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Hi, after like 400 years of making shitty music I figured out something exists called a 'softsynth' or some shit. I figure this could be useful to like make sounds instead of using SHIT modplug SHIT sounds. So I download this shit called polyiblit, its like a 'VST plugin' or some shit so you know right away it won't work but try anyway. I put it in some gay ass folder and manage to get the motherfucker on the screen with all these god damned knobs AND SHIT. BUT ITS SHIT AND IT DOESN'T DO SHIT I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK FUCK THIS. Like how do you do it know what I'm sayin'? Its like, does it have a 'play' button, NOOOoooOOOO... I mean the programmer was such an asshole that he programmed all these buttons and knobs and shit but forgot to create any way to actually play and hear sounds 'n' shit ITS JUST GAY AND SO ARE YOU. Plus he was a big enough asshole to make it a 'vst plugin' instead of a standalone program. So I mean, now it has to be some sort of parasite 'vst' sexually tranmitting itself inside modplug tracker. Two shitty pieces of software guaranteed to never work together, know what I'm sayin dawg? Ok, this has been funky w M w's super music tips. Stay cool and be sure to tune in next time for FUCK, dawg. FUCK IN THE FARTPOOP. |
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farting out my butt plug laughing. |
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HEY BRO YOU KNOW HOW A RACKMOUNT SYNTH OR TONE GENERATOR DOESNT DO ANYTHING UNLESS U HOOK A SEQUENCER OR MIDI KEYBOARD UP TO IT WELL THIS IS LIKE THAT ALL UP IN DA DAW CREATIN ALL Y'ALLZ MIDI TRACKS DROP AN INSTRMINT ON THE TRACK NOW I ADD A MIDI EVENT NOW I CLICK AND BRING IT UP ITS AT THE BOTTOM OF the SCREEN ADD SOME NOTES INTO THE GRID PRESS PLAY AND LISTEN BACK THE SEQUENCER CONTROLS THE SYNTH EVEN THO ITS IN THE DAW ITS STILL MORE LIKE 2 DEVICES DAW IS LIKE the MASTER SEQUENCER VSTS LIKE MIDI CONNECTED SYNTH DOES this HELPING YOU IN ANY WAY |
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You post something like this bi-annually and I usually give you roughly the same advice: Step 1: Obtain a proper sequencer through whatever means you are comfortable with (I recommend ableton live because it's easy to use, and easy to fix mistakes). Not a demo version, w M w, this part is crucial, and has burned you before. Demo versions often don't like "producing sound," which seems to have been your main problem the last 8 or so years. Step 2: Watch some youtube videos on how to work vst plugins in ableton live (you will learn in minutes, I promise). It involves arming the specific track (layer) that you have equipped with the VST, and then writing a sequence for it, or playing the sounds by hand on a MIDI keyboard or even computer keyboard. I took a of that simple I made the other day, to help inspire confidence. |
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aaahahaha that's what I'm like with fancy music software. fuck all this shit. If it's not immediately obvious how it works then it can bugger off. I just record everything on hardware or in Audacity, save it all as WAVs, then bung it all in a sequencer I got off a magazine CD. Works a treat! (although my music is shit lol) |
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I brought back from the edge of the solar system for you |
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I deleted polyiblit. I would try programming my own music software in C, since python is a walled garden preventing people from making exe files, but programming will be illegal soon. Plus I have to spend all my time chasing whatever few nearly worthless dollars are left since the elites have intentionally destroyed the economy. Not having a girlfriend for 30 years is a sick enough problem, but it turns out that was just an unobtainable luxury, like flying to a caged bird. Whether or not I'll even be able to survive in the near future is the thing to focus on, not a girlfriend. All culture and genetics are poisoned anyway, owned by google and monsanto. Their algorithms know when you talk bad about them. Sure there's no action now, but you're put on a list when you do that. |
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have you tried the moog synthesizer on the google homepage? even a python programmer could use it. not sure what monsanto has on tap when it comes to subtractive synthesis. |
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here's what i'm gonna do: throw first three posts of this thread into google translate, press "play" and record them in my sound editor. then sample them in my next track. and call the track "yo dawg i heard you like talking about making tracks so i made a track about you making tracks so you can track while you track" or something like that. dumb track title i know. see you on the other side of midnight. |
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i think you should just shorten the track title to a picture of xzibit. |
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flstudio cooledit pas spectrum analyzer atari st + sequencer+1 software (v. simple bare bones sequencer) midi-cv real synths cables mixer pc/lappy |
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good idea wanna hear the result v1.1 ? |
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i want to make poetry a man gived me a puntsil what is a puntsil he said use the pointy end to write poetry how do you make it pointy end what is write i want to maked a poetry puntsil is bad |
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