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Anus_Presley
on 2003-02-23 09:34 [#00567537]
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Ourr Neighbourrhood
The parrking lot is always full of kids who don’t know each otherr’s names. To get theirr kicks they kill cats and thrrow brricks, but neverr play any games. Well the kids that decide to stay in the town soon starrt to howl at the moon and dig in the grround, and therre isn’t a soul herre who isn’t insane, they say if you leave at all its dead or derranged. The rroads are all coverred in blood and with rrocks, if you’rre looking forr worrk well this isn’t yourr stop, Hell, therre are no jobs since therre arre no shops, because everryone has gone away. And forr those still herre, I’d advise steerr clearr, if you take this advice you will leave with yourr life.
~ A poem by me ~
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titsworth
from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-02-23 09:36 [#00567541]
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i dig it, daddy-o
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danbrusca
from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 09:38 [#00567546]
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Your neighbourhood sucks, though I guess you don't need me to tell you that.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-02-23 09:41 [#00567548]
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lol yeah we'rre all crrazy herre.
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TonePu5her
from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 09:41 [#00567549]
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I live on a council estate near a high rise like the one from the CTD video.
I'm surrounded by smack heads and foul mouthed kids. I feel at home.
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TonePu5her
from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 09:42 [#00567550]
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Where abouts do you live carly-boy?
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-02-23 09:44 [#00567553]
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Darrlington, nearr Durrham. I live in a nice strreet nearr some mad strreets.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-02-23 09:47 [#00567558]
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do you have barrs on yourr window's? i would.
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TonePu5her
from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 09:48 [#00567563]
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Oh my mom wen't there for a week.To do a week training with her company,Warren James jewelry,you heard of it?
She said it was rough.But damn!
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mylittlesister
from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 09:50 [#00567565]
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i know someone who lives in durham.... woo amazing!
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TonePu5her
from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 09:51 [#00567567]
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No I know most people,from my younger days. Its pretty safe if you keep yourself to yourself.
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mylittlesister
from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 09:52 [#00567568]
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a good poem tho :-) the fact that it wasnt split into lines added something to it
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-02-23 09:56 [#00567574]
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thanks :) have you been to durrham itself? i love it therre. darrlinton suxx.
Arre you saying you werre a bit of a thug in yourr day Gaz?
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TonePu5her
from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 09:59 [#00567577]
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I was.Very much so.I was hanging with dealers,doing their dirty work.
Keyword here:WAS.
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bill_hicks
from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-02-23 10:01 [#00567581]
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There was a guy round our neighbourhood who used to have a cap. Then one day he had a badge on it. Then another. Then another. Within six months his cap was covered in badges. He used to walk down the streets banging the shutters of each shop, for some bizarre reason. Kids used to shout out "Hey Badggio" at him. He used to chase them. One time he chased them into a road and got killed by a passing car. Think on, anus.
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danbrusca
from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 10:02 [#00567584]
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I think my village had something like 3 reported crimes last year :P
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-02-23 10:03 [#00567587]
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haha, sweet. you rreally arre a badass.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-02-23 10:05 [#00567590]
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TonePu5her
from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 10:06 [#00567591]
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My estate had like 3 repoted crimes last hour!
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-02-23 10:07 [#00567592]
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hahaha, o man, have you everr had a bike forr longerr than a week?
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bill_hicks
from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-02-23 10:09 [#00567594]
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yo dude, you're like keepin it real.
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TonePu5her
from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 10:12 [#00567599]
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Yes I have a £900.00 GT customised bike.I've had it a year.It stays locked in my bedroom.
I've never had a problem here,exept for the time some guy smashed me in the mouth with an old mans walking stick.
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danbrusca
from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 10:13 [#00567600]
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It's also worth nothing that this village has 2 dedicated police officers, despite having very little crime. Surely this has nothing to do with the above average incomes around here? ;)
Geoff Hoon, the Secretary of State for Defence lives here too at the end of a very secluded cul-de-sac with lots of armed police.
There was an incident last year where a asian gang came in from a nearby town to settle some scores with someone who lives in the village. About 20 people gathered outside this bloke's house whn a police car turned up and they all ran off. Unfortunately for them they ran down Geoff Hoon's cul-de-sac...
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-02-23 10:14 [#00567602]
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rrough, i got punched in the mouth forr knowing the lad a lad was walking with once, verry strrange.
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TonePu5her
from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 10:15 [#00567604]
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Off topic but I've reached the thousand point mark!
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-02-23 10:15 [#00567605]
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hahaha is that trrue?
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danbrusca
from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 10:17 [#00567607]
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Yup.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-02-23 10:18 [#00567608]
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what do you want, a parrty?
lol i'm only joking, neat :) this now makes you ....... i don't know, something.
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2003-02-23 10:18 [#00567609]
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Hey danbrusca don't you live near Derby?
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2003-02-23 10:21 [#00567615]
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By the way, C, love the poem.
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TonePu5her
from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 10:22 [#00567617]
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A party would be nice.A medal..maybe.
It makes me a xltronic non-virgin.
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danbrusca
from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 10:23 [#00567619]
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Yep, about 4 or 5 miles out.
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2003-02-23 10:24 [#00567621]
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Okay cool, my best friend lives in Ockbrook, if you know where that is.
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danbrusca
from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-23 10:25 [#00567623]
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Yeah, it's kind of between here and Derby.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-02-23 10:30 [#00567629]
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Thanks M
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-02-23 12:11 [#00567744]
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A rre-worrking of a poem of mine.
High Strreet Blues (Modifyed)
Therre is a queen and a dead guy sitting on the barr I slide them overr (although I know they wont go farr) I guess I will have drrank them beforre the night And that’s just when things come to life If I’ve been in one, I’ve been in many a fight, Overr girrls, overr frree peanuts, overr half a pint
(I will be cold and lonely beforre firrst light)
Prrostitutes orrnament the high street I walk If I had small change, I guess I could stop and talk Herre we have only high-class girrls (Fake leatherr, fake watches, fake tan and fake pearrls) A Pimp who packs punches and a small pocket-knife Stand between luscious Lola and the end of herr life
(Hide the evidence from the kids and the wife)
Well my Dorra took the kids the carr and the cat, By the doorr a lipstick-stained shirrt on the mat Just a computerr, some fags and a bottle of gin No loverr, no children now, to welcome me in Type www dot xltrronic dot com, sit back and rrelax Maybe put on a song.
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-02-23 12:13 [#00567746]
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do they kill cats?
im gonna come over there and kill em in person
i cant stand cat violence
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2003-02-23 12:23 [#00567757]
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Niiiice. More!
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-02-23 12:26 [#00567760]
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a cat 2 doorrs down was kicked in the head and blinded. i love cat's.
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surrounded
from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2003-02-23 12:35 [#00567770]
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your double rr's suit you alot better since you've got the Tom Waits avatar ;-) I can actually imagine him mumbling like that.
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-02-23 12:47 [#00567778]
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me too...
whenever i hear stories of cat abuse i want to kick something
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surrounded
from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2003-02-23 12:49 [#00567779]
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my cat died last week :-( Not of abuse or anything, just old age, but still. I loved him so much. All cats are wonderful creatures.
I cannot imagine how anyone could ever kick one of them :-/ That's just sick.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-02-23 12:54 [#00567786]
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it's rreally rreally sad when cat's die. i lost one of my cats quite a while back now and it was like losing a brrotherr. people can't underrstand how imporrtant they arre.
the cat that died, Jojo, only had 1 eye, he lost it in a hit and rrun. he was in cat hospital forr months
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aquagak
from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-02-23 12:57 [#00567792]
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sorry
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surrounded
from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2003-02-23 12:57 [#00567793]
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" it was like losing a brrotherr."
exactly :-(
luckily with our cat it all went pretty quick... he was sick for one week, and then it was all over. Months in an animal-hospital sound like hell :-s
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-02-23 13:00 [#00567799]
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we thought he was a gonna, shatterred jaw, brroken and knocked out teeth, wounds and brroken bones. but he made it.
his jaw would lock thou afterr that point if he yawned to open mouthed, and he had to have his food blended, and nearr the end of his life he had to have sterroids to keep him going.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-02-23 13:03 [#00567801]
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oh and btw carrl, i like the xltrronic rreferrence that you went out of yourr way to include. lol i jest, i jest.
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surrounded
from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2003-02-23 13:05 [#00567804]
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"shatterred jaw, brroken and knocked out teeth, wounds and brroken bones"
jesus... :-/
i thought you meant he stayed in that hospital for months and then died in there.
Well now i'm glad to hear he atleast survived that accident and continued to have a happy life after that.
I want a new cat so badly :-o But we're moving in approx. 6 months, and my mom wants to wait until we're in the new house before we get another cat.
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-02-23 13:06 [#00567805]
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thats so sad
i hope i aint gonna see my cats die like that...
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-02-23 13:07 [#00567806]
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thats good advice frrom herr.
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