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offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2009-03-09 17:43 [#02278422]
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target=blank>LAZY_RAPE/a>


 

offline Olrox from Dracula's castle on 2009-03-09 17:53 [#02278424]
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Lol the sound it makes sounds like a sound effect from super
mario.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-09 18:36 [#02278428]
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Poor little buddy. I can relate.


 

offline b6662966 from ? on 2009-03-09 18:58 [#02278431]
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Get that turtle a FLESHLIGHT!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2009-03-09 19:28 [#02278438]
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still a virgin in my book


 

offline melack from barcielwave on 2009-03-10 05:30 [#02278460]
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poor little animal...

sometimes i imagine myself being a pet on some alien
society,
and i would surely be mad for fucking whatever i think its a
human female,
on the streets, like a dog,
or at the aliens home with that strange woman looking thing
they have on the hall but i cannot found the hole its
fucking desperating


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-03-10 06:18 [#02278474]
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lol


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-10 06:31 [#02278475]
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Yeah, its pretty easy for me to interpret it completely
humorlessly and fucked up instead. Alien humans completely
removed him from his natural environment into which he
evolved, then laugh at him while his less sophisticated
brain does its best but understandably misfires natural
behavior on a shoe, while filming and sharing the humility
with the entire world of humans on youtube.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-03-10 06:32 [#02278476]
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:(

imagine if the raper was the shoe


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2009-03-10 10:28 [#02278509]
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that would have been a better first post from you


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-03-10 10:35 [#02278512]
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was about to post this when you logged out


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2009-03-10 10:49 [#02278513]
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the shoe was asking for it


 

offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-10 10:55 [#02278515]
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i make the same face when i'm spitting on the lettuce.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2009-03-10 14:37 [#02278561]
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I can't look at a turtle without imagining someone peeling
its shell off like those guys in Cannibal Holocaust and all
the slime and blood underneath it ewwww



 

offline jules from United States on 2009-03-10 15:52 [#02278573]
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im going to start a new band so i can name it Turtle Rape
Shoe.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-10 19:18 [#02278615]
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I mean god damn, we apes are lucky to have hands that can
shape themselves into all sorts of things. Maybe a turtle
has no way of getting it out without a female which would
make you completely fucking insane, even though having your
desert habitit or wherever he naturally evolved replaced by
a land full of giant shoes and aliens where they probably
feed you things you didn't evolve to eat and you have to put
up with whatever retarded monkey fixation they have on you
as their 'pet' would make you insane as well. All ecosystems
are broken like this, all because of humans. All creatures
were playing fair for the most part, then humans came along,
raped everyone, bottled up their souls in big macs and
littered the wrappers in their freeway plastered habitat.
Wolves don't have the cognitive power to compete politically
with humans. They don't really even know whats going on, at
least the few who weren't wussified into domesticated dogs
by humans. Change their very dna through artificial
selection to be more human compatible. I bet the poodle is
so fucking pissed off. Since these creatures have no ability
to do it, a human should 'speak' on their behalf, not in
words so much as thunderous rage as if they had the one
ring. Its time to save earth by getting rid of humans. No
who is with me? The cult meets in the woods next thursday.
Members may not wear clothes.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2009-03-10 19:46 [#02278616]
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but
but
humans evolved just like anything else
and they do what they do because that's how things are
i understand how you feel, but i don't think there's
actually anything to destroy or to save
we're just complex rocks flying forever into space after the
big bang threw us out


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2009-03-10 19:48 [#02278617]
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the video made me sad too btw


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-03-11 10:23 [#02278721]
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im with you only if the clothes part is restricted to cute
females


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-11 13:27 [#02278752]
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hahaha!

Don't get me started on what one has to do to lose one's
virginity... my housemates and I had a a big argument about
it. Does somone have to have sexual penetration to lose
their virginity? If so, can gay people really lose their
virginity? And so on...


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-03-11 13:28 [#02278753]
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Anal sex is a grey area, too.


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2009-03-11 14:14 [#02278774]
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grey, what did you eat?


 


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