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offline yobrah on 2012-07-18 10:29 [#02437685]
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Wheat can cause constipation!. And it does constipate
millions of us every day. Wheat contains opioids (like those
found in opium) that actually cause paralysis of your gut.

They cause constipation by stopping the muscular
contractions that move things along. Add to that our bodies
allergic reaction to grains, and you have a recipe for...
well... irregularity, obesity, diabetes.

Do you know anyone with those problems? Don’t lie to me
now, you know you do, they're the very diseases the western
world struggles with. Caused mostly by our love affair with
wheat. wheat This gives us quite a list of foods that cause
constipation in the wheat category:
Most Breads
Almost all Pastas
Pizzas or other things with crust.
Cookies, cakes, doughnuts, crackers.

Am I saying eliminate these things from your diet. Well,
ideally yes. But this is smart healthy eating. Following the
healthy eating guidelines will improve things substantially.
The goal is to have a diet you can live with.

If you have irregularity, the typical course of action is to
buy synthetic laxatives by the 5 gallon pail, and just keep
eating junk. Somebody has to keep the drug industry going
(perhaps I’ll buy some stocks!).

Or you could cut down on the foods that cause constipation.
So during those *slow* times, it's best to avoid wheat
entirely.


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-07-18 12:28 [#02437688]
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I very rarely get constipated, yobrah. I got that from the
lucky side of my family, as on the other side none of them
can handle those anus expanding plops.

I do have some problems with gluten.


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-07-18 12:30 [#02437689]
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Great thread. This is what differentiates the big boys from
the rest.

xlt4life


 

offline yobrah on 2012-07-18 15:12 [#02437693]
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Ouch, sorry brah. Problems with gluten=beers make you shit
your pants?


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2012-07-18 15:39 [#02437694]
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now i am in the know about wheat, can you tell me about
oats?


 

offline colani from Retarded (France) on 2012-07-18 16:03 [#02437695]
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Speaking of your anus makes you a big boy

bravo. on n'ose même pas s'en battre les couilles.


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2012-07-19 10:28 [#02437730]
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Just do like 1000 crunches a day.


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2012-07-19 17:08 [#02437740]
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Best to put agar agar in a hot drink each day, this can help
block fat and make you feel full, also it cleans out your
system so you poo better


 

offline Chin Bwoy Phat from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-07-19 21:38 [#02437743]
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i really like pasta


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2012-07-19 21:55 [#02437744]
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Most of us do Daniel.


 

offline Chin Bwoy Phat from London (United Kingdom) on 2012-07-19 22:00 [#02437745]
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yes CLIVE.


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-07-20 20:37 [#02437756]
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Merci, ou est la plume de ma tante? Dans let toilettes
naturellement! Merci.


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-07-20 20:45 [#02437758]
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My dad once called me "tete de coquette". His french is
rubbish but he gave it a go, bless him.


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2012-07-20 20:48 [#02437759]
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Does that mean "sexy love babe"?


 

offline illfates from space (United States) on 2012-07-20 21:01 [#02437761]
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it means 'little bucket of laxatives'


 

offline envmod from Northern Mariana Islands on 2012-07-22 14:35 [#02437832]
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aaaaw


 

offline RussellDust on 2012-07-23 20:16 [#02437913]
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It means dickhead.


 

offline YosepH on 2012-07-23 20:55 [#02437923]
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:(


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2012-07-23 23:55 [#02437928]
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in german it would be scheissechen or some shit like that


 


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