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offline Mr_Flappypants from Louisville (United States) on 2003-02-28 18:31 [#00575110]
Points: 2796 Status: Addict



No, this is not about how fat people disgust me.

I go to a catholic school and during lent they have 'fish
fries' where you go to eat fish. I was having lots of fun
until a few of my friends were like "hey, these little 6th
graders are such wiggers, just watch!!"
We walked toward the 6th graders and i could hear them
yelling at us. A couple of them picked up some ice and threw
the ice at us. The size of the ice got considerably larger,
and i saw a really big stick in front of me, so i picked it
up. I didnt swing it, but i held it out a bit so theyd maybe
back away. We exchanged insults then me and my friends
walked away. We walked to some steps in front of the office
of my school and sat on them for a bit, me still holding my
stick. This isn't exactly important to the story, but we
found a condom lying on the steps. Okay, so...out of
nowhere, some 6th graders appeared and yelled at us some
more. An extremely large girl named Amber started yelling at
us. We exchanged insults some more, then me and my friends
got up and walked away, me still holding my stick. I looked
back and they were following us. I turned around and held
out my stick, then looked back and there were little 6th
graders behind us now. So I am surrounded by the evil little
dwarves. We walk into a parking lot, and the Amber girl is
right in front of me taunteing me to hit her with the stick.
So of course I did. She kicked me......quite lightly....I
kicked back and hit her with the stick again. Then they
picked up more ice and threw it at us. The ice they were
throwing now, though, was about 12 inches long. Someone
called Amber's dad, he came and yelled at me and threatened
to punch me through a window. What a nice guy. He called my
home and my parents came to pick me and my friend up. Yay.

JUST FELT LIKE SHARING


 

offline phiz from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-28 18:34 [#00575112]
Points: 2622 Status: Lurker



shiiiiiiit, i'm old

thats marvellous


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-02-28 18:34 [#00575114]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to Mr_Flappypants: #00575110



What kind of fish?


 

offline Mr_Flappypants from Louisville (United States) on 2003-02-28 18:35 [#00575115]
Points: 2796 Status: Addict | Followup to fleetmouse: #00575114



fishies in the sea


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-28 18:38 [#00575117]
Points: 8472 Status: Regular



you go to a catholic school, that's very bad

as for the rest of the story why pick on them at all? they
just annoy u even more, when u pick on them


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-02-28 18:39 [#00575118]
Points: 14042 Status: Lurker



i thought this story was goin to end with you throwing the
condom on them


 

offline Mr_Flappypants from Louisville (United States) on 2003-02-28 18:40 [#00575119]
Points: 2796 Status: Addict | Followup to Zeus: #00575118



i was going to pick the condom up with the stick, but then i
was afraid itd fall on my head or something


 

offline phiz from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-28 18:43 [#00575122]
Points: 2622 Status: Lurker



hahaaaaaa

fuknell, the old johnny on a stick trick


 

offline Mr_Flappypants from Louisville (United States) on 2003-02-28 18:45 [#00575124]
Points: 2796 Status: Addict



whoa OOPS
I FORGOT TO ERASE THE BEGINNING OF THE MESSAGE
aregh.,..i was originally titling the thread stupid fat
people because i was going to go on talking about howmuch
amber makes me angry.

i feel...
stupid


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-02-28 18:47 [#00575127]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to Mr_Flappypants: #00575115



Haddock is where it's at my man.

I agree with Jack - catholic school bad. I went to a
catholic high school even though I'm not (mum thought it was
a good school, HAH) and people I knew there have gone insane
or committed suicide at a high rate. Just remember, the
insaniacs only have control over you until you graduate.


 

offline Mr_Flappypants from Louisville (United States) on 2003-02-28 18:48 [#00575128]
Points: 2796 Status: Addict | Followup to fleetmouse: #00575127



oh i love scaring the little catholic children with my
atheist beliefs


 

offline Monumrnt from To (Canada) on 2003-02-28 18:48 [#00575129]
Points: 733 Status: Addict



Yeah like they tell me to stop and all I am doing is
homework. Now do you mind ?


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-02-28 19:05 [#00575138]
Points: 11943 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag



Man, Catholic Schools have really gone downhill since you
can't rape the students asses anymore.


 

offline nacmat on 2003-02-28 19:07 [#00575140]
Points: 31271 Status: Lurker



I am almost aslept

I canot read such a fucking large post

good night


 

offline nacmat on 2003-02-28 19:07 [#00575141]
Points: 31271 Status: Lurker



its 3 am here


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-02-28 19:09 [#00575146]
Points: 27799 Status: Regular



ahhhh school days..... :)


 

offline phiz from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-28 19:10 [#00575150]
Points: 2622 Status: Lurker



me too, allthough there still a couple of whiskeys and a
couple of spliffs before then i think


 

offline theo himself from +- on 2003-03-01 04:41 [#00575338]
Points: 3348 Status: Regular



how old are you


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-03-01 04:46 [#00575341]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker




"I am a criminal"

Y?
but good storry, did you drraw blood. Amber has a cool name
verry IDM




 

offline uzim on 2003-03-01 05:47 [#00575378]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



i didn't know 'Amber' was a first name too!


 

offline Mr_Flappypants from Louisville (United States) on 2003-03-01 07:03 [#00575428]
Points: 2796 Status: Addict | Followup to Anus_Presley: #00575341



oh, yea...her dad was like..."you can get arrested for
assault."

yep.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-03-01 07:59 [#00575478]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to Mr_Flappypants: #00575428



I like how you hit amber with a stick! Why is it that all
wiggers hang out with a fat girl named amber? Bizarre
coinsidence.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-03-01 08:06 [#00575490]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



heh thats wicked

theres this catholic school in my neighborhood as well man i
cant stand the fuckers

always makes me want to grab some of them out of the group
and yell "GOD IS A FUCKING FAIRYTALE YOU MIDGED CANT YOU
HEAR ME" (not intending to diss christians here or
sumthin..)

and wiggers are even worse...

well if you want to make up with her and her dad, go down to
the hardware store and buy some silicon kit, just rub in in
the locks of their house at 1 AM

pulled that joke at my school as well it works amazingly
noone in noone out, and they have to replace the locks caus
the glue fucks up the machinery inside (ok im drifting off
now)


 


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