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hope someone else doesn't find them! |
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Anal beads are a sex toy consisting of multiple spheres or balls attached together in series which are continuously inserted through the anus into the rectum and then removed with varying speeds depending on the effect desired (most typically at orgasm to enhance climax). Those who use anal beads enjoy the pleasurable feeling they receive as the ball passes through the narrow sphincter of the anus. (wikipedia) |
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yeah a friend gave them to me after he bought new ones |
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fo' real? |
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lol no just kidding |
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these beads he bought them from a vintage store. they are vintage wooden beads |
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its the pleasure you find while taking a shit? |
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eww |
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i'm afraid to click on that link hyperflake even though it is a youtube link but of course i'll click anyway |
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my beads are poop-free |
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I wondered what the cat kept going after, they're under my sofa. |
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bad kitty! don't chew on it! |
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They’ve been up there all along, that’s my guess. Have a good rummage through just to be sure; who knows, you might find other stuff you lost ages ago! |
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yeah that's the first place i looked. where do the beads go? in my ass so that's where i checked first but no they are not there. thanks for the help though russell! |
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[criss angel pulls the beads from his ass hole] are these your beads sir |
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hey there sir peepleton, how the devil are you? |
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hahaha i think it’s time i buy new beads you can keep them chris thank you |
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good good I missed you guy's |
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[criss angel looking like he's trying not to look offended] |
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...bye criss! *waves awkwardly and flees away* i wouldn't want to upset criss angel you never know what he can do. |
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Aw, peeps, ace to see you! Trust you to turn up again in this thread! Btw, I think I found your beads, merman. They were in my dog’s poo today. Weird. Life. |
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oh! poor dog had to shit those beads out. i think we gotta leave these beads alone man. there is something going on with these beads i’m willing to buy new beads from my local sex shop. |
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if you buy a horse size dildo they give you the anal beads for free. but the thing is now your anus is too wide for the regular beads they give you. |
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A few bowling balls tied together on a anchor chain makes a suitable set of anal beads for a humpback whale |
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i think a whale might have a wider anus than that. what if whales enjoy anal beads immensely? what if they moan so hard whole cities collapse? |
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I think they have relatively small arseholes in relation to their body mass, its why their balls are only the size of basketballs but if everything was scaled they should be the size of a smart car |
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wow i wonder how long it takes them to take a shit with a tiny asshole like that. if their dicks are as tiny as their balls it’s not so cool to be a whale i guess. now if you were the size of a basketball and had a dick the size of a whale you would be very popular among women. |
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If you had a dick the size of whale, you could be going to the shops and your dick would be around the next corner in a different postcode. |
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lol! your dick would be around the corner picking chicks |
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your dick would cause so much trouble |
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it would have to be on those roller logs they use to move those statues on easter island, otherwise you would get horrible friction burns on your bell end, also you could get oaps on zimmer frames and naughty children stuck under your foreskin, so you would need a pair of wing mirrors on your bollocks |
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if you got an erection you would demolish houses |
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yolou could use it as a pontoon bridge during periods of flooding, a giant draft excluder for the homeless and elderly, |
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the sound the friction would make would be huuuge! kushhhhh! everyone would know you and your dick are on the move. but i like the idea of using your dick for a good cause. |
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hi fleetmouse! |
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imagine a giant starfish 50 foot across but all its legs were large penises |
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then the backstreet boys all dance onto the scene and pull down their trousers at the apex of each cock leg |
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hyperflake i'm all about imagining a giant starfish with giant dicks for legs but please no backstreet boy dancing that's gayer than gay i would rather perform fellatio than that |
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ok Nsync then |
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yeah you're right. in a thread about anal beads boy bands deserve a mention of course what was i thinking nsync backstreet boys all that |
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how is signeduptolol not all over this thread i don't understand one of the most famous forerunners of gayism |
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he is such a definitive gay that gayness earned certain distinctive qualities thank to his being |
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:P |
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i expected to see him in this thread, too. i hope he's alright |
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He is too busy autobumming himself in a torus like configuration |
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Flushed down the toilet? |
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my beads floarted on water i used them in hot tubs frequently. they were too wide to flush down anyway. |
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[90s dude walks by wearing your wooden anal beads around his neck, and a kangol hat] |
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there are many imitations of my anal beads. they claim it's my "used" anal beads and sell them on ebay. don't fall for it people. |
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