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Mr_Flappypants
from Louisville (United States) on 2003-02-28 18:31 [#00575110]
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No, this is not about how fat people disgust me.
I go to a catholic school and during lent they have 'fish fries' where you go to eat fish. I was having lots of fun until a few of my friends were like "hey, these little 6th graders are such wiggers, just watch!!"
We walked toward the 6th graders and i could hear them yelling at us. A couple of them picked up some ice and threw the ice at us. The size of the ice got considerably larger, and i saw a really big stick in front of me, so i picked it up. I didnt swing it, but i held it out a bit so theyd maybe back away. We exchanged insults then me and my friends walked away. We walked to some steps in front of the office of my school and sat on them for a bit, me still holding my stick. This isn't exactly important to the story, but we found a condom lying on the steps. Okay, so...out of nowhere, some 6th graders appeared and yelled at us some more. An extremely large girl named Amber started yelling at us. We exchanged insults some more, then me and my friends got up and walked away, me still holding my stick. I looked back and they were following us. I turned around and held out my stick, then looked back and there were little 6th graders behind us now. So I am surrounded by the evil little dwarves. We walk into a parking lot, and the Amber girl is right in front of me taunteing me to hit her with the stick. So of course I did. She kicked me......quite lightly....I kicked back and hit her with the stick again. Then they picked up more ice and threw it at us. The ice they were throwing now, though, was about 12 inches long. Someone called Amber's dad, he came and yelled at me and threatened to punch me through a window. What a nice guy. He called my home and my parents came to pick me and my friend up. Yay.
JUST FELT LIKE SHARING
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phiz
from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-28 18:34 [#00575112]
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shiiiiiiit, i'm old
thats marvellous
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-02-28 18:34 [#00575114]
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What kind of fish?
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Mr_Flappypants
from Louisville (United States) on 2003-02-28 18:35 [#00575115]
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fishies in the sea
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mylittlesister
from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-28 18:38 [#00575117]
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you go to a catholic school, that's very bad
as for the rest of the story why pick on them at all? they just annoy u even more, when u pick on them
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Zeus
from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-02-28 18:39 [#00575118]
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i thought this story was goin to end with you throwing the condom on them
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Mr_Flappypants
from Louisville (United States) on 2003-02-28 18:40 [#00575119]
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i was going to pick the condom up with the stick, but then i was afraid itd fall on my head or something
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phiz
from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-28 18:43 [#00575122]
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hahaaaaaa
fuknell, the old johnny on a stick trick
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Mr_Flappypants
from Louisville (United States) on 2003-02-28 18:45 [#00575124]
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whoa OOPS I FORGOT TO ERASE THE BEGINNING OF THE MESSAGE aregh.,..i was originally titling the thread stupid fat people because i was going to go on talking about howmuch amber makes me angry.
i feel... stupid
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-02-28 18:47 [#00575127]
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Haddock is where it's at my man.
I agree with Jack - catholic school bad. I went to a catholic high school even though I'm not (mum thought it was a good school, HAH) and people I knew there have gone insane or committed suicide at a high rate. Just remember, the insaniacs only have control over you until you graduate.
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Mr_Flappypants
from Louisville (United States) on 2003-02-28 18:48 [#00575128]
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oh i love scaring the little catholic children with my atheist beliefs
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Monumrnt
from To (Canada) on 2003-02-28 18:48 [#00575129]
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Yeah like they tell me to stop and all I am doing is homework. Now do you mind ?
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-02-28 19:05 [#00575138]
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Man, Catholic Schools have really gone downhill since you can't rape the students asses anymore.
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nacmat
on 2003-02-28 19:07 [#00575140]
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I am almost aslept
I canot read such a fucking large post
good night
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nacmat
on 2003-02-28 19:07 [#00575141]
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its 3 am here
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2003-02-28 19:09 [#00575146]
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ahhhh school days..... :)
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phiz
from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-28 19:10 [#00575150]
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me too, allthough there still a couple of whiskeys and a couple of spliffs before then i think
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theo himself
from +- on 2003-03-01 04:41 [#00575338]
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how old are you
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-03-01 04:46 [#00575341]
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"I am a criminal"
Y? but good storry, did you drraw blood. Amber has a cool name verry IDM
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uzim
on 2003-03-01 05:47 [#00575378]
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i didn't know 'Amber' was a first name too!
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Mr_Flappypants
from Louisville (United States) on 2003-03-01 07:03 [#00575428]
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oh, yea...her dad was like..."you can get arrested for assault."
yep.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2003-03-01 07:59 [#00575478]
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I like how you hit amber with a stick! Why is it that all wiggers hang out with a fat girl named amber? Bizarre coinsidence.
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-03-01 08:06 [#00575490]
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heh thats wicked
theres this catholic school in my neighborhood as well man i cant stand the fuckers
always makes me want to grab some of them out of the group and yell "GOD IS A FUCKING FAIRYTALE YOU MIDGED CANT YOU HEAR ME" (not intending to diss christians here or sumthin..)
and wiggers are even worse...
well if you want to make up with her and her dad, go down to the hardware store and buy some silicon kit, just rub in in the locks of their house at 1 AM
pulled that joke at my school as well it works amazingly noone in noone out, and they have to replace the locks caus the glue fucks up the machinery inside (ok im drifting off now)
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