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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-29 16:06 [#02526241]
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this year, my place is totally over run by small house
spiders, in every nook and crevice I find another one, I
cant bring myself to banish them or kill them but its making
it hard to dust the cobwebs without dislodging them from
their reverie. Does anyone have any suggestions, because the
amount of spiders I am seeing, by next year they will spawn
exponentially


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-07-29 16:34 [#02526247]
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i have few spiders so they are manageable without killing. i
don't know what i'd do if there were many of them though.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-29 16:44 [#02526248]
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I wouldn't mind if they contributed a bit more, bunch of
freeloading cretins


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-29 16:50 [#02526249]
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it is a sign of economic wealth according to italian
tradition


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-29 17:09 [#02526253]
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ragno = guadagno

(spider = gain)


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-07-29 17:12 [#02526254]
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if one spider corresponds to a pound, you might want to live
with millions of them


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-29 17:13 [#02526255]
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I suppose it means I have a nice warm home


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-07-29 17:19 [#02526256]
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oh i see why i have a few spiders now. that makes sense.


 

offline welt on 2017-07-29 17:20 [#02526257]
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You could teach them tricks and open up a spider circus
maybe


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-29 17:28 [#02526259]
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I could round them up and put them into some sort of lego
colditz


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-07-29 17:44 [#02526260]
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Spider Circus definitely.

I chat to "mine", though I tend to only have a few big ones.
They come out to me to die. Seriously creepy and happened a
few times: the spider will suddenly appear in front of me on
the floor in my lounge, and it will stay there until it
dies. Usually only an hour or so. I've tried to make sense
of it.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-29 18:01 [#02526269]
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they always curl up like a tiny deflated inner tube,


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-07-29 18:12 [#02526275]
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they want you to see what human race has done to them. watch
them as they die.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-29 18:44 [#02526280]
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Use caulk in the cracks= seal out = non poison.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-07-29 18:59 [#02526284]
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I'd like to think they enjoy the fact that instead of
killing them, or being afraid, I enjoy philosophical
ramblings with them. I think they see me as a pretty cool
host. In my little fantasy world they come out to die to say
goodbye, and as a sign of respect.


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-07-29 19:06 [#02526287]
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yeah, i like that better.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-29 19:16 [#02526288]
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I think that's generally a good suggestion, I think they
might be coming under the front door when we took the brush
bit off because the door was swelling up in the heat


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-07-29 20:48 [#02526294]
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luke vibert doesn't have these problems.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-29 20:52 [#02526296]
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He has a problem with daddy long legs invading his shed


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-07-29 20:57 [#02526300]
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I get massive spiders hiding in my bass traps, they crawl
out and stare at me while i'm mixing

creeps


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-29 21:07 [#02526302]
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don't they have ears in their knees, they are probably
digging your music


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-07-29 21:11 [#02526306]
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probably

creeps


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-29 21:19 [#02526308]
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plotting and scheming your demise, until their untimely
death due to a limited life span, so none of their dastardly
plans can come to fruition, like blocking your nostrils up
with hoover dust


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-07-29 21:26 [#02526313]
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false widow bites can be nasty, been bitten a few times just
in the last month.. I've got arachnaphobia too so it's awful


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-07-29 21:27 [#02526314]
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gonna spray raid everywhere, and not go in this room for a
couple days


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-29 21:28 [#02526315]
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Do you live down sound, I don't think we get them up north,
well ive never seen one anyway, how did you get bitten so
close together?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-29 21:32 [#02526317]
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down south, hmm sound weird Freudian slip by me there


 

offline Haft from Tublin (Ireland) on 2017-07-29 22:40 [#02526341]
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I've had loads more spiders this year flake. Never had false
widows in Ireland at all to my knowledge and suddenly in the
past year there have been dozens in my gaf. From what I read
they've exponentiated in number in the UK too. Loads more
harvestmen/daddy longlegs as well setting up camp along the
ceilings. Weird


 

offline Haft from Tublin (Ireland) on 2017-07-29 22:43 [#02526343]
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I really like spiders so it doesn't bother me, I just fuck
them out the window. Just don't want to get bitten by a
false widow, cheeky bastids have been in my clothes and
bedsheets a few times, but luckily I've found them before
putting things on or getting into bed. Apparently they only
tend to bite when they're cornered.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-29 22:43 [#02526344]
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yes I ushered a daddylong legs out of the letterbox before,
it must be a bit like that year there was loads of ladybirds
but its spiders, just the right conditions for them to
thrive


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-29 22:48 [#02526345]
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yes we are lucky in this country, the ones that have fangs
big enough to piece skin aren't at all dangerous, ive had
some of those woodlouse spiders though those freak me out,
ugly red things with white abdomens


 

offline freqy on 2017-07-31 00:00 [#02526449]
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give in, create a gothy old pirate ship one eye willy theme
to your home ...then let spiders decorate and live with you.


change your name to chester copper pot or data or mouth or
sloth.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-31 04:24 [#02526454]
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silent running is real


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-31 04:27 [#02526456]
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its really like that if i dont dust them for a week or two,
like the bit in last crusade with all the cob webs, all i
need is a booby trap to come out of the cobwebs


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-07-31 16:32 [#02526494]
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sometimes i wonder if steve albini is secretly a spider.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-07-31 16:35 [#02526496]
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he kind of looks like harry potters dead beat dad


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-07-31 17:35 [#02526503]
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Isn't the head of the Catholic Church, above the pope, a
giant spider?


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-07-31 17:35 [#02526504]
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Too scared to take these tiny creatures outside? Just trap
them in a glass and put them out, instead of using chemical
weapons, you cunt.


 

offline freqy on 2017-08-01 00:54 [#02526551]
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booby trap?


 

offline freqy on 2017-08-01 00:55 [#02526552]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-08-01 00:55 [#02526553]
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that's cruel freqy, i wouldn't expect that from you. bad
freqy! bad!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-01 00:56 [#02526554]
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its short round


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-01 01:00 [#02526557]
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pinchers of peril


 

offline freqy on 2017-08-01 01:07 [#02526559]
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i thought it was pinchers of power

i was trying to find the bit with chunk and the stiff.

when he pushes the stiff away in teh freezer as it falls on
him, the stiff's head is always pressing against his cheek.

always scared me as a kid

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline freqy on 2017-08-01 01:10 [#02526560]
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Mouth wants wine!! L O L

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-01 01:12 [#02526561]
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ha yes its a really funny scene i love the goonies


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-01 01:14 [#02526564]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline freqy on 2017-08-01 01:22 [#02526566]
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I dont think anyone could find kids like this ever again for
another moive.

so perfect.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-01 01:24 [#02526567]
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yes fantastic casting, what a bloody brilliant film,


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-01 01:28 [#02526568]
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samwise could act


 


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