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offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-04-12 17:03 [#00169991]
Points: 3377 Status: Regular



do it. i want no lightsaber. i'll destroy you all with my
mind.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-04-12 17:05 [#00169993]
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Ha, good luck. I don't feel ''destroyed''... I don't believe
in that telekinetic mumbo jumbo. Much less a telekinetic
LOBSTER. You're delusional, man.


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-04-12 17:06 [#00169994]
Points: 4736 Status: Lurker



what jedi chris doesn't realize is that he may be giving
lightsabers to darkside people!!! this is alarming. all
those new darth vaders....


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-04-12 17:20 [#00170006]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker



mmmm! nothin like toasty lobster!! :p°


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-04-12 17:23 [#00170009]
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Mmmmm! Nothing like a tasty little monkey.

The lobster is mine.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-04-12 17:30 [#00170016]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker



u can eat me, but i claimed the lobster first!!!!

::draws sabre::


 

offline uzim on 2002-04-12 17:31 [#00170017]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



mmm! nothing like a tasty little light saber.

*licks ophecks' raspberry-flavoured light saber*


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-04-12 17:31 [#00170019]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker



wouldn't that hurt your tongue?


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-12 17:33 [#00170021]
Points: 8472 Status: Regular



not with a strong tongue!


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-04-12 17:35 [#00170025]
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Well, actually, this is a CHERRY flavoured light saber. I
have a both a strawberry AND raspberry models sitting in my
Jedi closet. I only dig the red ones.


 

offline uzim on 2002-04-12 17:37 [#00170026]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



*licks again*

oops... yeah, you're right. i had been confused because of
the color.

which flavour is yours, pachi? :)


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-04-12 17:38 [#00170029]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker



if i could cool it down a bit, i would say grape


 

offline uzim on 2002-04-12 17:43 [#00170033]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



oh... i thought it was blueberry.


 

offline aneurySm from Ypsilanti (United States) on 2002-04-12 17:45 [#00170035]
Points: 1699 Status: Lurker



you are totally out of hand
i mean it yer all very very out of hand
so out of hand that i kant believe you have litesaberz in
yer hands
out of hand


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-12 17:49 [#00170045]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker



Out of hand eh? You'd better not upset us - you just won't
even be able to comprehend how 'outta' hand things could
get!


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-04-12 17:50 [#00170048]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker



damn right!

muhahahaha...


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-12 17:50 [#00170050]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to Netlon Sentinel: #00169994



Jedi Chris does realise what he is doing! Jedi Chris is a
Dark Jedi himself.....well depending on which way his mood
swings - or his lightsaber!!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-04-12 17:52 [#00170057]
Points: 2389 Status: Regular



bum hole willys i say! my works been doing wierdness to
their computers so i wasnt here for the apparent light sabre
madness!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-12 17:53 [#00170060]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker



Madness you say? Choose your words carefully my friend, we
are all armed!!


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-04-12 17:55 [#00170061]
Points: 4266 Status: Lurker



im the almighty emperor and i can destroy you all without a
saber.


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2002-04-12 18:00 [#00170074]
Points: 3436 Status: Lurker



I can destroy people without anything, Not even my brain...


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-04-12 18:01 [#00170076]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



you have that badass bouncy ball...


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-12 18:11 [#00170091]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to Duble0Syx: #00170074



Foolish child - with your foolish ball! You just wait till
Jedi Apprentice Funkmaster gets his lightsaber - he'll show
you who can destroy who!

;)


 

offline uzim on 2002-04-12 18:13 [#00170094]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



i can destroy all of you simply by clicking on the "close
window" button of my window.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-12 18:15 [#00170096]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to uzim: #00170094



It's not wise to make threats around here! You are
outnumbered!

;)


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-04-12 18:23 [#00170108]
Points: 39976 Status: Regular



hevquip--------as much as i like you......you will be
DESTROYED MY FRIEND.....

ILL BE THE FIRST TO PUT MY SABER RIGHT THRU YOU.........MAY
YOUR SPIRIT RETURN IN PEACE :0)

still likes hevquip a lot


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-04-12 18:23 [#00170109]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to Duble0Syx: #00170074



*chop* Well, there goes your head!!!!! Lets see you use your
badass bouncy ball now!!!
BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-04-12 18:24 [#00170111]
Points: 39976 Status: Regular



hahahah even the monkey has a light saber.........hahaha

good one PACHI.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-12 18:25 [#00170114]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to recycle: #00170111



Pachi is my next in command - you will pay him the respect
he is due!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-12 18:27 [#00170118]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to The_Funkmaster: #00170109



Nice work! Keep up the good work - you'll soon move up
through the ranks.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-04-12 18:28 [#00170119]
Points: 39976 Status: Regular



no disrespect my master.....admiring the monkey.......

may i please be third in command under your powers?


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-12 18:30 [#00170124]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to recycle: #00170119



No....as The Aphex Twin self-proclaimed Jedi Master, I will
announce the 'corporate structure' sometime over the
weekend.....


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-04-12 18:31 [#00170127]
Points: 39976 Status: Regular



yes i understand my master :0)


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2002-04-12 18:39 [#00170142]
Points: 4630 Status: Lurker



nice sabre funkmasta
*proud of his*
but what's that thing in the other hand?



 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-04-12 18:42 [#00170150]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to Cheffe1979: #00170142



I think it's my finger... :)


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2002-04-12 18:44 [#00170154]
Points: 4630 Status: Lurker



pretty nice finger.

maybe a second sabre should come out of it?


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-12 19:22 [#00170210]
Points: 10836 Status: Lurker



Surely I have to be second in command...

I mean, look at my pic! I'm hard as fuck! And I have the
best one liners in any movie going!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-04-12 19:25 [#00170213]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



I think I'm cutting off my penis in my pic! :)


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-12 19:25 [#00170215]
Points: 10836 Status: Lurker | Followup to The_Funkmaster: #00170213



I bet the Baron feels like doing that...


 

offline Mr_Flappypants from Louisville (United States) on 2002-04-12 20:06 [#00170262]
Points: 2796 Status: Addict



hey jedi chris did u get my email?


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-12 20:07 [#00170264]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to Jarworski: #00170210



Apply for the next best thing then ;) With your character
being 'hard as fuck' I think you need a position that deals
with dealing out swift justice the Jarworski way! How's
about something in the 'discipline' side of the business..?


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-12 20:08 [#00170267]
Points: 10836 Status: Lurker | Followup to Jedi Chris: #00170264



I'm not into S & M...

*looks worried*


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-12 20:14 [#00170274]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to Jarworski: #00170267



Get your mind out of the gutter! ;)
Something in enforcement ?


 

offline Mr_Flappypants from Louisville (United States) on 2002-04-12 20:16 [#00170275]
Points: 2796 Status: Addict



jedi!
did you get my email??????


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-12 20:19 [#00170278]
Points: 10836 Status: Lurker | Followup to Jedi Chris: #00170274



As long as I get to drink on the job, I'm cool!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-12 20:24 [#00170284]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to Jarworski: #00170278



Whatever gets the job done properly? ;)


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-12 20:24 [#00170286]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to Mr_Flappypants: #00170275



Just sent you your pic Flappypants....enjoy!


 

offline Mr_Flappypants from Louisville (United States) on 2002-04-12 20:25 [#00170288]
Points: 2796 Status: Addict



......jedi chris is ignoring me! ahhh


 

offline Mr_Flappypants from Louisville (United States) on 2002-04-12 20:25 [#00170290]
Points: 2796 Status: Addict



oops...sorry
didnt see ur post =o


 

offline Mr_Flappypants from Louisville (United States) on 2002-04-12 20:28 [#00170295]
Points: 2796 Status: Addict



Ahahaha!
Look at me doggy!
Thanks jedi dood.
this kicks ass


 


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