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offline listen2meTalk on 2013-04-24 17:42 [#02454814]
Points: 575 Status: Addict



When I first started, I was using small bottles of shampoo.
After that, I tried small apples, and then bigger ones. At
this point I'd put a year of stretching in, and bought
myself a large dildo.

My method was to dilate my ass as often as I could -- every
day, even if just for a short while. Before starting it's
important to use a large dildo; use it to both warm up and
clean your ass, so make sure you stick it up all the way.
When you find that you can take this large dildo without any
work-up or preparation, then you know that you're ready to
take it to the next step.

Then, in each session, to get your bottom prepared, put in a
big cucumber. Soon you'll arrive at a point where even the
biggest cucumbers you can buy at the grocery fit easily in
your ass. Now you're ready to get serious. Buy a small Coke
bottle, and use that in your ass. When that passes in and
out easily, move on to bottles of wine. Once you can take
wine bottles easily, you can move on to even bigger things.

If at this point you're having trouble with the 1.5L Coke
bottle (just try not to force it out because the bottle is
very hard), you can also have slower stretching fun with
candles. Try putting them in one by one and seeing how many
you can fit in -- at this time I was putting in about
fifteen at the same time. The candles are great because they
allow your anus to stretch very slowly.

Once the 1.5L Coke bottle can enter your ass, train every
day or two (use a large dildo first, then the bottle every
session). Most of the time I use Vaseline, but don't do what
I do in this case. I think that the best lubricants are the
ones you can buy for this in a sex shop.

When the 1.5L bottle is passing easily, go out and buy
plastic balls that start at a diameter a little bigger than
the bottle. Play with those, and with time, and a little
luck, you'll arrive at my level too. (Don't feel bad if
you're just beginning -- when I first started, I could
barely shove a finger in my ass).



 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2013-04-24 18:00 [#02454815]
Points: 8833 Status: Regular



rabble rabble dont hate on freqy rabble rabble...

wait, what?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-04-24 18:58 [#02454819]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



my posting in this thread totally justifies the countless
hours listen2MeTalk invests in his internet puppets.
glorious


 

offline dawshisher on 2013-04-24 19:13 [#02454822]
Points: 193 Status: Lurker



that's gangsta meng


 

offline big from lsg on 2013-04-24 19:47 [#02454833]
Points: 23624 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



there's better ways to clean yo ass


 

offline debaser on 2013-04-24 20:58 [#02454840]
Points: 214 Status: Regular



haha sounds like you've put some planning into this


 

offline listen2meTalk on 2013-04-24 21:41 [#02454841]
Points: 575 Status: Addict | Followup to debaser: #02454840



into this what? gaping anus?


 

offline debaser on 2013-04-24 22:03 [#02454842]
Points: 214 Status: Regular | Followup to listen2meTalk: #02454841



the gayping gaynus programme


 

offline listen2meTalk on 2013-04-25 14:48 [#02454888]
Points: 575 Status: Addict



Could you even imagine?


 

offline listen2meTalk on 2013-04-25 19:53 [#02454933]
Points: 575 Status: Addict



Hey freqy what do you think of ass play


 

offline listen2meTalk on 2013-04-26 15:21 [#02455017]
Points: 575 Status: Addict



FREAKY!


 

offline listen2meTalk on 2013-05-06 18:22 [#02455947]
Points: 575 Status: Addict



turbos


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-05-06 18:31 [#02455956]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



careful now. mindless bumping of 30 threads is what go your
last dupe banned.


 

offline debaser on 2013-05-06 21:20 [#02456158]
Points: 214 Status: Regular



so what does it take to get yourself banned? I didn't think
there were any rules here apart from death threats being a
no no


 

offline listen2meTalk on 2013-05-06 21:29 [#02456165]
Points: 575 Status: Addict | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02455956



Could you please list said threads? I only bumped my freqy
threads today because today is freqy day!


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-05-06 22:24 [#02456205]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



just go to google and search for site:xltronic.com dubturbo
dethpeel

and there you go.


 

offline listen2meTalk on 2013-05-06 22:28 [#02456210]
Points: 575 Status: Addict



oh, you think I'm dethpeel lol

dumbass.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-05-06 22:30 [#02456211]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



who else?


 

offline listen2meTalk on 2013-05-06 22:31 [#02456212]
Points: 575 Status: Addict



Not me. But go ahead and keep asserting it and see if it
magically comes true.

dumbass.


 


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