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offline SteveWardale from Lincoln (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-14 18:41 [#00219519]
Points: 532 Status: Regular



I don't know if any Ukers read the daily mail (I can't
stand the thing, but noticed this article) on useless facts,
and the guy who wrote this book filled with them, listed
about 30 of them for the paper. And he said the most useless
thing he knew what that "In all the football betting shops
around the country, Hull City is the only team which idle
pen-jotters can't doodle in any loops or swirls in letters"
such as O's, D's, B's, ect.... pretty useless, no?


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2002-05-14 18:45 [#00219522]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



The most useless thing i know is book van halens farytale...



 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2002-05-14 18:49 [#00219526]
Points: 8062 Status: Lurker



Bad topics and spam ;)


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2002-05-14 18:57 [#00219535]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



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offline secondtoughest from Minneapolis (United States) on 2002-05-14 18:58 [#00219538]
Points: 102 Status: Regular



A whale penis is called a Dork.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2002-05-14 19:01 [#00219544]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



the spin of a muon is -1/2


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-05-14 20:56 [#00219754]
Points: 39976 Status: Regular



1+1=2

who ever uses this shit?


 

offline Clic on 2002-05-14 20:58 [#00219756]
Points: 5232 Status: Regular



A whale penis is called a dork? Huh. Well I'll be damned.


 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2002-05-14 20:58 [#00219759]
Points: 1362 Status: Regular



wasn't there something with
3.1415926535897932384626433832795 ???


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-05-14 21:00 [#00219762]
Points: 39976 Status: Regular



i like pie, preferably cherry


 

offline uzim on 2002-05-14 21:06 [#00219773]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



knowing that pig orgasms are 30 minutes long isn't very
useful...


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-05-14 21:11 [#00219781]
Points: 19190 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag



John Dillinger's dick was 20 something inches long, and the
mortician cut it off and rumor has it that the shriveled up
remains are in a museum somewhere. 20 inches!


 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2002-05-14 21:12 [#00219782]
Points: 1362 Status: Regular



Hmm... i heard similar things about Jimi Hendrix...


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-05-14 21:13 [#00219785]
Points: 19190 Status: Moderator | Followup to Polynomial-C: #00219782 | Show recordbag



That WOULD make sense, he's black after all.


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-14 21:29 [#00219818]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker



To eat and digest celery takes more energy than you actually
get out of it..FACT!


 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2002-05-14 21:30 [#00219822]
Points: 1362 Status: Regular



Hmm...so actually you gain energy when you stick it in your
ass and puke it out?


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-05-14 21:32 [#00219827]
Points: 23533 Status: Moderator | Followup to B3n: #00219818 | Show recordbag



I know that, it's brilliant dieting food.

The most useless thing I know is probably how to make a
vodka martini. No one drinks them, so it's a fairly useless
piece of knowledge.


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-14 21:32 [#00219828]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker | Followup to Polynomial-C: #00219822



gimme some time to get my head round that...


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-14 21:33 [#00219831]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker | Followup to Ceri JC: #00219827



I do, when me and my mates are down pub and they ask for
pints of bitter I go for a Vodka Martini ;D


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-05-14 21:40 [#00219849]
Points: 24578 Status: Lurker



the word fact comes from the latin root facere which
means TO MAKE - so now you know how real facts are


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-05-14 21:46 [#00219866]
Points: 23533 Status: Moderator | Followup to B3n: #00219831 | Show recordbag



2 of my brother's mates (naval officers) were trying to
convince some wenches that they were james bond type
characters and ordered vodka martinis. I was a pretty low
class bar so the barmaid didn't know how to make them. She
asked them and they said 2 shots vodka, 2 shots martini.
They drank them (trying to keep a straight face)!


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-14 21:49 [#00219872]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker



hahah! I hate it when peer pressure makes you drin but you
feel like you can't


 

offline Nexus 6 from Netherlands, The on 2002-05-14 21:51 [#00219878]
Points: 3221 Status: Lurker



white chocolate makes tou fart really bad


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-05-14 23:00 [#00220060]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker



THe most useless thing I know is the 'welsh' alphabet!

:)


 

offline license from out of nowhere on 2002-05-14 23:03 [#00220064]
Points: 865 Status: Lurker



dammit that sucks. I love white chocolate.

I want some white chocolate ice cream.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-05-14 23:05 [#00220068]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to license: #00220064



I like those white chocolate drops with the 'hundred an
thousands' candy on them! I could eat them until I was sick!


 

offline Din from The bushes in your front yard. on 2002-05-14 23:33 [#00220099]
Points: 221 Status: Regular



the most useless thing I know... If you play musical chairs
with more than enough chairs, it's impossible to win. And
another thing, fat people are hard to kidnap...


 

offline teapot from Paddington (Australia) on 2002-05-14 23:47 [#00220114]
Points: 5739 Status: Regular



if you write racecar backwards, it still says racecar


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-05-15 02:10 [#00220202]
Points: 4404 Status: Lurker



cows say meow


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-05-15 02:14 [#00220206]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker



sticking your head out of the train causes it to be removed
quiet quickly.


 

offline Xanatos from New York City (United States) on 2002-05-15 03:09 [#00220239]
Points: 3316 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag



An ant can survive two days under water.
Ants make up 1/10 of the living flesh in the world.
Ants are cool.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-15 03:11 [#00220241]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



lots of information about popular music... LOTS!!!


 

offline LPB from Regina (Canada) on 2002-05-15 03:20 [#00220247]
Points: 128 Status: Lurker



Golf balls are used in a game called "golf".


 

offline Omneignotumus on 2002-05-15 03:44 [#00220279]
Points: 506 Status: Lurker



up, up, down, down, left, right, B, A, start.


 

offline jabizzy from St. Louis, Misery. Er, that's (United States) on 2002-05-15 04:46 [#00220323]
Points: 434 Status: Regular



I can't decide whether it's math, science, of that most
lipsticks contain fish scales. I like lipstick but not
fish.

Some information that IS useful is that sex can cure
arthritis pain for up to 6 hours. So if a chick ever says
"no I'm not in the mood, my arthritis is acting up again"
there you go.


 

offline jabizzy from St. Louis, Misery. Er, that's (United States) on 2002-05-15 04:55 [#00220324]
Points: 434 Status: Regular



Or if a guy says something about his arthritis pain acting
up you can use it on a guy too, I just don't know too many
guys who try to get out of sex.


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-05-15 05:56 [#00220347]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



-ingestion of papaya juice creates tasty semen

-the US interstate highway system was designed w/ straight
sections every few miles to facilitate landing areas for
military aircraft in wartime or national emergency

-If you put your hood up and turn on your hazard flashers,
you can park anywhere, anytime for 10 minutes, no questions
asked. It's an unwritten rule.


 

offline joey from montréal (Canada) on 2002-05-15 05:59 [#00220352]
Points: 1220 Status: Lurker | Followup to license: #00220064



i would make you some white chocolate ice cream, but i don't
have any white chocolate, and besides, it would melt by the
time you came in from spokane to montreal. oh well.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-15 10:09 [#00220591]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



That stamps are legal tender and can be used to purchase
items in a shop.


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2002-05-15 10:13 [#00220593]
Points: 3727 Status: Regular | Followup to JAroen: #00219535



the spam posted on this topic has words forming little sets
of stairs decending from left to right...


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-05-15 10:16 [#00220596]
Points: 23533 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag



The cheat to enable debugging mode on megadrive mortal
kombat 1:

Down, Up, Left, Left, A, Right, Down

Is meant to spell "Dullard".

The Blood code is also meant to spell "Abracadabra"...


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2002-05-15 10:17 [#00220597]
Points: 3727 Status: Regular | Followup to license: #00220064



hey license...why are u called licence? do you happen to
know how to make fake ones? if so *whisper whisper*
{{{{{email me...}}}}}


 

offline Fernz from A Scottish Wanker (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-15 10:45 [#00220637]
Points: 1692 Status: Regular



If a chick sucks you off then you kiss her then you just got
your own jizz in your mouth. Pointless really.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-15 10:52 [#00220652]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



Did you know that men have a really sensitive erogenous spot
up their arsehole? Hang on, is that useless?


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-05-15 10:57 [#00220665]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



eating yellow snow is bad for you


 

offline phiz from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-15 10:57 [#00220670]
Points: 2622 Status: Lurker



cows can't walk backwards

and a twat is a pregnant goldfish


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-15 12:44 [#00220860]
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To make Alien saliva in the film Alien they used KY Jelly.
Is that a useless enough fact?


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-15 12:45 [#00220865]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



Karl Marx had an uncle in Holland who set up the electronics
company Philips. The irony eh?


 

offline Binaural Tea from Christmas City (Christmas Island) on 2002-05-15 12:48 [#00220867]
Points: 1912 Status: Lurker



england is a country


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-15 12:48 [#00220869]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



No its not, its a bloody prison.


 


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