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a. cool as shit brahnson b. lame as a ham sandwich |
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B |
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what is a brahnson and why do you hate potatoes ham sandwiches? |
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HAM SANDWICHES |
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ham sandwiches rule |
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i know. it's pretty rich coming from an englishman too, given the horrors they've inflicted on the noble sandwich: |
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I was surprised and happy to learn of Alan Moore's reaction. Also a few digs at Frank Miller for good measure |
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It's as cool as shit ham sandwich isn't it? |
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c. ganjify wall st. Just put ganj everywhere. Tons of ganj. Spread the ganj and love. Then people chill out and start freestylin' over riddimz. "Don' 'aaave teime to screw world owvarrr, cuz diggin' diz eeear riddim tra'ck." |
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d. Confused like a platypus with a top hat and firecrackers |
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e. base of natural logarithm |
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...logariddimz? |
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F. Pleasantly naive, but in the end spineless |
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i have been ganjifying wall st my entire post-college existence |
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I particularly enjoyed, "Communiqué from the 99%" on . A few observations: - She claims to be "so good at calculus". Yet lacks the basic awareness of compound interest that any reasonably intelligent 12 year old would have. So much so, that she has managed to get herself into a position where she has to pay $700 interest every month to stay in the same place. A cheaper, quicker and more sensible model to apply is: Work long hours at a job, whilst living very frugally and save up. Then spend the savings on a year's tuition, whilst you continue to work part-time. Rinse and repeat. - Her written communication skills are not the finest I have seem. Perhaps she is a solitary genius who will, working in isolation, develop a functional example of cold fusion and does not need other people to understand her work. More likely, she will need to work as part of a broader team and learn how to communicate clearly with other in technical reports. - She feels upset that people treat her as stupid when she messes up their order in the bar she works in. Presumably she feels that because she is good at 3D design, this somehow negates the ball ache of not getting the food you ordered. I feel particularly well-positioned to comment on this as I too worked in a bar (and restaurant) whilst I was working (free of charge, to gain experience) on design work for an engineering project on an international stadium. I can categorically state from experience that whenever I spilt wine or gravy on someone, they were never any less riled because I was good at Autocad and was nominated for an award for "Innovation in Engineering" for my work. YOUR PROFESSIONAL ASPIRATIONS AS AN ENGINEER ARE UTTERLY IRRELEVANT TO THE PEOPLE YOU SERVE IN THE JOB YOU ARE DOING NOW. |
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Iii dunno, man. It sometimes works out. Sometimes one job can fix another. Like I was recently working on a corporate branding project (new logo, website, color schemes, all that shit), and they really weren't feeling it. I knew it was right for them in the long-term, but they were like, "...Not really agreeing with this direction. Do you know what we'd like to see?" I was like, "No-- but I do know that I killed 3 men in an underground Chinatown street fight last night, with my bare hands. I made $3,000, which is 1/4 of what you're going to pay me for this project, and you will accept everything as is. Because the designs are fabulous, just like my leaping sidekick that imploded Terry 'Steamroller' Thomson's ribcage. I have the hi-res files on CD right here." As I held up the CD, I made sure they saw my white knuckle cartilage sticking out of my torn skin from smashing-in heads, the two missing fingernails on my left hand, and the bite-marks on my palm. "Yes, yes- we agree. Nice work, nice work... Very clean design, and we love the eco concept. WEEEEELL- our work here is done. Sandy will get your check..." "CASH." "Yes... of course." |
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