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on so many people. the guy at the desk. he sees me make a beeline for the below deck elevator, and if i were to be homeless and trying to duck in, yes, that would be... so do i have a room? after being homeless i enjoyed making him hullo me repeatedly because... fuck yo- i mean, hi, yes, i have a room. later i'm in need of cones, stat -- and, shit, it's 3am, closest open is probably... maybe the desk guy will -- and i have to HULLO him three times before i can tear him away from some group gaming session on his tablet. or, wait, he's sitting in the lobby this time? this is the same guy i hope? did i just bug some random... so i ask, "do you work here?" when he tears off his cans. but no, it's same guy, now that he's looking at me dead on i can see it. aaand, other question? ...no, i've already come up with the best option -- the mobil, 0.9 away. off into the night then i'm waiting for the same elevator and he's HULLO HULLOing me again and i think: gosh i gotcha pakistani ~ "HELLO SIR DO YOU HAVE-" shark ~ "Do you work here?!" pakistani ~ "YESSIR i just want to know if you have-" at this point, he's done the same; he's not sure if i'm the same guy before or not. so i clarify as the door starts to close "i was mashing up our previous two conversations," i say. "you know, how you asked me this before, and then later i asked you if you worked here, and so this time...." but the door is closing and his expression is puzzled "...you don't have a very good memory, do you?" i say as last words before door. the muffled responses computes roughly to: sorry sir what was that? "you're pretty stupid aren't you?" i say. the door closes. "that's why you work at a hotel desk" i tell the door. it's true for both of 'em |
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the actual lol is that that guy works at a hotel desk and you don't have a job |
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My genuine goal this year is to be less mean. So i won't type my witty reply that would have brought down the house, sorry guys My humor is not wasted its beloved by all. |
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knock knock who's there? chlorpromazine thanks bye |
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better joke than dan’s TBH |
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IMHO |
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Nobody is laughing in a world where Emperor Trump is in charge!!! The only legitimate response is wailing, gnashing of teeth and rending of garments. |
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the actual lol is that that guy works at a hotel desk and you don't have a job most people spend their WHOLE JOB waiting for it to be QUTTING TIME and then it's time to tell people, "BECAUSE I HAVE A JOB" with an exasperated expression, as if they're jesus on the cruifix because they're working tirelessly 9-5 before disappearing into a haze of alcohol and video games before the woman yells at them too much beer too late are you smoking weed you need to come to bed now just like mom except SHE SLEEPS WITH U AND YOU STILL DON'T GET LAID i'm facing ten or fifteen years or some shit for essentially... being weird, then not being perfectly passive and yessir as fatheads yell at me OPEN THE DOOR and no you're just going to pigpile me if i do go away. then they open door anyway and yell STOP RESISTING AS they're elbowing each other out of the way to get in the door fist and i'm cowering, backing away, like... no... dammmit... please not again |
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so i'm actually going to be very boring for a few days. and essentially just hole up with some hard drives and varchartz and i'll plan how reality should go and write down who should get what and they do deserve |
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and i actually do now increasingly feel like sex a waste of my limited time on planet earth anyways, because... everyone i've run into recently is so fucking dumb and ugly and never mind i'd rather just go to sleep instead fuck off |
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"i'm facing ten or fifteen years or some shit for essentially... being weird, then not being perfectly passive" weird kind of weird |
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i don't think you can face 10 or 15 years for backing away |
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