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Just heard a rumour... and so far it is just that. Beckham has been caught knobing a bird that wasn't his wife, but has managed to get an injuction on the press to stop them printing it... for now. And (allegedly) the lucky lady is.... Michael Owens sister! |
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Yer I heard that too...have you seen Owens sister though! She is fine! She only 16 though! |
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Who cares? Is what first sprung to my mind... but I thought I'd post it anyway... |
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bunch of washing ladies you are :P |
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Ooo... you bitch! |
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:) |
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Hmmm, I heard this one too. Apparently the News of the World have the story ready to roll. Nuff said. |
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I heard Beckham's had a hair implant and a steel reinforced big toe fitted. |
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what are you saying? Come to your senses man!! |
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I heard that a while ago actually... the toe bit that is. I've got a strong feeling that his hair is his own! |
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I've heard that it was Michael Owen and his sister that were caught with Beckham. |
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whilst Posh was round at mine polishing my mahogany side table |
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Damn that's why I could only get her sister...... |
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poor david-if he doesnt get hurt on field he gets hurt in dressing room what was ferguson trying to do? |
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"What can be done with my promiscuous daughter?" - CKY |
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Aaaah so THAT was the story kept out, I missed this post. If I was Beckham I would've planted my died blonde mullet right in his alcohol ravaged ugly cunt face |
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Is it one tape ? |
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proposterous. if you had posh why would you want anyone else? ;) |
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btw, original post is pretty old :) |
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no idea. |
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maybe afterr the second kid shes a little slack and midget dick david had to do a 16 yearr old. |
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hmm, were you and david intimate? |
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no but me and victorria werre, she had to come to a rreal man forr some satisfaction. |
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i'd bone her anywayz |
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me 2. |
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because she's davids girl, or because you fancy her? |
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she could do with putting on a bit of weight though, skinny rag |
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i see my attempts to kidnap her resulted in my friend getting arrested and charged with kidnapping, nevermid, its his fault really, the fuckwit |
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well, to bone her ... |
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i'd do herr coz shes quite hot. i agrree thou, a bit too skinny. |
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feed her with a few kebabs then she'd look like she was 24 again like she used to :) |
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