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[poll] is steve albini a spider?
 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-07-31 16:34 [#02526495]
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----- poll start -------

Is Steve Albini a Spider?

0) Yes
1) No

Why: __________

----- poll clothes --


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-31 16:38 [#02526499]
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1) I'm going with self replicating bacterial mat


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-07-31 16:59 [#02526501]
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4) self-replicating bile virus


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-07-31 17:38 [#02526505]
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He was in a band called Rapeman. Weird choice for a name.

I'm going to say, but I'm only guessing, that he's not a
spider.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-31 17:53 [#02526511]
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I love Steve Albini. I was listening to Big Black's
"Atmoizer" last night. Crazy!?!?! The Rapeman album is great
- one of my all time faves. Band named after a japanese
manga character, I believe.

He's not a spider. I was going to say that however, he did
produce "Spiderland", but he didn't, he produced "Tweez". So
no, definitely not.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-07-31 19:06 [#02526513]
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...are you covering for him? perhaps you're a spider
too



 

offline RussellDust on 2017-07-31 19:19 [#02526517]
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spider man


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-07-31 21:41 [#02526530]
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let's try and look at this issue from another perspective.
let's not be RussellDust, EpicMegatrax, SignedUpToLOL,
Hyperflake for a second. if Steve Albini was in
RussellDust's house and he felt like dying, would he feel
the need to appear in front of him on the floor in his
lounge? if the answer is yes, then Steve Albini is a spider.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-08-01 01:29 [#02526569]
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best argument i've heard yet.


 

offline freqy on 2017-08-01 01:54 [#02526583]
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people dont know this but it is known fact

everyone in the world ( at least 1 hour after a shower or
bath) has at least one tiny spider on them somewhere or
another secret place.


 

offline freqy on 2017-08-01 01:55 [#02526584]
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ask a spiderologist.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-01 01:57 [#02526586]
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remember as a kid you used to have money spiders dangling
from your fringe, its like white dog poo you dont get it
anymore


 

offline freqy on 2017-08-01 02:04 [#02526590]
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it depends on your localisation

for instance

a dog pound in the middle of an English country field early
July

volunteer as a dog handler that takes the dogs out in the
field, run around a bit, roll around, and you will see you
can get these things if you really want them.



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-08-01 02:07 [#02526591]
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volunteer as a dog handler that takes the dogs out in the
field, run around a bit, roll around, and you will see you
can get these things if you really want them.


a dog handler that takes the dogs out in the field, runs
around a bit, and rolls around in poo? now that's
dedication


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-01 02:07 [#02526592]
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https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ec/Distrib
ution.linyphiidae.1.png

you dont get money spiders in svalbard


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-08-01 02:08 [#02526593]
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what's a money spider hyperflake?


 

offline freqy on 2017-08-01 02:10 [#02526595]
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hyperflake you gotta go down south......dedications what y
need.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-01 02:11 [#02526596]
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very small spiders about the size of ants, in the Uk
folklore if you find one in your hair its meant tio bring
you good fortunate/wealth


 

offline freqy on 2017-08-01 02:11 [#02526598]
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heres one

theres millions of them


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-01 02:11 [#02526599]
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if you want to be a record breaker?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-01 02:12 [#02526600]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-01 02:14 [#02526601]
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imagine having eight legs and a cock under your chin


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-01 02:19 [#02526603]
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"We know about this H. grimaldii's particular package
because, as announced last Thursday in The Science of
Nature, he died fully aroused, his tree-side tryst
interrupted by oozing resin that entombed his body in what's
now a lump of amber.

"It must have been in an amorous state to have it out like
this," says Ron Clouse of the American Museum of Natural
History, who wasn't involved with the study. "This poor
animal.""


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-01 02:20 [#02526604]
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Cretaceous wank


 


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