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to the machine |
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I want a tesla. |
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remember charging rechargeable batteries from argos? in a rechargeable battery charger your batteries |
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that teslaterossa cts fast in da b r ane |
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the fastest world somethingotheror superpoopercomputa bewheeled for glory, driving like a grandma, thanks to a latest over-the-air software patchery. your car spontaneously decides to pull into a sketch 'n' gulp, and shuts itself off after a bit of "appeasing update 3 of 17." sixteen quantums later, you're back on the road, driving like a grandma. your GPS estimate spikes fifteen minutes. marge is going to kill you. god damn it elon musk! you know wives don't take software updates as a valid late for dinner outta free card thing |
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the tesla speed ribbit comes with gusto. and power steering. how is power steered? starah palin is sitting across from you, at the table. staring at you palin intently. pen poised over her blank sheet of paper, ready to write down whatever comes out of your mouth: how is power steered, anyways? gosh darn it |
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i vote for freqy driving a tesla with an armani suit |
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that would be weird, i buy cheap plain clothes normally.. and ride a bike. but iĺl have a go if anyone needs me in an advert or what not. |
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what's a what not? it's something i never got |
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do you have a Raleigh chopper or tomahawk, my brother had a tomahawk then he choppa later |
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the tesla speed ribbit uses artificial neurons to detect if a muslim is attempting to get behind the wheel of your vehicle and/or facebook account. |
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