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NEWS FLASH: LIGHTSABER SHORTAGE!
 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-12 14:49 [#00169810]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker



As of 4.00pm (GMT UK time)....the production of all 'Jedi
Chris' branded lightsabers will come to an end.

Due to popular demand we have exhausted our supply of
materials. All existing orders will be honoured.

Enjoy your weekends, my Jedi apprentices, and remember, no
maming each other in my absense!


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2002-04-12 14:57 [#00169822]
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Thanks again, Have a good one also...


 

offline Xanatos from New York City (United States) on 2002-04-12 15:03 [#00169830]
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It was good while it lasted..


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2002-04-12 15:05 [#00169834]
Points: 3727 Status: Regular



yeah, thanx....

but i can't promise that i won't mame anyone...I'm a shaolin
monk...but who says that i can't be corupt?


 

offline dave from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-04-12 15:08 [#00169836]
Points: 1135 Status: Regular



yeah thanks , time to kick some ass!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-12 15:13 [#00169840]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to Xanatos: #00169830



No...no...your are mistaken Xanatos...it's not over, you
must consider yourselves the chosen few! Production has
finished for the time being, my agents will try to locate an
alternative supplier. So people can place orders and be put
on a waiting list!

Remember people May 16th is Star Wars day!!! Use your
lightsabers with pride!


 

offline Narkotic from United States on 2002-04-12 15:35 [#00169881]
Points: 667 Status: Regular



how does it feel to be a sheep, everyone?


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-04-12 15:36 [#00169884]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



bah!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-12 15:57 [#00169915]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to Narkotic: #00169881



You'd know, being dressed like a farmer!

;)


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-12 16:06 [#00169933]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker



That's it folks....the doors to my secret lightsaber
manufacturing complex are shut. Either post a message here,
or send me an email to place future orders...

Nice doing business with you all!


 

offline teapot from Paddington (Australia) on 2002-04-12 16:21 [#00169954]
Points: 5739 Status: Regular



aw damn i missed out :(


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-12 16:31 [#00169967]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to teapot: #00169954



Teapot - I have one left, a spare one at home...I can send
it to you afterwards in about 2 hours if you like?


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-12 16:31 [#00169969]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker



I'll be back later on guys....see yah!


 

offline Zen Storm from St. Charles (United States) on 2002-04-12 16:47 [#00169977]
Points: 1044 Status: Lurker



always starting something aren't you, Narkotic


 

offline val from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-12 16:48 [#00169979]
Points: 87 Status: Lurker



teapot, do what i did and make your own out of an old torch,
bits of a car, and some rare gynarian crystals from
alderaan.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-04-12 17:37 [#00170028]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker



hey teapot that pic where you're grasping the mouse would
look great with a light sabre! imo


 

offline teapot from Paddington (Australia) on 2002-04-12 17:41 [#00170031]
Points: 5739 Status: Regular



hmmm i think you are most correct pachi... wheres jedi chris
now hehe


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-12 17:45 [#00170036]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker



I am here!


 

offline nacmat on 2002-04-12 17:45 [#00170038]
Points: 31271 Status: Lurker



I love teapot´s pic....
I love teapot....

*nacmat runs frightened having discovered his homosexuality*


 

offline teapot from Paddington (Australia) on 2002-04-12 17:47 [#00170042]
Points: 5739 Status: Regular



oh wow i never knew nacmat... but you know... i love you too
man


 

offline nacmat on 2002-04-12 17:51 [#00170051]
Points: 31271 Status: Lurker | Followup to teapot: #00170042



its just that your jarvis cocker-ish pics drive me crazy


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-12 17:51 [#00170055]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to teapot: #00170042



What's your favourite colour Teapot?


 

offline teapot from Paddington (Australia) on 2002-04-12 17:53 [#00170059]
Points: 5739 Status: Regular



orange is my favorite colour :)

nacmat! jarvis cocker? wow i really hate that guy


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-04-12 17:56 [#00170063]
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I want a light sabre :(


 

offline teapot from Paddington (Australia) on 2002-04-12 17:58 [#00170066]
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i love you fuckmaster :)


 

offline nacmat on 2002-04-12 17:58 [#00170067]
Points: 31271 Status: Lurker | Followup to teapot: #00170059



no you dont.... do you?


 

offline teapot from Paddington (Australia) on 2002-04-12 17:59 [#00170070]
Points: 5739 Status: Regular



well.. i dunno i sorta do... i dont mind pulps music but i
think jarvis cocker is a bit of a twat personally... :/


 

offline uzim on 2002-04-12 18:00 [#00170071]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



http://lightechindustries.com/sabers.html


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-04-12 18:00 [#00170075]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



hehe, I love you too teapot... I LOVE EVERYONE!!!!!! :)


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-12 18:02 [#00170078]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to teapot: #00170059



Heading your way Teapot!
Check your post!


 

offline aneurySm from Ypsilanti (United States) on 2002-04-12 18:02 [#00170079]
Points: 1699 Status: Lurker



beware
shel the drunk jedi


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-04-12 18:03 [#00170081]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker



silverstein a jedi?!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-12 18:06 [#00170085]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to The_Funkmaster: #00170075



Yours is next.....

Oh by the way - the production plant is open for a short
while everyone else...managed to get some more materials
in....

Book now to avoid disapointment!


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-04-12 18:19 [#00170099]
Points: 39976 Status: Regular



"how does it feel to be a sheep,
everyone?".................im a frog.........this lightsaber
is the koolest thing ever....way better than stupid pink
caps............thanks again JEDI CHRIS..


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-12 18:24 [#00170113]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to recycle: #00170099



What do you mean sheep? I hope you weren't being
disrespectful! Everyone just realising a good thing when
they see it - and I'm just here to help them make a smooth
transition!


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-04-12 18:26 [#00170116]
Points: 39976 Status: Regular



yes it was a smooth transition my master.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-12 18:28 [#00170121]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to recycle: #00170116



Good, then let there be no more of this foolish talk! You
have a responsibility now that you are a padawan Jedi
apprentice...


 


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