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Im not being paranoid because i know im in there shoplifter demographic, i go in unshaved and finger the chocolate hobnobs for longer than i should as im a ditherer in the biscuit isle, but has anyone ever told one of these guys to shove off, i go in there every day surely im beyond suspicion now, perhaps he is gay i have no idea |
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ask him how much it costs to get an SIA license. |
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Im not sure he is a security guard to be honest, but he does stand by the basket piles and looks officious |
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Nuh |
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yeah of course, they r so easily manipulated though, if you go in looking scruffy, unshaved they will follow you around (distracting them, potentially), BUT if you're in a suit and ACTUALLY SHOPLIFT they can actually go 'oh sorry' and take the tag off for you!! (my mate and his missus had this once) its the bored over-testeroned male thing init |
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its like, buy a hi-vis vest and a clipboard and see what you can get away with |
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yeah social engineering, just wearing a suit does sort of elevate your perceived social status i do get a feeling shoplifting is rife here though and i do tend to wear baggy jumpers, i though the fact i carry everything in the open and in a basket would clue them in but i suppose they are doing their job, |
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do you guys believe in shoplifting circles |
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to be fair, it probably does strange things to your head (having that that job). Tescos put the steaks in fucking DVD cases where i used to live, "to stop the polish from pinching them". . euch |
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everything got security tags on it, even innocuous stuff, makes me feel like im living in the last days of the USSR |
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>> yeah social engineering its fucking insane how easily & often it works though |
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yep. with u there. |
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I used to go out writing dressed smartly with a cute and nicely dressed woman, it works well. |
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Isnt Noam Chomsky's proposed Anarco-syndicalism an idea of a shoplifting based economy, everyone shoplifts until the free market economy collapses, |
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It's fun to try and imagine the end of capitalism and how it would happen, yet the more I think about it the harder it is to imagine it ending in a healthy and peaceful manner. I'd love to be able to say it will eventually all collapse but it's a wish more than a vision. If it does all end, there's a not a million ways it can happen. |
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it might just be worth it to see Alan Sugar rooting through dustbin |
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Surely it is cruising for gaybear c**k hanging out by the chocolate hobknobers. |
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Do you speak from experience? |
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u dont have to go everyday |
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hob nobs always remind me of this great fight .. |
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lingerin in the biscuit aisle |
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freqy man u avatar fucks me hed up every single time |
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I used to be a static fluffy sheep. now I am an xltwin with another member called little 'big'. my hairs flap constantly, i'm knackered. |
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the biscuit malingerer |
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^ I wish i picked that as my username now |
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