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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-02-13 21:16 [#02449457]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



Q: How does Monoid tune his guitar?
A: Drop DXM Tuning

Q: What's Haft's favorite method when rubbing one
out?
A: The Bionic Hand (a derivative of "The Stranger")

Q: Where is PhobioZero?
A: NOT HERE


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-02-13 21:31 [#02449458]
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Q: How many electroacoustic musicians does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to rig the piano on ropes, one to play
the piano, and a third to stand on top of the piano as it
spins, holding the bulb to the socket.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-02-13 21:34 [#02449459]
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"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"listen2meTalk"

"Sorry, we don't want any" *closes thread*


 

offline Spookyluke from United States on 2013-02-13 23:12 [#02449461]
Points: 1955 Status: Lurker



Q: What kind of rods are stupid assholes?
A: drill rods

Q: Who can piss off?
A: Most of us

Q: Who's the worst?
A: Colani or whatever that jerk's name is.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2013-02-13 23:30 [#02449462]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



One time, there was this guy who asked this other guy to
fart on his wife for a dollar. So the other guy turned away
from his wife, bent over and farted. "no no, you have to
fart directly on her" said the first guy. So then he walked
right over and put his butt directly on her and farted. "no
no, you have to fart directly on her face". So then the guy
bent over and held his wife's head in his hands and farted
on her face. "no no, you have to do it bare ass". The 2nd
guy sighed, threw the other guy's wife to the ground, pulled
his pants off and sat directly on her face then let loose a
solid minute long raunchy dark chocolate motor rev leaving a
huge skid mark on her face. "sir can I have my dollar now"
he said, and was handed a dollar as promised. He used the
dollar to wipe his ass.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2013-02-14 00:43 [#02449466]
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i think you took a bit too much delight in crafting that
one, w M w.


 

offline drill rods from 6AM-8PM NO PARKING (Canada) on 2013-02-14 01:58 [#02449468]
Points: 1171 Status: Regular | Followup to Spookyluke: #02449461



omg that's racist


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-02-14 02:50 [#02449478]
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Q: When was xlt founded and for what purpose?

A: Penis.


 

offline Chodi from 1337V1773 on 2013-02-14 07:29 [#02449498]
Points: 999 Status: Addict | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02449459



i walked my dog with my balls outside of my pants.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2013-02-14 17:03 [#02449532]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



One time there was this guy; his name was Peepee Pete. Well
Peepee Pete met this other guy whose name was Ham Sandwich.
Pete said "hey, have you ever gone freeballin?"
Sandwich said "Hold on let me look that up in urban
dictionary on my macfag proprietary user subjugating
making-prison-trendy intelliphone... oh you mean walking
around with no underwear on?"
Pete: "No, I mean cutting your scrotum skin off and just
walking around with your ball innards hanging out... you
know, "freeballin"". Then he lifted his robe and showed
Sandwich his disguisting ball innards.
Sandwich fainted. Pleased, Peepee Pete covered his robe back
up and walked around to find more people to talk to.


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2013-02-14 17:25 [#02449536]
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wMw is really thriving in this environment.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2013-02-14 18:17 [#02449537]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker



I dare not deny his post as a beacon of excellence.


 

offline listen2meTalk on 2013-02-14 21:17 [#02449550]
Points: 575 Status: Addict



Hey I got one!

What's the difference between two dicks and a joke?

EpicMegaTrax can't take a joke!


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2013-02-15 04:45 [#02449581]
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This was a documentary.


 

offline listen2meTalk on 2013-02-15 15:25 [#02449607]
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Hey steinvord, you really should shave that bush this is
2013 Miss


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2013-02-16 12:09 [#02449757]
Points: 2281 Status: Lurker



freeballin ftw


 


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