'd have to be REALLY trying to get own3d for me to whup on her.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-03-15 10:36 [#00596447]
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yeah - my brrotherr
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-03-15 10:57 [#00596456]
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well, my sister... and I have always felt bad... I don't have the heart to hurt a girl like that...
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Iroel
from Pisa (Italy) on 2003-03-15 11:26 [#00596484]
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umh no never...
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-03-15 11:47 [#00596503]
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I slapped a ho once because she hit me first. I should have slapped her first anyway because she was a bitch.
Oh ladies? Dont like it when a man hits you? Dont vote for equality. You women want rights, but you still want to be treated like women? please.
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Cabbog
from Chautauqua (United States) on 2003-03-15 11:59 [#00596521]
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I've socked plenty of women in my days. That's how we do things over here in America.
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IronLung
from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2003-03-15 12:04 [#00596525]
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I also used to beat up my sister when we were younger...but ya know, its family an all...
I am kinda on this where Loogie stood on it... If some bird is gonna punch me, she better knock me out or run, cause yeah, she WILL get punched back.
=)
"I didnt wanna have to do that baby, but you brought that on yourself..." lol
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Clic
on 2003-03-15 12:04 [#00596526]
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Hmm... no punching. I did give a girl an indian burn once, though.
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promo
from United Kingdom on 2003-03-15 12:23 [#00596544]
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Well in a world of equality and feminism isn't that what men would do?
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ambsace
from canaDUH. on 2003-03-15 12:38 [#00596567]
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no punches here.
pepper-sprayed three of them once, though.
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afxNUMB
from So.Flo on 2003-03-15 13:12 [#00596608]
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I've never gotten punched but I've definetly been harassed by guys, especially in 7th grade this kid used to hide going to my 5th period( I think) run around the corner and grab my tits...I once ran after him into a class room and I got yelled at...then finally cried to my mom about him and he got CSI( kinda like a detention where he goes to a class room all day and can only come out to eat lunch and does work)
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epohs
from )C: on 2003-03-15 13:24 [#00596620]
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"I'd never hit a bitch.... but, I'd sure shake the shit out of 'em"
-chris rock
oh and btw, I'm a lover not a fighter.... well, i don't really love too much either nowadays, so I guess I don't do too much.
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Loogie
from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 13:24 [#00596621]
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lol cheeky little fucker trying to cop a feel!
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Asche XL
on 2003-03-15 13:26 [#00596623]
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This girl attacked me once because she thought i was someone else, I had no choice. One shot was all it took.
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2003-03-15 13:31 [#00596633]
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when i was in tae kwon do i tried to bust out some kicks on a girl while we were sparring, but she was just whaling on me
of course, she was a couple belts higher than me
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Psytech
from Arvika (Sweden) on 2003-03-15 14:02 [#00596682]
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Never really punched anyone
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addi b
from ReykjavÃk (Iceland) on 2003-03-15 14:02 [#00596683]
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When I was 16 a girl said to me in a party that I was kinda cute! So I somehow decided to punch her a bit hard in the tummy :(
No excuses, but I was pretty fuckt up in those days :-)
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Dolleater
from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-03-15 16:06 [#00596806]
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Im more likely to get punched by a girl.
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-03-15 16:09 [#00596810]
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i got in a fight with a guy cause he pushed a girl over
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mylittlesister
from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-15 16:11 [#00596811]
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yeah, emma....
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