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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2014-04-27 17:39 [#02470576]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



Face it, nobody love you including you. Porn is just pixels
and so is this thread. If you can masturbate to one you can
masturbate to the other. It doesn't matter, you'll end up in
a grave where you belong either way, and your semen will end
up in the toilet or wherever where it will fail to
impregnate anyone. So try and concentrate really hard with
your brain stem and see if letters of the alphabet can
replace boobs and butts. This could potentially be very
useful because the former is plentiful, but you will never
get any real version of the latter. Have a good squirt
everyone!


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2014-04-27 17:43 [#02470577]
Points: 10789 Status: Regular



WMW why can't u find love seriously


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2014-04-27 17:51 [#02470579]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



I asked 12 girls out and none of them went out with me.
That's 0%. That would be pretty cool to sit on a girls boobs
and slap her in the face until she says "please cum on my
face sir" with a smile, then cum on her face and don't get
up until she says "thank you sir" with a smile. This type of
behavior, and goatse man and tubgirl is all called courtship
and is the magical beautiful place where babies come from.
Hitler, for example, used to be a baby. I just realized
centralization is "bad" in politics, but it is also good
because it has the power to fail so hard that it makes
everything break to pave the way for a stone age rebirth.
This post has an Academic license, meaning teachers and
students may use it for teaching or learning purposes of
human reproduction at a reduced discount.


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-04-27 18:01 [#02470580]
Points: 16053 Status: Lurker



I use my brain/imagination to have the odd wank. Porn is
ridiculously funny, i just can't take it seriously. So fuck
your pixel story.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2014-04-27 18:04 [#02470582]
Points: 10789 Status: Regular



talk to girls about the hitler baby thing maybe


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2014-04-27 18:07 [#02470583]
Points: 10789 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02470580



i like your story about how you judge porn


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2014-04-27 18:27 [#02470585]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



time was a man had to get a job and a haircut if he wanted
to see some letters. Now our young men sit around looking at
letters on obamaphones, jicking their quangs all day.

w M w is the end game in Alex Jones Russian plot to lower
the expectations of xltronic users.

dubturbo


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2014-04-27 18:47 [#02470588]
Points: 11231 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



I only masturbate to jivverdicks posts, I love the
domination and sensitivity he uses in his posts, he must
have some internet SM experience because he's a master at
writing posts to humiliate people.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2014-04-27 21:50 [#02470592]
Points: 2853 Status: Regular



I only find muslims can bring me to climax now, I think it's
the sweet spot between Sex and Death.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2014-04-27 22:00 [#02470594]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



w M w is the only one who's actually funny with these sort
of topics, and i suspect Jivver only acts insolent because
he wants to be punished -- in the butt


 

offline RussellDust on 2014-04-28 21:31 [#02470613]
Points: 16053 Status: Lurker | Followup to AMPI MAX: #02470583



You're a right fucking drama queen you are. :)


 


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