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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-09-12 00:49 [#02461494]
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general tactics:

-act like a cunt
it engages grammar school patterns where the nerds wanted to
be popular and got shat on by the "cool" kids. consequently,
when they grow up, they reason thus: "this person is
shitting on me, so he must be cool." nerds think they are
too smart to fall victim to this sort of behavior, so it
never gets questioned.

-make acid house
sample gerald donald records and use ableton live
timestretch to create something that's the same (and, thus,
acceptable to the community) yet different enough to dodge
awkward questions as to where those sampled kicks and 303
blatts came from

-complain about warp
clearly, they are responsible for everything you whine
about

-complain about popular electronic musicians
obviously they got there by faking it

-be depressed
it's the idm way of life


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2013-09-12 01:11 [#02461497]
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i said i liked u for good reasons but the reasons were just
that i thought you seemed like not too much of a twat. just
relax. you come off like an alright guy basically


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-09-12 01:18 [#02461498]
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fuck off


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2013-09-12 01:32 [#02461504]
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lol


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2013-09-12 01:32 [#02461506]
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for the record, we basically all come off like twats


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-09-12 01:33 [#02461507]
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nerds also think they are too smart to be motivated by free
food and groupthink. see: google


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2013-09-12 01:36 [#02461511]
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that doesn't make any sense to me


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-09-12 01:38 [#02461513]
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sorry, software engineer humor


 

offline Haft from Tublin (Ireland) on 2013-09-12 02:51 [#02461520]
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You always wreck it with these posts. Them and the SK-1
jams. Suppose that's the price we pay for you keeping the
site shuffling on near single-handedly at this point in
time.

Raz0r, you and melack actually come across as nice fellows,
so there's at least some non-twats around


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-09-12 02:59 [#02461521]
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the honest truth is that i'm largely oblivious and the
reaction of this place feels like an unmapped minefield.
i've given up hope of a smooth ride. at least it ain't dull.


 

offline drill rods from 6AM-8PM NO PARKING (Canada) on 2013-09-12 03:06 [#02461522]
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see: Apple!
Nerds despise groupthink and popular things, yet they swoon
over Apple products.

(nice strawman I slagged off there?)


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-09-12 03:23 [#02461523]
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LAZY_BRO


 

offline drill rods from 6AM-8PM NO PARKING (Canada) on 2013-09-12 03:29 [#02461524]
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yeah but I said my own argument was a strawman! So
it's ok bro yo


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-09-12 03:37 [#02461526]
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fuck off


 

offline drill rods from 6AM-8PM NO PARKING (Canada) on 2013-09-12 03:50 [#02461528]
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fuck on!


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-09-12 03:55 [#02461529]
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LAZY_ON


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-09-12 03:55 [#02461530]
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FLASH_LIGHT


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-09-12 03:59 [#02461531]
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aphex twin, you will never come anywhere near that.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2013-09-12 07:13 [#02461537]
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This video makes the point that acting like a cunt cuntifies
yourself. Because people are part of the environment, so if
you cuntify people then you cuntify your own environment. Or
something like that.
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-09-12 07:19 [#02461538]
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gogel+ sugggggest: dud u meen dis


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2013-09-12 07:27 [#02461540]
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That is a video made by priimates for primates. I saw the
2nd half of the life of pi, it was a good movie. Thanks for
reading.


 

offline colani from Retarded (France) on 2013-09-12 17:30 [#02461553]
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I like how his belly acquired self consciousness.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2013-09-12 22:37 [#02461571]
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None of the tactics you mention are in my repertoire, I
think you got it all wrong


 

offline dawshisher on 2013-09-13 07:26 [#02461582]
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bitch


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2013-09-13 09:12 [#02461584]
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Alex's neurons are aligning again, good show:
LAZY_TITLE
Also here is a red pill. Remember I am only offering you the
truth, nothing more:
LAZY_TITLE
Read the 7 pages of comments confirming that a major branch
of the new world order is intentionally destroying the
economy.
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.
Its all agenda 21, centralization. They own the streets, the
schools, the software patents and companies. They are
centralizing all major pillars of everything, the movie
industry, the music industry. For example go to amazon and
you can buy blind melon songs for a buck fiddy despite
shannon hoon being dead and giving no consent. They own the
money and will make it digital so no illegal transaction
(all transactions will be illegal, except from their
controlled monopolies) can escape the eye of sauron.
Caligula has long since married his horse and is now having
sex with it.


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-09-13 09:21 [#02461585]
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Imagine what crazy choonage you'd churn out if you were
getting banged by a horny horse, with
Logic/Reaper/FL/Cubase/DUBturbo in front of you. Especially
DUBturbo.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2013-09-13 10:35 [#02461589]
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If modplug tracker was in front of you, it would still sound
like cheesy tone melodies. I wonder if dub turbo or that
laser beam thing is lolier.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-09-13 19:49 [#02461594]
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Beamz as MIDI controller, plugged into DUBturbo, while
getting banged by a horny horse.

bonus: if you've seen horses in that situation, they know
there's also some biting that tends to happen. figure you
can get an extra snare rush or two out of that; maybe
monetize your beats a bit further


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2013-09-14 07:43 [#02461606]
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this thread


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-09-14 09:49 [#02461607]
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Kraus spent a lot of time reading stuff he hated, so as to be able to hate it with authority.


 

offline remraf on 2013-09-14 23:41 [#02461616]
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Mothra thing it iz


 

offline detheel on 2013-10-15 00:23 [#02462784]
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DUBturbo it iz


 


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