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offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-01-20 08:18 [#02266403]
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So, i just sat back down again after the passed event:

I'm at my dad's house again for the day being. My mum warned
me before i left to go to the bathroom over there, since my
dad's toilet bowl broke due to the heavy cold winter we've
experienced two weeks ago... I didn't had to go, so i went
in the car and drove up here.

Now, guess who had to take the biggest crap all of the
sudden...

I went to check out how bad it was by flushing the toilet,
and next thing i know the bathroom has a small layer of
water on the floor, water gushing out and everything. So i
was like SHIT! and went to grab some window wipers that suck
up the water pretty well. So i'm standing there, with
Mandela knocking on the door, with my wipers going "ok, what
the fuck am i going to do now"

Luckily i found some garbage bags! And more window wipes.
And i was about the explode up in that bitch, so i stepped
out of my trousers into the showercabine with a garbage bag
on my ass and took the crap while avoiding to look myself
right into the eyes in the mirror on the outide on the wall,
wiped with the window wipers and threw it in there. Wrapped
the bag in a couple of more garbagebags, and threw it out
into the garden :)

And then pissed into the sink

No pictures sorry, but the good news is that i left no
traces at all! Which, yes, i am proud of. So proud that i
had to post it here right when i sat down.

Cheers guys!
*raises mug of coffee*


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-20 08:24 [#02266407]
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mandela knocking on the door.

what do you call two pakis in a sleeping bag?
a twix



 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-20 08:42 [#02266414]
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i went through a thing where i really liked pissing in other
folx sinks. dirtybirdy


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-01-20 09:07 [#02266420]
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Thanks for that love!


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-01-20 09:29 [#02266434]
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no problem, the bag should arrive next week


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-01-20 09:34 [#02266435]
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I'm moist with anticipation!


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-01-20 10:21 [#02266444]
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lol


 

offline futureimage from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2009-01-20 14:24 [#02266543]
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Sleeve notes of Konklaver. You just wrote them.


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-01-20 19:07 [#02266597]
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come to think of it they should hand out free window whipers
with it, they are better than the usual toilet paper i must
say, they get it clean in like one whipe instead of several
whipes and sheets


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2009-01-20 21:48 [#02266612]
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marry me....marry me now!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-01-20 21:52 [#02266613]
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I wanna give you anal so deep my cock will sizzle in your
stomach acid.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2009-01-20 21:54 [#02266614]
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surely there's hidden cam footage of these events that will
eventually leak onto the xlnet


 

offline Mask 500 from now on 2009-01-20 22:05 [#02266616]
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Das cul! Dando em lo culo.


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-01-21 09:30 [#02266696]
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LOLS shitting in bags, ohh the memories.



 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2009-01-21 09:34 [#02266699]
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Lol..story of the day.


 


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