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offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-02-08 19:10 [#00547049]
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since i'm bored ATM i'm going to continue to entertain you
people

this must be one of the weirdest/funniest thing i've seen on
ebay:

:D



 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-02-08 19:11 [#00547051]
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i hate my life


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-02-08 19:12 [#00547052]
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Wow man if some chick masturbated with that carrot would she
be a lesbian?


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-02-08 19:13 [#00547053]
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i don't want to imagine what the guy who'll get it will do
with it


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-02-08 19:13 [#00547054]
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*bids*


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-02-08 19:14 [#00547055]
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roybivcore: you could start your own thread about your issue


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-02-08 19:15 [#00547056]
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its mostly because someones going to buy that carrot


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-02-08 19:18 [#00547057]
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"i believe it to be life size" - haha!


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-02-08 19:19 [#00547059]
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you could use a regular shaped carrot to penetrate the
vaginal one.

i think i have issues ;P


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-02-08 19:20 [#00547060]
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Bowling for Carrots
Carrots of Fire
Carrotrunner
The Phantom Carrots
It's A Wonderful Carrot
Citizen Carrot
Carrotsblanca



 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-02-08 19:24 [#00547063]
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*Attempts to use html to merge thread with 'the PERFECT
gift 4 u'r girlfriend' topic*


..

..

..

*..fails*


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-08 19:35 [#00547073]
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HAHAH CHECK THE CURRENT BID!!


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-02-08 19:35 [#00547074]
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haha


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-02-08 19:36 [#00547076]
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I'd fuck it.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-02-08 21:24 [#00547131]
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you laughing at my bid?

Big j/k bw....... like whoever's bid that is !


 

offline child810 from boston (United States) on 2003-02-08 21:56 [#00547164]
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cool, I bet all the rabbits in the world mouths are watering
over that.


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2003-02-08 22:09 [#00547187]
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i swear to god someday it will be mine, oh yes.


 

offline child810 from boston (United States) on 2003-02-08 22:13 [#00547193]
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does this mean that a carrot has been genetically altered so
that carrots now have sex to reproduce?

Very interesting.


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-02-08 22:22 [#00547201]
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intresting theory


 

offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2003-02-08 22:24 [#00547202]
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are you sure carrots don't already have sex to reproduce?
many plants od you know.


 

offline child810 from boston (United States) on 2003-02-08 22:43 [#00547217]
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I was pointing towards the whole penis and vagina way of
having sex.

Which happens to be my favorite method too.



 

offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2003-02-08 22:48 [#00547220]
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blhabawhohua

carrotania penetrania


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-02-08 23:20 [#00547241]
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fucking christ... 4.7 million dollars for a carrot that'll
dry out in a matter of weeks, most likely?


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-02-09 00:45 [#00547332]
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And the guy that made that bid has nothing but postive
feedback on his record...



Attached picture

 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-02-09 00:47 [#00547335]
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hahahaha the cat kicks ass!!!

I finally got the courage to open the link my immediate
reaction was "what the fuck?"

except my face moved back from the screen...what the fuck?


 

offline Sepix from Major City (Austria) on 2003-02-09 05:55 [#00547459]
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Current bid US $69,690,790.00

ähm ?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-09 06:00 [#00547461]
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yes, but the positive feedback is all for him as a
buyer, not as a seller..


 

offline uzim on 2003-02-09 06:15 [#00547463]
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fleetmouse > rather, bisexual and vegetablophile (?) at the
same time!

OMG THIS THREAD IS GREAT!!!!


 


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