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offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-05-14 17:47 [#00219443]
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orbital and girls :0)

(probably not in that order)

you are great man !!!!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-14 17:48 [#00219447]
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there is nothing wrong with either!!! :)


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-14 17:48 [#00219449]
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although I haven't posted a topic on either in a while...
hmmm, I had better get on that!!


 

offline Nexus 6 from Netherlands, The on 2002-05-14 17:49 [#00219450]
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Damn right... orbital and girls, hell yeah


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-05-14 17:49 [#00219453]
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hahahahaha

dude are you single or hitched?

(i really dont care, im happily married)


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-14 17:51 [#00219457]
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no, I'm single... I'm just waiting for the girls to call!!!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-05-14 17:57 [#00219465]
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are you shy with the ladies like hevquip was/is ? you need
to go up to teh hot chics and mingle with them !!!

try this pick up line ok?

ask a hot chic if she would like pizza and a fuck.

if she says "NNNNNNOOOOOOOO"

ask her "whats wrong with pizza" :0)


 

offline Nexus 6 from Netherlands, The on 2002-05-14 17:58 [#00219466]
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hehe that's actually a pretty good one!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-05-14 18:00 [#00219471]
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thanks


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-05-14 18:00 [#00219472]
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just trying to help the man "get-some"


 

offline revpersona from Plainfield (United States) on 2002-05-14 21:32 [#00219826]
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Yes sir, those are the 2 best topics.

Sounds like recycle had his women on a leash :]


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-14 21:54 [#00219884]
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not always... when I'm attracted, and crazy over a girl I
get all nervous, and shy and stuff... but with girls that
I'm not attracted to, I don't really get nervous, or shy or
anything...


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-14 21:56 [#00219890]
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exactly same for me, its all so ironic...i'm not really
interested in girls unless I REALLY like them


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-05-14 22:00 [#00219899]
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"...i'm not really interested in girls unless I REALLY like
them"........do you really mean this B3n?



 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-14 22:01 [#00219903]
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it's weird, I'm attracted to a girl friend of mine, and it's
a mixture of shyness, nervousness, relaxation, calmness, and
paranoia all wrapped up in one big package when I'm around
her... because we are friends, so I know her, and she knows
me, so I am relaxed a bit, but then I'm also nervous and all
that... it's really weird... :)


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-14 22:01 [#00219905]
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no, I mean...err..I am *interested* in girls but it tends to
be either very hot or very cold


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-14 22:02 [#00219907]
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EG-I'm *still* hung up on a girl from 4 years ago!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-05-14 22:04 [#00219918]
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they say the best chics to have are freinds.......you know
them well and have similar ideas thoughts...

but if for some unknown reason it doesnt work....usually the
friendship is in the shitter :0(

the "well........we can still be friends" line


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-14 22:06 [#00219922]
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friends? what are they?


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-14 22:07 [#00219924]
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yeah I know... and I know she's not interested because I
told her how I felt, and well it didn't destroy the
friendship... but, I still am attracted to her so it's a
sucky situation for me... I'm trying to unattract myself
from her... :)


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-05-14 22:09 [#00219930]
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dont unattract...just keep it suttle....
she still knows and if she ever changes her mind....

your in like slim :0)


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-14 22:09 [#00219931]
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"I'm trying to unattract myself
from her... :)"

If you liked her as much as I liked this girl, its really
very hard. She went to boarding school and I saw her about a
year ago and it was stil there as strong as ever.

just try to pick up all her bad points and hate her"#!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-14 22:11 [#00219941]
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yes, it is hard... I find I'm always thinking of her, in
non-friend situations... :)

I dunno, I need to try and forget about it a bit, because I
don't think it's going anywhere soon... maybe sometime down
the road if we stay close friends, who knows... but I can't
wait that long without pursuing other interests so to
speak... so I need to try and forget about that for now, and
put it on the back burner so to speak... :)


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-05-14 22:13 [#00219943]
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yeah put her on the burner, then she wont like you !!! its
hot on either the front or rear they tell me :0)


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-14 22:14 [#00219945]
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just treat her like cigarettes, go make cups of tea and
things and anything to make you forget =)


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-14 22:15 [#00219946]
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mmm fags


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-05-14 22:17 [#00219953]
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i think its funny you eurpean peeps call cigs fags

in america (the only country that matters) if you call
someone a fag, you are trying to degrate them by calling
them gay


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-14 22:19 [#00219957]
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hah yeah I know...that why I don't usually call them fags
with foreigners (!) around...


 

offline license from out of nowhere on 2002-05-14 22:30 [#00219989]
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I'm too damn shy around girls. I'm the same way B3n is too;
I either like 'em or I don't. but I'm not picky about who I
spend time with (read:make out with, etc), as long as
she's an interesting person and cute (as a girl I once knew
said - "ugly but fuckable" ;D), I allow myself to like her.

I stopped believing that I'm going to find some really cool
chick though. all of the really cool (and reasonably
attractive, anyway) girls are taken, and it's a lot better
to be independently happy.


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-14 22:33 [#00220007]
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oh yeah i'm not too picky if i've got a few drinks down
me...but still..


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-05-14 22:35 [#00220012]
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brownbagers & 12 pack girls eh?


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-05-14 22:38 [#00220021]
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I'm too picky, only the most perfect girl in the world is
good enough for me, all the rest are stupid wastes of time.
Wish I was more ''slutty''.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-05-14 22:39 [#00220024]
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ophecks you are a slut :0)


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-14 22:39 [#00220025]
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hmmm, they've got to be special.... getting any girl doesnt
interest me


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-05-14 22:44 [#00220035]
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I've had one crush in my entire life, only ONE girl has ever
remotely interested me! I used to think that was weird, most
guys drool after any slut that's willing, but now I think
I'm just hopelessly picky. Plus I have a long term
relationship with my right hand that's going quite well.


 

offline revpersona from Plainfield (United States) on 2002-05-14 23:41 [#00220108]
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Rosey Palms will never treat you wrong.


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2002-05-15 00:09 [#00220136]
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damn right


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-15 02:49 [#00220221]
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same here man... on a certain level I find any girl
attractive, but the really special ones, the ones that
really get along with me, and I get along with them, they're
the ones I'm REALLY REALLY attracted to... not just any girl


 

offline license from out of nowhere on 2002-05-16 03:21 [#00221755]
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I was intensely attracted to this girl, but she had a
boyfriend and was going through a "confusing time" so it
didn't work out. she's practically my best friend now,
though, so it all worked out. liking someone like I liked
her doesn't happen to me a lot, though. and it never
works out.


 

offline license from out of nowhere on 2002-05-16 03:23 [#00221757]
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hmm I said "work out" a lot in that post, and it all
contradicted. speaking of "working out" I need to go do that
tonight or I'm going to start losing credit in my fitness
class.


 

offline wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2002-05-16 03:36 [#00221769]
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yeah...ive been noticing lately that it seems almost all the
girls that are attractive to me have boyfriends...
the past two weeks of walking around town..ive noticed that
every cute girl is accompanied by some dorky guy...even ones
that ive seen before..that seemed shy...

oh, and you forgot another major funkmaster topic....boc!
he must start at least 3 boc topics a day...


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-16 04:07 [#00221802]
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yes, BoC... :)

and it's the same for me... I'm always attracted to girls
with boyfriends... it's weird...


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-05-16 04:22 [#00221819]
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Strangely enough, I'm only attracted to geeky loner girls
that NEVER have boyfriends. Am I sick? Probably. And you'd
think I'd take advantage of the fact that they need a
boyfriend, but I don't. Hopeless!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-16 04:28 [#00221836]
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if I went to see a psychiatrist they'd probably tell me I'm
attracted to the fact that I don't have to do anything...
because they have boyfriends, I just sit back and watch...
and it fits in perfectly with my shyness around girls I
like, and my fear of intimacy... and it's probably all
true...


 

offline wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2002-05-16 04:35 [#00221839]
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yeah, i am too...but the weird thing is that even the geeky
loner girls seem to have boyfriends now...which makes the
situation seem even more hopeless...


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-16 04:37 [#00221840]
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hehe, we're all pathetic you know... :)


 

offline jabizzy from St. Louis, Misery. Er, that's (United States) on 2002-05-16 04:55 [#00221850]
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Hahaha... I was reading about "fags" and I think it would be
funny to pretend not to know the meaning of fag in America
and go out and say "Hey guys, let's light up a few fags!" Oh
I would laugh anf laugh....

And about girls; y'all really shouldn't get too nervous.
We're not all that hard to impress. Open a few doors and
pull out a chair and we're practically falling for you.
(Okay maybe it's a little more complex, but that's a dang
good start!)


 

offline jabizzy from St. Louis, Misery. Er, that's (United States) on 2002-05-16 05:00 [#00221856]
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And is it my imagination or are there a lot of topics posted
around here about Mr. Funk?


 

offline wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2002-05-16 05:10 [#00221867]
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i open doors!...i even smile sometimes!...nothing works..
:\



 

offline jabizzy from St. Louis, Misery. Er, that's (United States) on 2002-05-16 05:12 [#00221869]
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gosh. you just don't know the right girls then do ya?


 


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