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offline Ubik from United States on 2002-04-21 17:13 [#00187301]
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what is a good, clean, painless way to kill yourself?

or is it better to go out in a big, messy, splatter and end
up on rotten.com? i think the train thing has been done to
death, thou it does sound fun...

there really outta be human disposal centers in every city,
where you could just painlessly disappear without any odor,
without telling anybody, just disappear...


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-04-21 17:18 [#00187306]
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HARAKIRI!!!!


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2002-04-21 17:20 [#00187310]
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If there were human disposal places they'd be feeding your
remains to homeless people, africans, or people in
Afghanistan...


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-04-21 17:24 [#00187313]
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You can't go wrong with a shotgun to the face... can you?
You'd have to be pretty tough and have a head made of
titanium alloy to survive that.


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-21 17:25 [#00187314]
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morphine for sure guys, have you tried that stuff?

its like floating


 

offline uzim on 2002-04-21 17:26 [#00187316]
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i heard somewhere that swallowing an entire nutmeg could
make you die... but it was probably bullshit...


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2002-04-21 17:27 [#00187317]
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If i where to kill myself, id shoot myself. seems like the
least pain.

But why kill yourself?
Selfish git. Thats what it is.
I came to a point in my life once, where i didnt want to
live more. you know the usual stuff "the world is so cruel
to me" and shit. but instead, i turned this emotion to the
most life enjoying philosophy ever! its like, this life is
"THE EXPERIENCE"! i want to experience all pain and joy, sex
and love, and enjoy every minute. I wont fear anything, when
i die, its a new era, but while i´m in this life, i´m
gonna make it intense.
We create our own experience in the head, so learn to make
it a good one!

Start living today.


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-21 17:29 [#00187318]
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But you don't get ANY pain with morphine, why give yourself
pain for the sake of it?


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-04-21 17:29 [#00187319]
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two painless ways to die:

-Carbon monoxide poisoning : just seal your car up and block
the exhaust, and you'll be dead in minutes...it's like dying
in your sleep

-Freeze to death: After the initial chills, you don't feel
anything, and slip into a peaceful sleep.


 

offline uzim on 2002-04-21 17:32 [#00187325]
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is freezing to death, painless?
not if the freezing is slow and progressive...


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-04-21 17:33 [#00187327]
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welll there's the cold, but once the body reaches a certain
temperature you stop feeling it.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-04-21 17:36 [#00187329]
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how would u guys kno which method is best if u never tried
it b4? it would b foolhardy to try & find out tho.


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-04-21 17:42 [#00187335]
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how about an overdose?

drugs,
medication,
sex,
..


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2002-04-21 17:43 [#00187336]
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Because we are ghosts.


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-21 17:44 [#00187337]
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morphine..


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-21 17:44 [#00187339]
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fuck you guys you aren't listening, I'm going to take a
morphine overdose to show you I'm right!


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-04-21 17:47 [#00187342]
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morphine is so......boring,
not spectacular.

HARAKIRI is spectacular!


 

offline Asche XL on 2002-04-21 17:49 [#00187343]
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either the sitting in the car with the carbon monoxide
poisioning or a shotgun to the face i think have to be the
best ways cause u just fall asleep, or you instantly die.

The worst way has to be burned to death or drowned


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-04-21 17:49 [#00187344]
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Go out with a bang. Wait for a big media rally of some kind,
maybe someone's political rally or something. Wait till he's
giving his big speech, then jump on stage and blow your
brains out. Imagine the attention...

Or not. Suicide sucks.


 

offline uzim on 2002-04-21 17:50 [#00187345]
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i think the worse way's rather to be tortured to death...


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-21 17:59 [#00187349]
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the bloody cheek! i posted exactly the same post once and it
got shut down immediately! *sulk*


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-04-21 18:11 [#00187359]
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You could always jump off of the tobin bridge into boston
harbor. It's about a 90' drop...at that height the water is
like concrete.


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-04-21 18:15 [#00187366]
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I heard somewhere that you are already dead before you hit
the ground...
heartattack or something like that..


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-04-21 18:16 [#00187370]
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True...but only if you're afraid ;-)


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2002-04-21 18:53 [#00187451]
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death by VENTOLIN for the weak pussies on this board!


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2002-04-21 18:59 [#00187464]
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DUDE, freezing to death would be a cool way to die...

i do like these suicide machines...like in the "happiness in
slavery" vid by NIN....


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-04-21 19:01 [#00187468]
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eat yourself. start with the arms and the legs.


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-04-21 19:03 [#00187469]
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Remember the suicide booth in Futurama?

Machine: "Please select quick and painless, or slow and
agonizing"

Bender: "slow and agonizing please!"


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-21 19:03 [#00187470]
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there are some fucked up websites about suicide!

one method is to break into a sausage making factory, strip
off, then sleep in the machine (or something), when they
turn the machine on, SQUISH!! ur now several hundred
sausages!

another was to masturbate loads, collecting all the semen in
a tank, then drown urself in a vat or ur own semen!....

rough!! i really shudnt post this!


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-21 19:04 [#00187474]
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*of


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2002-04-21 19:04 [#00187476]
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wow...

waht a beautifully depressed and deranged society we've
become...


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-04-21 19:05 [#00187480]
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now this thread is getting downright disturbing :·/


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2002-04-21 19:06 [#00187483]
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i remember that eposide...

my fave is the one with the "what if" machine.. where the
univers was like plaing a video game, and where bender
became human, and partied his ass off and got hella fat...


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2002-04-21 19:06 [#00187484]
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disturbing is the way to go...


 

offline program on 2002-04-21 19:06 [#00187485]
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watch WB!


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-04-21 19:07 [#00187486]
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OK the stupidest way is::

Smash your testicles with a hammer !!!
Then you would die of the pure chock!!!



 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-04-21 19:15 [#00187504]
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you would die of pain!!!


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-04-21 19:18 [#00187512]
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that's horrible dude. Nothing involving the nuts please.


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2002-04-21 19:20 [#00187516]
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i agree, that's not a cool way to die...

the sasuge thing was interesting...the vile of cum was
interesting....but man, YOU"RE JUST PLAIN SICK!


 

offline RetuoW from behind you (Netherlands, The) on 2002-04-21 20:24 [#00187629]
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The best way to die has to be, i think, guillotine!
it just chops your head of, it quick and painless...


 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-21 20:32 [#00187649]
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This form of suicide needs two people.

First, find a rhino. The person that wants to die quickly
sticks thier head up the rhino's arse. Then, the second
person tickles the rhino, until is farts, and then BOOM!, a
quick death!


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-04-21 20:33 [#00187655]
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lol.


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-04-21 20:35 [#00187659]
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hang yourself with barbwire


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-04-21 20:38 [#00187681]
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Get the Gravediggaz track 1-800-suicide, it gives you all
the answers and is also kicks major ass


 

offline RetuoW from behind you (Netherlands, The) on 2002-04-21 20:42 [#00187694]
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no offense, but why not blow yourself up with 10 kilo of
explosives on you, somewhere in an empty field.
its fast and effective..


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-04-21 20:44 [#00187701]
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I'de die a happy man if the last thing saw was a H-Bomb
going off... as my eyes dialated a wave of happiness would
sweep over me, followed by my total annialation...


 

offline corn_mouth from santiago (Chile) on 2002-04-21 21:15 [#00187810]
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get eaten by a shark. painless,
quick........interesting......hmmm


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-04-21 21:15 [#00187814]
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woah, whered ya get the vest fellow child of the corn?


 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-21 21:27 [#00187842]
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It would be cool if on your death certificate it read,
"Death by noise."


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-04-21 21:33 [#00187851]
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I think that's a painful death!

but at least you have a cool death certificate!

people will be like:
"he was even cool while he was dieing."..


 


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