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I think that this is good topic. Maybe as good as some last-hour topics around here. btw, 'choking the chicken' is one of my favs. |
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'stroking the salami' *hehe* |
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and for sex -> 'greasing the rat' *hehehe* |
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how about 'polishing the rocket' |
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slaping the salami, pulling the pickle |
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gerkin th gerkin |
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greasing your monkeystick? |
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chocking the bishop boxing the clown taming the shrew and for dling pron... spearheading the operation! |
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boys! ther are women present! [oh, now here it comues!] |
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hmmmmmm... wonder how long this thread will be open... |
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pumping the handle? |
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Shaking hands with BEEF! |
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rofl, those are all great. I like beatin the meat ;) |
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I wonder what are the female ones... any girl to add? |
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yeah, I never thought about it but that would be cool to know. |
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hmmm,,, spreading the butterfly? |
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female ones...proly somthing like petting the beaver... |
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YAY! I found some loads of female masturbation nicks! Buzzing the honey hole Backslappin' Betty Bailing out the Gravy Boat Beaver bashin' Bouncing the bearded clam Buffing the box Buffing the jewel Buttering up the whisker biscuit Clam twiddlin' jamboree Critter crammin' Damming the beaver Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone Diddling miss daisy Diggin' for clams Digitis Erectus Fingering the fountain Flicking the minnow Friday night lip service Frosting the muffin of love Giving yourself the finger Going for the gooey duct Impeaching Bush Juicing the clam Let your fingers do the walking Lip smacking Menage a'moi Petting the kitty Piddly Diddler Playing the squeezebox Pokin' the pie Polishing the little pink pearl Pumping the kooter Punchin' the chipmunk Reading in Braille Riding the clitorisauras Romancing thy own Roughing up the suspect Self-guided tuna boat tour Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose Spanking Lucy Stroking the newt Ticklin' the taco Tissue tickling Twirling the pearl Unbuttoning the fur coat Warming the wrist rocket |
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"Self-guided tuna boat tour " this sounds like a cylob cd... |
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hahahahhahaha !!!!, damn there are some funny ones in there ! |
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holy shit! did you come up with all those yourself? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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HA! impeaching bush? backslappin' betty? bouncing the bearded clam? pumpin the kooter???!!! oh shit!!!! *laugh my fucking ass off!!!* HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA |
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I would be a liar if I said yes. I ripped'em of this site |
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genius... it' hard to make a note .. |
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(damn, i used to live in memphis! that's where that radio station is,,, hmmmm,,,*sniffle* brings back... sad, sad...memories... *sniffle, sniffle*) |
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I have a friend who can't seem to have an orgasm, so I found a site for her called Clitical.com (I think). I learned so much about female masturbation. It's a beautiful thing. |
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...couldn't you help her on your own Ophecks? |
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that's what i'm talkin' bout, yo! |
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Hey Romeo, I don't just sex up everybody I know! I'm not promiscuous. But I bet she'll never come until I personally do something about it, eh... *idea!!! |
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heheheheheheh! damn! if I was closer, I could help if you didn't want to... I think... =DDDDDDDD |
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HAHAHHA ROFLMAO TASOS! those things are great! |
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wanking... |
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whipping the house boy roasting the chestnuts visiting grandpa putting ketchup on the hotdog |
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pleasuring ones-self... |
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heh accually me and aron were talking about this this girl we know wanted to drink but we dident have any booze and since we are minors we could go buy some and she couldent get a pull and as soon as i sayed that aron started laughing his ass off and then we started joking and saying shit like yeah i could sure use a pull right now yeah i had a pull last night |
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touching ones penis to the point of orgasm... |
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good one |
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relieving stress. taking my sleeping pills |
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some swedish names: runka, onanera,spela köttflöjt, spela skinnbanjo, dra en handtralla.. |
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www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profanis.htm |
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cavorting with palm and her five sisters |
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Thrapping. |
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TOUCHING THE DONG! |
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crouching the tiger, hide the dragon |
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erecting the statue scrubbing the pantry playing with jacobs' ladder testing the tube edjecting the video inflating the balloon milking mr cow |
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